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: Anonymous Phil Leotardo disliked that. 41 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)04:40:39 No.26872040 >be me >cry over my grandma's death >gf loses respect >starts behaving as if i'm a bitch >break up >she wants me back >refuse How is this real? I can't comprehend her thought process of that, what makes girls laugh at someone opening up? I feel like I broke up too impulsively, what do I do? : Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)04:50:03 No.26872082 >>26872040 (OP) # Your girlfriend dumped you because you showed emotion. Show some self respect and leave that bitch like a sack of bricks. : Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)05:55:03 No.26872337 >>26872040 (OP) # You can easily regain that respect by beating her up (with mild restraint) and then f------ her. After you come, if you still love her, continue.

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Ar. Snow White is now a...hot latina? Snow White is now a...hot lati(...) >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Kill yourself >hot Imao 02/21/25(Fri) 06:42:54 No.208828183 Snowbrown. >>208828183 (OP) # >hot Lord Farquaad looking cube headed bitch >>208828183 (OP) # >Hot Her eyes are so far apart she can see behind her

Anonymous There's still hope. 153 KB JPG 06/29/22(Wed)23:22:07 No.69234605 >be Filthy Frank >gradually develop legitimate performing career >scrub the internet of old shitposts as best as possible >become Joji >eventually people forget about Frank >gain increasing fame and fortune >performing one night in packed coliseum >crowd is losing their minds to see Joji sing >come out on stage in pinkguy costume >stage is decorated to look like Frank's old apartment >start performing all the hits from the Filthy Frank days >"I eat ass", "Finna bust a nut", "Peanut butter on my balls, let the dog lick it", all the hits >joined on stage by the old crew >audience is in tears of shock and sadness >turns out Joji was just the setup for the ultimate trolling of normies >he got 'em one last time

Anonymous Bros, we won again. 02/21/25(Fri)17:17:15 No.703610032 Avowed > Avowed Gameplay Discussion > Topic Details Todd 6 hours ago 13 Racist bigotry won again. Are you happy? Are you satisfied? Does your day feel that little bit better knowing a great developer comprised of hard-working folks is going to likely be shut down over this? All because you can't whack off to 'ugly' character designs and cry about 'woke' games all the time. Get the memo: this game wasn't for you in the first place. The author of this topic has marked a post as the answer to their question. Click here to jump to that post. Avowed admits he lost. lol.png 824 KB PNG

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...oo AT&T Board /fit/ - Fitness. 50 KB JPG 1:35 PM boards.4chan.org WHAT THE F--- ALRIGHT/FIT/ - THIS IS WHAT WE LIFT FOR 38% >we go buy a nice one >carry it around like a slave ▼ Settings Home >visit dad >asks me to buy a christmas tree >mom is happy >feelsgoodman >i lift it into the house >my dad says hes not feeling well >COLLAPSES >W-- >mom panics >dad just laying there knocked out >we put him in a safe position quickly >my heart is racing >i decide to LIFT him up and carry him to the couch >mom calls 911. >im panicking too >figure that the hospital is not so far away >LIFT him back up and carry him into car >mom is screaming at me but i cant hear s--- >race to hospital >LIFT him out of the car and carry him into ER >scream around like an autist >mfw they told me he had a stroke and probably would have died if it wasnt for my lifts

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Anon should have just spoke with his neighbor | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)12:34:23 No.881838202 13 KB JPG I just called the cops on my apartment neighbor, here is the story and you can judge me as you wish >Be me >Living in apartment complex >One of my next door neighbors is a massive f------ pot addict, I can smell his weed all the time, sometimes 5am, often in the afternoon and evening >I am talking about being assaulted with weed stench on a daily basis >Finally I have had enough, I called the police and reported him about 30 mins ago. Also sent email to landlord because he is violating the apartment policy (no smoking/drugs) >I think the cops will actually do something because weed is still completely illegal in my state and I told them I think he's dealing drugs as well Your thoughts /b/?

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File: soylent.png (7 KB, 227x222) Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)23:05:30 No.69374951 >>69375001 >>69375312 >>69375327 >>69375550 >get home >put groceries away >go to wash hands >look in mirror >i forgot to shave half of my face >be me >have to go to grocery store >regular store is too busy >leave for a more quiet one >not familiar with the layout >kind of just wander around the store looking for what i need >two cute girls are shopping together >tall brunette, and shorter girl with black hair >cross paths with them 10+ times while shopping >90% sure the brunette is checking me out >she kind of has a cutesy grin like how a fat kid would smile when he sees an unattended slice of cake >think nothing of it, im probably delusional >get to the self-checkout (store does not have cashiers anymore) >they're at the one across from me >brunette is fumbling her s--- from staring at me

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Anon doesn't know how to use the three seashells | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/10/22(Sun)17:51:39 No.167640156 >visit friend's house >go use restroom >see the three seashells >>167640256 # >>167640259 # >>167640394 # >>167640631 # >>167641312 # >>167641623 #

