"Hello, I'm Ridley. You may recognize me from the Metroid series, where I play myself. Now, there are a lot of morally ambiguous things in this world that people just can't come to an agreement on. Is it right or wrong to pillage space colonies, kill innocent people, and orphan children. Is it really bad to mass produce and genetically enhance dangerous animals? These are very complex questions to answer. But there is one thing that we can all agree on that is just not cool…

and that's tax fraud.

You see, the government needs taxes in order to fund projects, maintain public services, and pay federal employees. But when people cheat and don't pay what they should, the government doesn't get the money they need to cover all of these things. Because of this, they may have to cut spending in certain areas, or even raise the tax rate to get more funds. And if you get caught for evading your taxes, you could go to jail for up to 5 years.

Take it from a space dragon pirate, kids. When it comes to tax fraud, nobody wins."

Yoshi: Oh so NOW I am worse than the guy who tries to conquer a kingdom kidnapping its ruler every time? Worse then the guy who once he took a kingdom turned it into hell? I AM WORSE THAN THE PIRATE WHO SENT HIS TROOPS TO MURDER A WHOLE COLONY JUST FOR THE HECK OF IT, TRIED TO MURDER A 3 YEAR OLD KID, AND YEARS LATER TAUNTS SAID 3 YEAR OLD ABOUT HAVING DEVOURED THE CORPSE OF HER MOTHER, WHILE KEEP KILLING EVERYONE SHE CARES ABOUT?!

Master Hand: Calm down Yoshi is just a meme.

Yoshi: LIKE HELL I AM CALMING DOWN! I AM SICK OF THIS STUPID MEME, EVERYONE TREATS ME LIKE I WAS A MONSTER JUST BECAUSE A SHIT ON TUMBLR AND I AM 110% DONE (storms off)

Crazy Hand: Well, I guess denying them access to Internet WASNT such a crazy idea, uh?

Master Hand: Shut up.