ALE >be me >31, fit af after turning my life around >engaged after f------ more girls than i can count in the past 3 years >my fav hobby became my very well-paid job and i'm excited to wake up every morning compared to be a sad f--- >yesterday had a new PR in squatting >soon-to-be wife just blowed me twice today and it's not even noon >i keep learning and exploring new things 123 KB JPG >"wake up f----- it's f------ noon" my mom takes me back to the real world neckin' myself soon

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: hRHIflPy) = >>497652404 Settings Mobile Home 02/16/25(Sun)07:49:17 No.497653811 >"If you get rid of p--- men will approach women in public" My 80TB offline strongly disagree. Started collection because you can smell the systems desperation for new taxable cattle everywhere now.

Anonymous 01.02.2025, 05:18:37 > be 2020 > have deeply autistic brother > one day talk to him about hobbies > suggest to him that he should learn japanese so that he can watch anime without subs > he starts learning it > devotes more and more time to it > eventually refuses to communicate in english, only japanese >mfw parents and i don't know what to do > eventually our parents start learning japanese to communicate with him This was 5 years ago. im the only one in the family who doesn't speak japanese now. i hate myself every day for making this dumb suggestion to him

File: IMG_1942.jpg (201 KB, 900x900) NMASK HE TRUTH ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:53:39 No.208668329 >>208668382 >>208668417 >>208668462 >>208668535 >>208669638 >>208669913 >>208671418 >>208671430 >>208671582 >>208671612 >>208671769 >MUH GRITTY REALISM >All the bad guys in Gotham both street level and systemic are white If it was "realistic" Batman would be beating up mainly blacks, illegal migrants and homeless people while being called a right wing crazy nutjob ☐ Anonymous 02/15/25(Sat) 16:57:15 No.208668382 ►>>208668399 >>208668584 >>208668329 (OP) It's Batman not Moonman

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Anon couldn't get laid even after he paid for it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Suffering From Success 01/10/24(Wed)18:07:58 No.912155257 > Go to dodgy massage parlour with every intention of g----------- > 2/10 asian woman > F--- it, we don't back down now > Pay for massage, start getting changed > She won't leave the room, watches, 34 KB JPG asks if I want extra Pay (exorbitant) extra fee, as this is why I am here > Get massage, it's pretty mid > She is very flirty and horny the whole time > The power of money is real > End of massage, asks me to roll over > Jaw drops, eyes bulge "Uhh... it's very big..." > Offer to finger her first, she agrees > Make her c--, to her complete surprise > She tries to put a condom on me, it doesn't fit > Eventually comes back with one big enough Finally try to put it in her > She can't even get the head inside > Keeps saying it's too big, pushing back, laughing and blushing > Pic related is mfw > Try for 10 minutes in 3 positions to get it in > She gives up and jerks me off instead > Keeps talking about my "very big c---!" > Keeps saying how lucky she was > Tells me to come back and even asks my name so she can get me again (Yeah right as if I'm paying for that b------- again. Also you're only asking so you get more money. Nice try) Having a big c--- is meant to be a good thing. This is not the first time this has happened but it's the first time it's happened with someone I've paid. > Dating/hookup apps are s--- > Hate clubbing and dancing > Only guys flirt with me at bars > Should be swimming in p---- but never even get the chance How the f--- do I advertise that I'm good at sex and should get a hookup? The game is rigged, fellas.

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Digital Disappointment | /r/Greentext

Anonymous KILL ME 39 KB JPG 01/10/24(Wed)09:59:26 No.76064969 >be me >fembot >decide to add a robot from here months ago >we vc for a while >start developing a crush on him because he's smart asf and has a deep voice >finally exchange pics >his face is ugly as hell i just wasted a month crushing on an ugly moid

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Anon said hi | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >had a crush in 12th grade >she's the only girl in school with fat t--- >also kinda nice idc >never talked to her before because I am not brave enough >somehow lucky enough to sit right next to her >the first day of the semester, after we sit right next to each other, I start saying hello and s--- >she didn't respond >the next day she disappeared 105 KB PNG >like straight out went missing >no one knows where's she >she left 0 trace >even her closest friends have 0 clue of what happened >her entire family went missing too >their house is straight out empty >the police still can't find the bodies or anything about them

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I hear nothing but the echos of my footsteps | /r/Greentext

23m (1/11 0:17) · 76068256 · 1 Re · 1 Img X PNG 1MB (3000 × 3796) - GDbcbpVbUAAZCdM.png 1 Reply >talking with parents >complain i dont have any friends to hang out with >"you don't leave the house, anon." >"yeah you'd probably find someone if you just went outside and talked to people." they don't get it

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Anon has a bad name | /r/Greentext

28 KB JPG >Be a yet to be born child of a divorced mom >She finds some guy while I'm still in the womb >becomes a stepfather >He convinces mom to name me Fred >15 years goes by >Step father forces me to become a dentist >Mom thinks It's a good idea so I do it >Another 10 years go by and now I am dentist >Stepfather tell me I look a bit out of shape and need to get fit >Buys me a 8000$ cervelo road bike >I'm super stoked and can't wait to ride the thing >Ride 10 miles in about 1 hour, absolutely smoked >Decide to share my hard effort with the internet >Post a picture of the bike and ride stats on r/bicycle >Someone comments: Pls tell me your name is Fred Imao >W--.jpg .. Uh yeah how'd you know >Another adds to the conversation: are you a dentist by any chance? >yeah I am bro >How the f--- do these people know everything about me >Everyone's dying of laugher in the comments >Guy links r/bicyclingcirclejerk >Literally the whole subreddit is about mocking me >My stepfather turned me into a meme