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: Anonymous 23 KB PNG 07/11/22(Mon) 20:52:44 No.69371086 >2005 >Go to online store webpage >Search for the item you want >Checkout >2022 >Go to online store webpage >This website uses cookies. Allow cookies? >Allow >Allow this website to know your location? >Block >Allow this website to send notifications? >Block >Popup covering screen appears. Enter your email now for 10% off! >Close popup >Fake chat appears, Jill would like to assist you >Close chat >Finally get to the search bar, start entering text >Javascript wasn't finished loading, search bar gets deselected halfway through typing >Click the search bar again, finish typing, hit enter >Item you want appears, try to click it >More javascript loads before you click, the page rearranges itself, now you've clicked something else >Close webpage and toss monitor out the window

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Anon almost gets an emo girlfriend in high school | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: NY5FQLAZ 07/10/22(Sun)12:04:45 No.386155804 >>386156395 >>386156632 >>386157287 >>386157439 >>386157669 >>386158862 >>386159185>>386160288 >>386160546 >>386165972 >>386169213 >>386169307 >>386172291 >>386173207 >>386174596 >be in HS >sit next to quiet emo girl >qtpie af >flirt and chitchat everyday >shes obv coming around >"didnt see you the last few days, whats up" >"oh yea, i was having bad anxiety attacks" >immediately ghost her as a crazy one good side of mentally deficient zoomies nowadays is that they display all the red flags you could ever possibly need WAYY up front. never d--- up crazy, not even for fun

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Anonymous (ID: r6MEQdhc File: 077.png (365 KB, 646x595) 07/10/22(Sun)13:57:23 No.386170364 >>386172118 >>386156215 >Be young you >at grocery store, in line >"Oh shoot!" Mom says "I forgot something" >"Dont go anywhere, I'll be right back" >Beep.....beep.....beep beep >Conveyer belt moving forward >beep beep.....beep >Inching towards the checkout lady >....beep....beep >each beep like a hollow death knell >Mom still isn't back yet >beep...........beep

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File: Screenshot_20220711_102030.jpg Europe on edge as Nord Stream set for planned shut-down, forever By Nina Chestery and Vera Eckert (841 KB, 1440x2069) Germany building Heating Camps: Anonymous (ID: Cs8Voitk) 07/11/22(Mon)08:27:02 No.386239686 ► >>386239790 >>386240131 >>386240160 >>386240250 >>386240395 >>386240457 >>386240514 >>386240580 >>386240609 >>386240836 >>386241005 >>386241066 >>386241409 >>386241462 >>386241851 >>386241922 >>386242075 >>386242563 >>386242681 >>386242784 >>386243837 >>386243839 >In preparation for gas shortages this winter, German cities are building Heating Camps where citizens can be concentrated, so they need not freeze to death. >This move is necessary, as the government is going forward with shutting down all remaining Nuclear Power plants come fall in order to save C02 and prevent the planet from over-heating. Coal plants will be used in their stead. Thank you, our benevolent leaders, for your mercy and foresight. Anonymous (ID: VJSKOZA0 )! 07/11/22(Mon)08:27:46 No.386239731 >>386239790 >>386239812 >>386240140 Why don't you just fire Auschwitz back up? Anonymous (ID: zOjdhoeq) 07/11/22(Mon)08:28:30 No.386239790 >>386239731 >>386239686 (OP) With the cold setting in, students are gonna be miserable, they will need camps to concentrate in Anonymous (ID: K/pGLSeg 07/11/22(Mon)08:28:44 No.386239812 >>386239955 >>386240925 >>386243829 >>386239731 Have you seen the gas prices lately?

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: Anonymous KELANEY 21 KB JPG 07/10/22(Sun)19:53:33 No.881763153 >cicadas >what? >hi where supermarket? >uuuuh uhm huum turn Right and um then go straight until uuhm you reach the uhuuhh the old rails and turn left >left here right? >right yes uhm where car passed away >I thank you very much >nonono follow me it's uh other way follow Start walking >ci-cicada >I don't understand can you repeat >cicada very loud >ah yes yes every summer loud >here is road to store >ah thank you you come long way I thank you >no problem no problem here store bye The above was a diaologue I just had with a tourist asking me where the local supermarket was. I was stumbling for words until I eventually told them to follow me all the way to the store Why don't the teach us functional instead of academically oriented English at school?

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: Anonymous Phil Leotardo disliked that. 41 KB JPG 07/11/22(Mon)04:40:39 No.26872040 >be me >cry over my grandma's death >gf loses respect >starts behaving as if i'm a bitch >break up >she wants me back >refuse How is this real? I can't comprehend her thought process of that, what makes girls laugh at someone opening up? I feel like I broke up too impulsively, what do I do? : Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)04:50:03 No.26872082 >>26872040 (OP) # Your girlfriend dumped you because you showed emotion. Show some self respect and leave that bitch like a sack of bricks. : Anonymous 07/11/22(Mon)05:55:03 No.26872337 >>26872040 (OP) # You can easily regain that respect by beating her up (with mild restraint) and then f------ her. After you come, if you still love her, continue.

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