Mother's little helper | /r/Greentext
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![File: 51XG02gm43S._AC_SL1000_.jpg (43 KB, 1000x1000) Anonymous 02/17/23(Fri)15:54:41 No.894518599 [Reply] I'm ashamed of you, f------. No one has suggested taking advantage of the Chinese spy balloon crisis for lulz yet. 10 years ago 4chan would have had the sky filled with "spy balloons" and the government and news media in chaos from day 1. I guess /b/ really is dead. >6 foot balloon on Amazon: $20 >Helium tank from Walmart: $25 >Tinfoil to wrap around the balloon to increase its radar signature: $3 >Circuitboards and wires from junk electronics to make it look like it does something: Free >Glory of trolling the CIA and the military: Priceless](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/541/103/261.png "Anon wants to troll the CIA | /r/Greentext")
![eturn] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] le: images - 2020-07-04T180854.264.jpg (22 KB, 554x554) Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)07:12:08 No.56292592 >>56292621 >>56292623 >>56292664 >>56292698>>56293009>>5629319756293722 >>56295060 How is it to have sex with a Fitness girl? Better/Worse? Is it tighter? I'm talking about big but natural girls like megsquats >> Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)07:14:42 No.56292621 ► >>56296238 >>56292592 (OP) SOMEONE PLS POST THE BASED MEGSQUATS COOMER Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)07:14:52 No.56292623 ► >>56292592 (OP) >implying /fit/ has sex with anyone, let alone a /fit/ woman >> Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)07:17:57 No.56292664 ► Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:14:03 No.56294679 File: images (4).jpg (5 KB, 123x200) >enter gym Friday night >empty except for one blonde qt >decide to say hi >"thought I'd have the place to myself haha, I'm anon what's your name?" >"I'm Eshley noice to meet you" >instantly recoil at weird accent and ask her where she's from >"I'm a kiwi, from new zullund, what are you doing hier uts the weekind?" >"oh I'm always here, and you?" >"yis me too ivver sunce I qwut drunking I've bun hutting the jumm hard >trying my best not to laugh at her voice we ended up working out 'togither' and flirting heavily the whole time >after her last set she tells me >"I usually do cardio but my place is round the corner if you want to work up a swit.......wunk wunk" >go to her place and hop in shower with her >"anon you're jecked" >end up having sex on her bed and that's when I lost it >"yis yis" >"your duck is so good" >"why are you laughing so much haha" >I'm watching myself hit it from behind on a huge sliding wardrobe mirror cracking up >"ah yis f--- me deddy" >1 straight up fell off her convulsing with laughter >woke up this morning with worst ab DOMS in my life from laughing >>56294679 I like you anon >>56294729 >>56294791 >>56294817 >>56294856 >>56294911 >>56294965 >>56294987 >>56295007 >>56296548 Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)19:08:09 No.56298925 File: BadrHappi.jpg (21 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:40:09 No.56294911 >>56294679 kek id laugh too >>56294679 >anon you're jecked Godbless you anon Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:24:53 No.56294791 ► File: B56091C8-1476-41B5-B64E-4(...).jpg (186 KB, 384x732) >>56294679 Kek put me in the screen cap Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)14:09:20 No.56296637 ► File: 1492828706868.gif (1.9 MB, 320x200) 33/10/29/5 the jumm work up a swit.....wunk wunk" ☐ Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)16:42:13 No.56297960 ► File: 1475516881367.jpg (51 KB, 342x380) >>56294679 O Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:52:29 No.56295007 File: 1576623690414.jpg (38 KB, 486x582) >>56294679 >hutting the junm hard F--- I can HEAR the accent kek Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:49:06 No.56294965 ► File: 1566864148744.gif (1.99 MB, 332x215) MAO LMAO Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)16:01:06 No.56297626 >>56294679 >read out loud >accent matches up perfect with this kiwi girl i dated once >>56294679 Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:50:40 No.56294987 ► File: images (12).jpg (19 KB, 327x316) Anonymous 07/05/2 >>56294679 >wunk wunk Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)19:13:47 No. File: 1518411540090.jpg (21 KB, 474x296) Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)14:04:53 No.56296606 >>56294679 Am Ozzie can confirm that the accent is legit. They also play it up for s---- and giggles like we do. >>56294679 >wunk wunk >>56294679 Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)23:29:09 No.56300974 ► File: joy1.png (47 KB, 206x291) Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)18:57:33 No.56298859 File: ckeked.jpg (71 KB, 640x427) joy >"ah yis f--- me deddy" Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)13:58:29 No.56296548 File: elrisitas.jpg (41 KB, 600x600) >>56294679 >not skipping ab day, even while getting cardio in you're a legend, 'anenn' >>56294679 wunk wunk >>56294679 >your duck is so good thanks anon I just blew oatmeal out my nose Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)23:53:13 No.56301179 >>56294679 >wunk wunk Someone please screencap this. Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)20:19:14 No.562993 File: giphy.gif (1.84 MB, 200x200) >>56294679 Anonymous 07/05/20(Sun)10:28:19 No.56 >>56294679 f--- are our accents really that bad](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/540/963/c84.jpg "Anon gets a kiwi | /r/Greentext")
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