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Anonymous (|D: 15lzLff) 02/18/14(Tue )01:58:29 UTC-6 No.533184776 Replies: 22533184939 22533184978 >the bandit is back >school starts >still trying to find my biggest target >want it to be perfect, won't be as fun to do once I graduate, goOutWithABang.jpg >1-2 months go by >l realize I need to get rid of my s--- buckets and piss gallons before they freeze for winte >target acquired: homecoming, now 2 weeks away >spend a whole weekend hatching a plan, I need to get in with the homecoming committee >what luck, friends are losers, of course one would be on the committee, we'll call this friend Ozgur start asking lots of questions about how the homecoming parade is set up, realize I already hit the summer parade last year, it'll have to be the football game >find out school play is the week after homecoming >new target manage to get on the set building team, access to the set, auditorium, without suspicion >perfect plan comes together spend a week of moving my s---, a bucket at a time, in to 2 small plastic tubs that I bought at a convenience store two towns over >s--- is now hidden over the auditorium, 5 buckets over the stage, piss and s--- mix in 2 plastic tubs over the audience 6 halfway through the second act comes, I'm finally ready sneak away from the set crew, climb ladder to ceiling srub s--- on myself so it's not obvious after it's done that I'm the one not covered in s--- >worth it >have the five buckets on a string, pull string as I tip both tubs over audience >obvious pandemonium >l tied a rope in the corner of the auditorium opposite to the ladder, principal sees me, goes to ladder >lol, unclefag, you'll never catch me >mfw I get away with it >mfw my uncle has s--- and piss on him and I got away with it >my family talks about this every year at reunions. I must laugh to myself >go down in internet and real life history >mfw 8 that's all for the biggest caper. got decent amount of smaller stories left over, but that's all for this one!

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The Pooping Bandit Pt. 3


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