File: 1664173180918640.jpg (48 KB, 645x773) O Anonymous 01/09/23 (Mon)03:54:34 No.2522873 >>2522874 >>2522911 >>2522934 Whats the best approach to offer to buy cute hiker girls sweaty socks when you pass on trails without scaring them/looking creep >> O Anonymous 01/09/23 (Mon)04:04:56 No.2522874 >>2522875 >>2522873 (OP) >damn! no offense but your looking sweaty, feet must be So sore. >hey you know what, why don't you take a break and try on some of these socks I made, I just started a company selling them >eww haha no don't put those back in your pack, I'll get rid of them for you I've got a scent free bag

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.

Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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Anonymous Gf wants me to be fat 89 KB JPG 01/09/23(Mon)21:11:01 No.71759993 >after years of being a khv i finally got a gf >shes awesome and we have been together for 4 years >i gained some weight about a year ago and decided to go on a diet and exercise >told her im eating healthy and starting to go to the gym >she suddenly starts baking cakes, pies and deep frying basically everything >finds different reasons for us to hang out and do stuff exactly when i want to go work out >keeps telling me to cancel my membership for no apparent reason >yesterday she made me a whopping fifteen pancakes for breakfast Im getting fatter and i dont know why shes doing this.HELP

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Anonymous 8 KB JPG Anonymous >>15110727 (OP) Become a banker? Anonymous Anonymous Anonymous Get a job. 01/09/23(Mon)06:22:19 No.15110727 how do i summon money? 01/09/23(Mon)06:33:41 No.15110734 01/09/23 (Mon)06:35:11 No.15110735 01/09/23 (Mon)06:40:48 No.15110738 01/09/23 (Mon)06:53:57 No.15110748

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Anonymous 09/22/22(Thu)10:40:58 No.612915921 165 KB PNG >HARRY POTTER! >DID YOU TELL COLIN CREEVEY THAT SECTUMSEMPRA WAS A GENDER TRANSITION SPELL!? >YESTERDAY HE BLED OUT IN THE SECOND FLOOR GIRL'S BATHROOM AND BECAME A GHOST! >NOW MOANING MYRTLE IS CHASING HIM AROUND THE CASTLE CALLING HIM NEARLY HEADLESS D---! >THE MINISTRY IS SO FAR UP MY ASS THEY FOUND PETER PETTIGREW! >I hope you understand the gravity of this situation and why I am only awarding 50 points to Gryffindor. >>612916296 # >>612924709 # >>612924831 #

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Anonymous 195 KB JPG 2 Replies / 2 Images : Anonymous 45 KB JPG Anonymous No.71756199 Post your spirit animal. I am literally this little guy 62 KB JPG 01/09/23(Mon)12:00:46 View Thread 01/09/23 (Mon)12:01:48 No.71756204 im just silly 01/09/23 (Mon)13:32:26 No.71756956 I don't sleep at night and I might have autism

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: Anonymous (ID: 5ygZiyRA 1.54 MB JPG 03/03/17(Fri)08:14:50 No.115073060 How can some Americans claim they are poor? I live for 300 USD a month here in Poland and I'm fine. You f--- have welfare and foodstamps and you still claim that you struggle to live there. What's the dillio? Stop spending so much on useless s---. : Anonymous (ID: DWZNrmBW 03/03/17 (Fri)08:17:14 No.115073270 >>115073060 (OP) # A decent burger is 15 dollars. There are 3 meals in a day, that's 45 dollars a day. That's 1,350 dollars a month just in burgers, not counting any other expenses. >>115073351 # >>115073451 # >>115073545 # >>115073573 # >>115073615 # >>115073654 # >>115073771 # >>115073853 # >>115074151 # >>115074283 # >>115074428 # >>115074524 # >>115074529 # >>115074560 # >>115074795 # >>115074948 # >>115075230 # >>115076181 # >>115076497 # >>115076525 # >>115076892 # >>115077014 # >>115077069 # >>115077650 # >>115078287 # >>115078638 # >>115079723 # >>115080291 # >>115080683 # >>115083647 # >>115083705 # >>115084147 # >>115084432 # >>115084463 # >>115084928 #

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55 KB JPG >Go to Reddit. >Post something controversial on a right-leaning sub. >"OP is a troll. Nobody can be that braindead." >"STFU dumbass just look at A, B and C." >Post something controversial on a left-leaning sub. >"Tee hee f------ kill yourself you waste of oxygen." >"Go rot in a ditch where no one will ever find you. We will not miss your XYZphobic ass. I'm better. <3"

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Anonymous 281 KB PNG wire > walk away 01/09/23(Mon)19:10:06 No.71757012 > be me > walk trough university building in search of a toilet > see a telephone on the wall > dial a random 4 digit number so it connects in-house > it dials > leave the handset hanging on the I like to imagine someone picked up and I successfully epically trolled someone

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Anonymous 01/08/23(Sun)22:32:48 No.623659038 WHITE POWER cn9c7jnuuvaa1 (1).jpg 84 KB JPG DE IS >one copy of Hogwarts Legacy please

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: Anonymous 1.43 MB JPG 01/08/23(Sun)09:55:09 No.71744286 did you know americans have been so brainwashed they believe their country is great >food standards on par with china nothing is healthy >cities are sprawling shitholes that make mexico look safe >all women are gross and fat >people only value consuming product >services and education make some third world countries look good >everything f----- up by americans be r---- by companies >no good communities or families >onions fed animals >most americans live worse oft than 3rd worlders >indians and chinese live better meanwhile europeans >banned all additives and anything that is slightly unhealthy >cities are beautiful >beautiful women maybe like 1 slightly chubby girl >people value family and tradition >services amazing and god tier >eu governments run everything perfectly no companies or lobbying to f--- everyone >great communities and great families >animals are treated very well no torture >most euros are so spoiled they cry when they get 2 months vacation instead of 3 >no place is better except heaven

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: Anonymous (ID: QhKoL8fT Movie Idea 171 KB PNG 01/09/23(Mon)12:19:04 No.411491581 >be rich industrialist >hire hundreds of people >people are threatened >industrialist attempts to save them >puts them in a chamber with poison gas canister >gas canister is set off at a random time >inhabitants of chamber are both saved and not saved simultaneously, as long as chamber remains unopened I call it "Schrödinger's List" View Thread

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: Anonymous 232 KB PNG 01/19/21(Tue) 20:36:54 No.845257423 >girlfriend won't stop crying because she got an abortion >get tired of hearing her s-- >go to clinic and dig out fetus from dumpster >glue googly eyes on it >walk in with it while saying 'mom im home' >she cries even harder Jesus, nothing makes this baby killer happy

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