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Ok, so l just came up with the perfect ad for when they finally invent birth control pills for men Here's the scene: a man and a woman are busy f------. They're having a great time and all until suddenly the man has just the biggest orgasm in recorded history. Then the woman looks at him all angry - "hey," she says, "I thought you were gonna pull out!" Nah, don't worry about it," says the guy, holding up a bottle of pills and winking to the camera. "I came prepared!

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Birth control ad


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