Tumblr - Go back to the past and undo the unspeakable evil

"Long ago, on tumblr, I, random english teacher, the shapeshifting master of ego, unleashed an unspeakable post! But a foolish monkey wielding a magic gun stepped forth to oppose me. Before my post was deleted, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my self aggrandising is law! Now, the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is random english teachers.."

Someone went apeshit on a person's massive ego.