Tumblr - "THERE'S SYPHILLIS IN THOSE CHEEZ-ITS"

The most annoying is when they mention some scary chemical with a long name like is the devil, but if you actually research you discover that such chemical is harmless to humans, or even that is safer than the natural alternative. Listen here people, just because it's natural it's not better, and just because it's artificial it's not harmful. The opposite is true more times than you think.

You know how whenever you visit someone's house and sit on their furniture and right before your butt hits the seat you think "someone has probably masturbated on this couch" but then you sit down anyway? That's what eating feels like.