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: Anonymous 06/02/22(Thu)08:47:12 No.879351067 Can I salvage this? >be me >on first date with girl at KFC >single mom two kids KFC >date is going well, teasing eachother 63 KB JPG >covid/food shortages get brought up >"so did the toilet paper thing affect you?" >"um, yea haha, we ran out and had to use our bare hands and a hose outside to clean ourselves" >cringe from asking her an embarrassing question >autism.exe >"finger licking good" >she stays pretty quite the rest of the date >we barely hug goodbye when we leave I guess I was trying to make a joke? I wasn't even thinking though. The date was yesterday, what should I message her today to smooth things over?

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Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous >Check the news Settings Mobile Home 02/11/25(Tue)19:11:15 No.80329324 image_2025-02-11-191058874.png 379 KB PNG >The news makes me wanna kill myself
: Anonymous 11/06/18(Tue)22:08:34 No.784190163 >>784189907 >be me >also from Cuba >decide to swim to America >jump into ocean >pringles in my pocket in case I get hungry >doinwell.jpg >get hungry after about a half hour >pull out pringles >cap flies off >pringles everywhere >f---.exe >see a shark fin >them n----- like pringles >shark n---- eats all my pringles >starts to come after me >swim the f--- away >shark catches up >bites my leg right the f--- off >about to go for my arm when I see a US coast guard boat >they carry me aboard >pass out >come to a couple hours later in back of grimy American boat >"hey, you're finally awake" >look at the officers nametag >"Todd Howard" not again >>784190258 #
Anonymous 182 KB JPG 02/11/25(Tue)21:45:58 No.702710239 >written to be empowered "anti- male gaze" lesbian protagonists by neil cuckmann >i still want to gaze at them
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