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Gets Brainwashed Of Same Thing Comic Has Gotten A Sequel
![TAM I've come to make an announcement, Samus the Metroid is a bitch ass m-----------, she Omega Streamed mny f------ wife. That's right, she took her Power Suit f------ Arm Cannon out and she Omega Streamedmy f------ wife, and she said her Arm Cannon was (incomprehensible Chozo gibberish] and I said "that's disgusting". So I'm making a call out post on this Galactic Federation comms log: Samus the Metroid, you got an Alpha Arm Cannon, it's the size of Elun, except it's way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my Arm Cannon looks like: [Chozo battle cry). That's right, baby, all Spazer, no Ice Beam, no X-ray, look at that, it looks like two Morph Balls and a Grapple Beam. She Omega Streamed my wife, so guess what? I'M OMEGA BLASTING ZDR! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY ULTRA OMEGA LASER! Except I'm gonna go blast ZDR, I,m gonna go higher. I'M BLOWING THE X OUT OF QUARANTINE! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, QUIET ROBE? I'VE DAMNED THE UNIVERSE, YOU IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the Omega Stream drrrrropelets hit your f------ Spaceship, now get out of my f------ sight, beforel blast you too.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/230/969/b47.png "Raven Beak's Announcement")
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Raven Beak's Announcement
Uploaded by Mr. Vendetta Oct 23, 2021 at 07:37PM EDT
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Watch out for spoilers! I had one more Raven Beak and lil' Samus comic in my head I had to get out. Don't forget to play your dose of Metroid Dread!
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Watch out for spoilers! Just beat Metroid Dread and this idea was swarming in my head. What if daddy Raven Beak stuck around for Samus' childhood on Zebes?
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In Metroid Dread, if you finish with 100% completion, Raven Beak will remove his Chozo power suit in the ending credits. no no really it’s true i read it in gamepro
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