"How The Grinch Spoiled Ultimate!"

Real or fake, the fact that the Grinch himself is related to this leak is stupidly funny.

You're a Leaker, Mr Grinch
You spoiled the surprise!
Just imagine Mr Sakurai as the tears roll from his eyes, Mr Griiiinch!
If you listen closely, you can even hear the fanboy's criiiiies!

You're a Leaker, Mr Grinch
You ruined all our fun
You revealed the whole darn roster and ended speculation, Mr Griiiinch!
And not only that but your actions sent poor Eric Bricard on the ruuuun!

You're a Leaker, Mr Grinch
You showed us all Shadow!
And Mach Rider, Ken and Isaac. The Chorus Kids and Geno, Mr Griiiinch!
And let's not forget the most hype of them all, Microsoft's Banjoooo!