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! Chud 28 minutes ago Nº2360965 A [Reply] >>2361060 >>236 1127 >Hey guys, Charlie here with another 15 minute video about a random comment I found on Twitter. >I won't say anything remotely interesting, just sit on the fence so I can keep collecting YouTube shekels. >I do say D--- and BALLS from time to time in a monotone voice, so I'm kinda funny, right? >Anyway, this is all for today, see you guys next time.

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☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: 7KXnZ81d) Republicucks ▼ Settings Mobile Home 11/24/24(Sun)17:17:53 No.489470595 Tom Cotton Threatens to Invade Holland to Protect Israel's Government From ICC Arrest Warrant Phillip Nieto Nov 21st, 2024, 4:18 pm 796 comments X Post reddit MR. COTTON 242 KB PNG >"America first" >"One of our allies doesn't like our presi--- I mean, Israeli prime minister? We must invade that terrorist state!!!!" I wonder who really is in charge of America at this point.

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! Chud 28 minutes ago Nº2360965 A [Reply] >>2361060 >>236 1127 >Hey guys, Charlie here with another 15 minute video about a random comment I found on Twitter. >I won't say anything remotely interesting, just sit on the fence so I can keep collecting YouTube shekels. >I do say D--- and BALLS from time to time in a monotone voice, so I'm kinda funny, right? >Anyway, this is all for today, see you guys next time.

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