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The Virgin Consoomer vs The Chad Looter


Created by deez_nuts Nov 29, 2019 at 12:06AM EST

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: Anonymous (ID: /NwcsKVm Gunfags are consoomers 78 C WAOW! FO 1800 05/02/23(Tue)13:40:20 No.425590789 TROFD M WAR 135 XED 1663140568032.png 3.74 MB PNG WAOW! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS LIMITED EDITION SPIDERMAN FUNKO IS ONLY $399!!! >I can't afford rent this month because I spent my money on installing new shelves. This is all Blumpf's fault! >No I won't play with these toys. They're collectibles! >BING BING WAHOO!!! Literally what's the difference? >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS COLT SAA IS ONLY $3000!!! >I can't afford my hospital bill because I spent my money on ammo. This is all Brandon's fault! >No, I won't defend myself from tyranny with these guns. I use them exclusively to annihilate paper targets! >BANG BANG YEEHAW!!!
The 30 year old "Manly consoomer" >"Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate are so BASED and MANLY. That Jack Murphy guy is pretty great too' " >"I'm a conservative veteran, and here's why we need COMMON SENSE GUN CONTROL..." >Consooms any product that's marketed to "manly men" >"F*ck Starbucks bro, I only drink MANLY black rifle coffee" (doesn't own a gun) USA PLANT SOURCED FIBERS EXTRA LARGE WIPES DUDE WIPES 8R FRAGRANCE FREE VITAMINE & ALOE 48 FLUSHABLE WIPES FOR FUSHING, SEE BACK PANEL 7X7 IN (17.8 X 17.8 cm) BLACK RIFLE COFFEE COMPANY "It's not wet wipes, it's DUDE wipes lol" B AU Dads SHAVE TATTOOS & BEARDS >Odd fascination with Baby Yoda >"Bro, it's like shaving cream, but for my BALLS bro. Get it? Because my balls are so hairy and MANLY! Haha" >"Check out my MANLY soap. It's so friggen MANLY because it's BIG and smells like WHISKEY" >Always wears weird oddly-specific shirts about beards, tattoos, or balls DUKE CANNON SUPPLY BIG AMERICAN BOURBON SOAP Oak Barrel Scent D STOCK No. 075 MADE WITH 90 PROOF KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY A PORTION OF PROCEEDS BENEFITS U.S. VETERANS. BUFFALO TRACE STRAIGHT BOURBON KENTUCKY WHISKEY NET WT. 10 OZ. MANUFACTURED IN U.S.A.
You enjoy buying a thing I don't like? You're a dumb consoomer, now look at this meme I found. dat ass ques, ons jus. cunsure prccles) and then gelaxed melocucts You're literally a f------ hobo. Get a f------ job.
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Uploaded Nov 29, 2019 at 12:06AM EST

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