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penceyprepofficial: when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like "lol k" and while they were gone tHE F------ FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like "no need to apologize, turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong" and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder First

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so I suck into his car

sifhappens: lheard my brother say he was going to dairy queen so l suck into his car and he has no idea I'm in here he asked his friend what he wanted and I popped up from the floor 'I was thinking about a milkshake' I have never heard two teenage boys scream louder

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The same can also be said if you remember someone who pissed you off long ago and now have an urge to punch someone in the face.

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when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

suctioning aciddd-angel: suctioning when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store why the f--- would this be my reaction You must not have a best friend

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Hell is other people. And Tumblr.

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Tumblr in a nutshell

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Fuck

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Kinda feels like that since parents usually overreact to those 2 words.

what i actually said: i forgot what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant Source: arfakita

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"You can't separate the term "faggot" from homophobia."

The edgy is strong in this one.

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It really does feel like that.

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You could also add "silverware/certain pieces of food stuck in the garbage disposal" to the list.

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Why would anyone watch this show instead of porn?

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I don't know, that sounds like something out of Jojo to me

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penceyprepofficial: when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like "lol k" and while they were gone tHE F------ FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like "no need to apologize, turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong" and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder First

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Diceyed Liam

Diceyed Liam

Aug 30, 2015 at 09:07PM EDT

"Tell me, Mr. Papshmir, in all the world, who is the most effective assassin?"

"Well, I would think ANYONE who manages to conceal his identity as an assassin."

"Yes, but there is even a more ideal assassin – one who doesn't KNOW he's an assassin."

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Dan21734

Dan21734

Aug 30, 2015 at 08:53PM EDT in reply to Mudoon

Well apparently taking care of it was too much work so I doubt the owner would go through the trouble of finding another owner.

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