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"Retarded GF"


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Brainwashed Combatant gf Programing 100% complete... Loves glowing pink lights "Ready to serve, Commander." Very cool visor Obedience is pleasure Evil = sexy "Yes Commander!" Old life is dead to her. All is for Commander Deeply devoted Exists only to serve the Orginization Has an assigned Unit Number "My body is your property." COD Womb tattoo to show devotion No longer remembers her real name Heightened sensitivity Generic but happy Programmed to be happy "I've no need for thoughts" "I will bring my friends here. Yes Commander!"
"Why do you seek to 'Hold my hand"? What is the purpose, it decreases productivity" VERY hard time understanding emotions The concept of 'affection' evades her The first time you held hands she didn't let go for 3 hours. She looked genuinely confused ". . . I'd like to understand more" Hugging was a big step, but you get the feeling its going to be happening more often now "Flesh- I mean... You, come with me" You were a 'worker' on an IW Battle Barge Started making you do tasks for her. Sought you out specifically, but you were scared to ask why "You've finished the retrofit? Good. Also, we're dating now. You will be moved to my quarters immediately" O IRON WARRIORS GF 8'1" Brutal. Efficient. Hard Working "We have work to do. No time for frivolities" No non- -sense Spends most of her time working in the vehicle bay "My hand is too large to fit into this gearbox, please assist" The tanks she works on growl at you sometimes- Calls her gun "Sheila" mother.. "Teeth? It has Arg did they-... Leave" *screaming and banging ensued* HATES when people tamper with her s--- Major Mommy Issues Works herself to the bone and marrow "Reconciliation is constantly not an option. I do not want it nor does she deserve it" Despite saying it doesn't bother her she vents to you about it a lot "Never good enough for ... Huh? Sorry, mumbling-" "You... You think I do good work, right?" You find her collapsed with her hand in an engine, passed out Might have some imposter syndrome
"01001001 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101" Takes you hunting for archeotech with her. Her skull's name it D3-Beta Y You call her Debby Trying to reach you to speak binary Tech-Priest "You're presence has increased this ones productivity levels by 12.075%" "Your continued presence is requested" Holds your hand with her mechadendrite when she's busy Refers to herself as 'This One' Probably a religious thing GF Always smells like oil and incense "The warmth of your skin is... Acceptable" Made you a com device to always keep in touch Insists you replace your weak flesh with steel. "It will allow us both to more efficiently serve the Omnissiah..." She just wants to keep you around longer "...and yes, your extended company will be a benefit to this one's mood" "Your assistance is requested in lubricating this one's appendages ... Why has blood began rushing to your cheeks?" Starts buffering whenever you kiss her "E-Error Error" Another kiss usually 'reboots' her Fixes your lasgun for you With some 'minor' modifications Spends at least an hour praying to it's machine spirit after tho- Got very excited when you uncovered this weird machine that burns bread... But it was cute "The odds of you finding this- Data is irrelevant, Come. I will compensate you with your desired for of affection" Apologizes when she gets grease on you when you hug her Still has 'some' of her original parts
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Uploaded May 25, 2017 at 03:34PM EDT

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