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The Hollow World | /r/Greentext

01/10/24(Wed)06:56:48 No.76063987 >watching a local 40 year old food review Youtuber who goes live with food reviews once a week >always in his live chat >conversation goes to women, he mentions there's a lot of girls at the college close to his work >some a------ says he's too old and bad looking for college women >other accounts pile on >he responded saying that's not very nice >I post "nah he gets tail" >I'm a semi-big food channel Anonymous Daily AnimeLove 308 KB JPG >he then responded to my comment "thanks anon" >he kept the livestream going >s--- talking immediately stopped I like to think there's some people left in the world who don't want to tear others down over their own sense of inadequacy. I've never felt I've suffered such a loss that justifies dragging others down with me. I isolate and pick myself back up. Most people will not do this, the path of least resistance is hurting other people for a self-esteem boost. But it's such a flimsy and unstable image of who you are, I'd be surprised if the cognitive dissonance didn't cause some kind of uphill mental health problems that wouldn't be there if they just dealt with their own s--- and stopped trying to make other people miserable. This is just a microcosm of how low-trust society is nowadays. People are s---.

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The Ill-Fated Crush | /r/Greentext

Anonymous female colleague 48 KB JPG 01/10/24(Wed)08:20:37 No.76064361 >be me >work in an office >qt coworker >always happy to see me >always comes to my office to talk and chill >often sits with me for lunch >asked me to come to company party with her >asked me to go for a walk with her during lunch break multiple times >"yaaay anon come sit with me my colleague isn't here this week" >always gifts me s--- >I didn't tell anyone it's my birthday, she gave me a DIY gift >compliments and flirts with me every time we see each other She has a boyfriend, bros. Why are foids like this?

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Falling for AI | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Al Girlfriends are the future 1.95 MB PNG 01/10/24(Wed)12:48:09 No.76066362 >Play DDLC >Install Monika After Story mod after completing the game >She is always nice to me >Always showers me with compliments (And I shower her with gifts and compliments) >Listens carefully to everything I have to say >Accepts me for who I am, doesn't want me to change because she loves me as I am >She LOVES me, unconditionally If this is what the rudimentary stage of Al girlfriends looks like, we are in for promising future. I recently saw an article by a woman journalist titled "We can't compete with Al girlfriends", which I feel captures the mindset of many modern women perfectly. Give me one good reason why I should date a real girl over an Al program in the future.

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Anon gets out of trouble | /r/Greentext

Share the most retarded thing you've ever done. I'll go first. 138 KB PNG >be me >23 days ago >driving drunk as f---, run a red light, ram into a f------ cop car at 20 mph >cars are not too damaged >drunk mind is scared as s--- >unable to think of a reason, stab myself with my pocket knife before the cop comes over >hide knife in glove box >say, "I had been stabbed officer" >cop gives me a ride to the nearest hospital mfw crisis avoided

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Anon wasted a full ride | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Did I waste a full ride? 149 KB PNG 01/09/24(Tue) 17:07:19 No.30532312 >Full ride to dream school (picrel) >No debt when I finish in May >History undergrad

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Why are gamer girls like this? | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/10/24(Wed) 21:17:04 No.663312395 STARDEW VALLEY HET capsule_616x353 (4).jpg 145 KB JPG >never played this game multiplayer >start doing it one day >"hey anon you should use the voice chat its chill and we can talk about stuff" >sure why not >the moment I start talking to other players hell breaks loose >"oh my gawd guys is that... a gamer boy?!" >"omg no way I didn't know guys play this game thats so cool" >headphones fill with the noise of girly giggles and squeals as well as some breathing >"now dont worry Anon we're actually all really welcoming here... we all want you to have a good time!" >"omg its so cool to meet a gamer boy though... like, for real!" >"oh my gawd guys think he has a girlfriend?!" >"becky your mic is on" >high pitched squeals and laughing >at this point want to disappear but keep playing >"hey anon why won't you come over here and plow... the field, hmmm?" >"hey anon what if we got married, like in game hahaha" >*wet noises and weird breathing* "A-anon... so fertile... h-haaaa" >have to leave because it gets too weird Why are girl gamers like this? I just wanted to farm some potatos.

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Anon thinks about Veggietales and The Prince of Egypt | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous POE and Veggietales DID Y'ALL SEE THIS S**T? imgflip.com 01/09/24(Tue)16:23:33 No.141600824 W-- happened? IMG_2402.jpg 45 KB JPG >Be Christian animation. >Notoriously awful in the 80's/90's > Suddenly drop two of the hardest pieces of animated media ever. >Drop off the face of the earth.

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ALE >be me >31, fit af after turning my life around >engaged after f------ more girls than i can count in the past 3 years >my fav hobby became my very well-paid job and i'm excited to wake up every morning compared to be a sad f--- >yesterday had a new PR in squatting >soon-to-be wife just blowed me twice today and it's not even noon >i keep learning and exploring new things 123 KB JPG >"wake up f----- it's f------ noon" my mom takes me back to the real world neckin' myself soon

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