What Size Pussy You Wear?
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About
What Size Pussy You Wear? refers to a viral text conversation first shared in 2015 in which a man asks his girlfriend what size pussy she wears while trying to find the right kind of feminine hygiene products in the store. The phrase "what size pussy you wear" became a popular catchphrase online in reference to the image in the years following, resulting in a photoshop and redraw series in 2019 in which the phrase is added over selfies of various characters in the pad aisle as if sent via Snapchat.
Origin
On August 1st, 2015, Twitter[1] user @Abcderika__ posted a screenshot of a text conversation originally shared by Facebook user Cyn Moreira on an unknown date with the caption, "when you send a nigga out for pads," in which a man texts his girlfriend, "What size pussy you wear lol," "You get the thin shits right" to which she responds, "always ultra thin green or yellow" followed by four cry-laughing emojis (shown below). On the same date, Tumblr[2] user kidsarecruel posted the screenshot, garnering over 212,000 notes in six years.
The post was shared numerous times on social media over the course of the next two years, going significantly viral.
Spread
On November 5th, 2018, an anonymous Imgur[3] user uploaded an image of Brockhampton member Matt Champion with a Snapchat text overlay reading, "alright babe, in the pad aisle what size pussy you wear?" (shown below). On December 23rd, Instagram[4] user @doctortacos_memefactory shared the image, garnering over 1,900 likes in two years.
On January 7th, 2019, Instagram[6] user @hormonal5sos posted a photoshopped image of singer Luke Hemmings of the pop group 5 Seconds of Summer (originally posted to Instagram[5] on July 24th, 2017) standing in the pad aisle with similar Snapchat text to the Matt Champion meme (shown below) a play on a meme at the time where 5 Seconds of Summer fans photoshopped Hemmings into various locations.[7]
That month, a number of users across social media platforms posted new variations of the meme, placing the same text over images of different anime characters photoshopped into the pad aisle. For example, on January 14th, Twitter[8] user @peachcreema posted an image of Guzma from Pokemon in the pad aisle with the text as a caption, garnering over 900 retweets and 2,200 likes in two years (shown below, left). On January 15th, Twitter[9] user @ratsucurrydon posted a version of the meme with Shorter Wong from the anime Banana Fish (shown below, right).
On February 4th, Redditor u/legoandmars posted a version of the meme to /r/badwomensanatomy, garnering over 3,300 upvotes in two years (shown below).
On September 17th, 2020, Instagram[11] user @the_maymays_reloaded posted a version of the meme featuring JFK from Clone High, garnering over 44,000 likes in eight months (shown below, left).
On September 24th, 2020, Twitter[10] user @cdloeza posted a redrawn version of the meme referencing Team Fortress 2, garnering over 6,600 likes and 1,300 retweets in a comparable span of time (shown below, right).
Various Examples
Search Interest
External References
[1] Twitter – What size pussy you wear
[2] Tumblr – i am crying
[3] Imgur – mattchampion
[4] Instagram – What size yall got
[5] Instagram – Count down has begun Mr @lukehemmings…Be ready to sing your brains off….❤ 🕺🕺#5secondsofsummer #5sos #lukehemmings
[6] Instagram – I STG IF I HAVE TO SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE ONE MORE TIME •
[7] Twitter – yall are wild
[8] Twitter – im at the pad aísle
[9] Twitter – babe i'm on the
