Squart Guy

Squart Guy

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About

Squart Guy is the nickname of OKCupid user papapaka, who gained notoriety for his online dating profile describing his sexual fantasies in explicit details, combined with numerous spelling and grammatical errors. On Tumblr and other cringe-themed communities, screen captures of his profile pictures and quotes have been parodied in the form of fan art illustrations.

Origin

The pakapaka OKCupid[2] profile was last updated on May 23rd, 2012. In the various subsections, papapaka repeatedly mentions his interest in sex while boasting about the size of his genitalia and his ability to pleasure women.


0% Match 0% Friend 090 Enemy Rate his profile papapaka 46 M Straight/ Single Honolulu, HI (4968 Miles) About Photos The Two of Us My self-summary I LOVE LIFE,LIKE TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY ,AND I LOVE TO EAT ALL DAY LONG) SUNSETS ARE MY FAVART,I ALSO LOVE WALKING DOWN THE BEACH ON A FULL MOON,BRING SOMETHING FOR YOU TO NEED ON AND YOU WILL SEE STARS AND A HOLE LIT MORE:-) I LIKE HAVING SEX OUT IN PUBLIC,IT TURNS ME ON,MY LAST GIRL SHE LOVED TO SHOW OFF HER NICE BODY,WHEN WE GO CAMPING WE WOULD LEAVE THE TOP OFF AND THE DOOR OPENI AL SO LOVE TO RIDE MY HARLEY also I'm very WELL HUNG - What I'm doing with my life I WANT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO LIKES TO GO TO THE BEACH,I LIKEMY BIG COCK ,TO DIVE,FISHURF,PICK SHELLS MOST OF ALL I LUKE TO TAKE CARE OF MY GIRL,LONG AS SHE KNOWS HOW TO TAKE CARE OF ME!!!! ORAL SEX IS VERY IMPORT IN A HEATHY RELATIONSHIP, I KNOW SHE WILL BE REAL HAPPY !!!! WHEN SHE SEE MY BIG FAT.I'M GETTING HONEY JUST THANKING ABOUT IT.... HAVE TO JUMP IN THE WATER,BOY O BOY IT'S A NICE DAY TODAY!!!

The nickname stems from one of his profile quotes in which the word "squirt," a slang term for female ejaculation, is misspelled:

"IF I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SQUART ACROSS THE ROOM ,,,, NOW THAT TURNS MW ON :-)!!!!!!! NOTHING LIKE HAVING THE BEST OEGAMIOM IN THE WORLD EVERYDAY,,,, YEA BABY โ€ฆ.."

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On August 12th, 2012, the Addicted to Cupid[5] Tumblr blog posted a screenshot of pakapaka's profile, which garnered more than 2,200 notes in the first two years (shown below). On April 12th, 2013, Redditor hellpony submitted the same screenshot in a post titled "100% enemy" to the /r/cringepics[1] subreddit, where it received over 5,100 up votes and 380 comments prior to being archived.


0% Match 096 Friend 100% Enemy I spend a lot of time thinking about IF I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SQUART ACROSS THE ROOM.., NOW THAT TURNS MW ON!! NOTHING LIKE HAVING THE BEST OEGAMIOM IN THE WORLD EVERYDAY..YEA BABY okcupid

On January 13th, 2014, Mixed Martial Arts Forums[3] member Michael Washam posted a thread featuring papapaka's OKCupid profile .On the following day, Tumblr[8] user dismers-wonderhouse posted a photoshopped card for the Pokemon Squirtle bearing the likeness of papapaka (shown below). Within two months, the post garnered over 8,000 notes.



On February 14th, DeviantArtist[6] xen-dance submitted a digital illustration of papapaka (shown below, left). On March 10th, the Draw Me the Squart Guy Tumblr[4] blog was launched, which highlights illustrations of papapaka's profile photo (shown below, middle, right).


SQUART tumblr: xen-dance หŠใ„ง ยทf //

On the following day, Tumblr user navyhuskie[7] posted the logo for the video game company Square Enix edited to read "Squart Enix" (shown below). In 24 hours, the post garnered upwards of 1,900 notes.


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Notable Examples


0% Match 0% Friend 10096 Enemy I spend a lot of time thinking about IF IM GOING TO MAKE Kaiji sQUART ACROSS THE ROOM.., NOW THAT TURNS MW ON:!!!I NOTHING LIKE HAVING THE BEST OEGAMIOM IN THE WORLD EVERYDAY....YEA BABY SQ UAR And you can have it all My empire of dirt I will let you down I WILL MAKE YOU SQUART SQUARTLE

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External References

[1] Reddit โ€“ 100% enemy

[2] OKCupid โ€“ pakapaka

[3] Mixed Martial Arts โ€“ This Okcupid account is amazing

[4] Tumblr โ€“ Draw Me the Squart Guy

[5] Tumblr โ€“ Addicted to Cupid

[6] DeviantArt โ€“ OEGAMIOM

[7] Tumblr โ€“ Squart Enix

[8] Tumblr โ€“ dismers-wonderhouse

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