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THE 38 YEAR OLD CONSOOMER Spends weekends binge watching TV boxsets Changes phone every year Addicted to social media Regularly gets into flame wars over which company is better Not talented enough to have real hobbies Only talks about entertainment Goes shopping when bored MADVE

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The 38 year old consoomer


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: Anonymous (ID: /NwcsKVm Gunfags are consoomers 78 C WAOW! FO 1800 05/02/23(Tue)13:40:20 No.425590789 TROFD M WAR 135 XED 1663140568032.png 3.74 MB PNG WAOW! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS LIMITED EDITION SPIDERMAN FUNKO IS ONLY $399!!! >I can't afford rent this month because I spent my money on installing new shelves. This is all Blumpf's fault! >No I won't play with these toys. They're collectibles! >BING BING WAHOO!!! Literally what's the difference? >WAOOOOWWW!!! THIS COLT SAA IS ONLY $3000!!! >I can't afford my hospital bill because I spent my money on ammo. This is all Brandon's fault! >No, I won't defend myself from tyranny with these guns. I use them exclusively to annihilate paper targets! >BANG BANG YEEHAW!!!
The 30 year old "Manly consoomer" >"Joe Rogan and Andrew Tate are so BASED and MANLY. That Jack Murphy guy is pretty great too' " >"I'm a conservative veteran, and here's why we need COMMON SENSE GUN CONTROL..." >Consooms any product that's marketed to "manly men" >"F*ck Starbucks bro, I only drink MANLY black rifle coffee" (doesn't own a gun) USA PLANT SOURCED FIBERS EXTRA LARGE WIPES DUDE WIPES 8R FRAGRANCE FREE VITAMINE & ALOE 48 FLUSHABLE WIPES FOR FUSHING, SEE BACK PANEL 7X7 IN (17.8 X 17.8 cm) BLACK RIFLE COFFEE COMPANY "It's not wet wipes, it's DUDE wipes lol" B AU Dads SHAVE TATTOOS & BEARDS >Odd fascination with Baby Yoda >"Bro, it's like shaving cream, but for my BALLS bro. Get it? Because my balls are so hairy and MANLY! Haha" >"Check out my MANLY soap. It's so friggen MANLY because it's BIG and smells like WHISKEY" >Always wears weird oddly-specific shirts about beards, tattoos, or balls DUKE CANNON SUPPLY BIG AMERICAN BOURBON SOAP Oak Barrel Scent D STOCK No. 075 MADE WITH 90 PROOF KENTUCKY STRAIGHT BOURBON WHISKEY A PORTION OF PROCEEDS BENEFITS U.S. VETERANS. BUFFALO TRACE STRAIGHT BOURBON KENTUCKY WHISKEY NET WT. 10 OZ. MANUFACTURED IN U.S.A.
You enjoy buying a thing I don't like? You're a dumb consoomer, now look at this meme I found. dat ass ques, ons jus. cunsure prccles) and then gelaxed melocucts You're literally a f------ hobo. Get a f------ job.
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Uploaded Nov 29, 2019 at 09:40AM EST

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