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HOW IS YOUR NIGHT GOING /v/? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:34 No.39833040 Mine is doing good, I just sat down and cracked open a bear and about to play some TF2. Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:35 No.39833090 You cracked open a bear? Anonymous 10/11/09(Sun)18:36 No.39833114 >Cracked open a bear Oh god what OP TF2 IS FOR CASUALS Crro Lack

Anonymous (ID: 31kpyf2g) I f------ hate these people 07/11/21(Sun)21:52:59 No.329597517 1d Amen. As a Democract, I worry about us allowing our cities to become wastelands of homeless drug addicts. I am excited to move out to the suburbs because at least life will be pleasant out there, even if I have to live amongst the Republicans. I want to be able to go for a walk without fear of attack. Do Democrats only care about the rights of antisocial drug addicted transients? I will never vote Republican, but I hate how us Dems don't have the courage to let the ends justify the means. 1625859701519m.jpg 110 KB JPG there is no political solution Anonymous (ID: ricZnDZD) >>329597517 (OP) # 07/11/21(Sun)21:55:23 No.329597743 >I recognize that my party doesn't have my best interests in mind >in fact, I can see that my party favors literal criminals over law abiding citizens >I have to literally pack my s--- up and move because my party ruined my home >I wont ever change the way I vote though Imao Democracy was a mistake >>329599805 # >>329600177 # >>329601081 #

34 KB JPG >Be born in 1949 >Don't have to fight in a war >Be 20 years old in time for the summer of '69 >Pick up some ridiculous 11/10 who's hitchhiking to Woodstock in my Plymouth Roadrunner I bought after working a summer job for a month >She's immediately into me because she's from a small town and I'm the only man in her life who's not her father or brother >Bring her home and marry her >Go to get a job, hired off the street with no experience and get trained >Buy 10 acres of land for less than what I make in a year >rent out my land for decades >retire and sit around house all day looking at my collection of boats and cars I never use Kids today just don't understand hard work and pulling themselves up by their bootstraps

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Anonymous 4 KB JPEG 22/05/2024 3:31:15 pm No.31082627 > claims to be able to turn mercury into silver/gold > people ask him to do it in front of credible witnesses > kills himself by drinking hydrogen cyanide > refuses to elaborate

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Cool design > practicality | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/16/24(Thu)04:33:33 No.199204026 >no side windows >no shields >loud as f--- was the empire trying to lose? 327 KB PNG

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Anon's guide to Godhood | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 05/20/24(Mon) 12:52:28 No.37948745 >*Knows how badly you want something* >*Takes it away from you because LOL⭑ How do I beat this? One cannot simply just not give a f--- 83 KB JPG 9 Replies View Thread Anonymous >>37948810 # 05/20/24(Mon)13:07:47 No.37948817 Ah yes, kind of like when someone shoots someone else, it's the gun that does it and not the person. : Anonymous 05/20/24(Mon)13:08:52 No.37948821 >love god with all your heart >god kills your child and burns down your home What did god mean by this? >>37948830 # : Anonymous >>37948821 # 05/20/24(Mon) 13:11:59 No.37948830 That, my friend, is a SKILL ISSUE. God gave you FREE WILL and you chose to: 1. Protect your property with flammable materials, like a retard 2. Breed with a retard who would produce failed offspring that would quickly die like a retard 3. Fail to advance medicine/agriculture such that all strife in the world was eliminated You say you love God with all your heart, but how can that be so, when you so hate one of his most cherished creations, yourself? Perhaps God did not make you in his image specifically, perhaps you were made in your retard father's image, and his retard father before him.

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Anon Reflects on Evangelion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/21/24(Tue)23:37:05 No.918703259 > OK boss, I've got a great new idea for an anime I want to direct > Neon Genesis Evangelion! > It's about my suicidal depression, existential dread and self-loathing > But told though the medium of giant robots and sexually frustrated teenagers > So the protag is a 15YO bitch who runs away from everything > Then there are two teenage girls who pilot the other robots > One's an emotionless ice queen, and the other's a fiery red head > The girls are 15, but we're going to draw them as hot babes, OK? > And they're going to wear either school uniforms or skin-tight catsuits > Sorry, did I say catsuit there? I meant 'plugsuit' which is totally different > Either way, the weebs will be jerking to this for the next 20 years > Picture a scene where the protag 'accidently' falls on the ice queen while she's naked and touches her boobs > And a scene where the red head takes off her bra and panties before putting on her plugsuit > Just to show that she's not wearing anything under it, right > She's got a crush on the protag, but hates herself for it, so she tires to sleep with an older man > What's that boss - this a bit too pervy for 15 YO characters? > No, I don't want to make them older > OK, how about a scene in the movie where the protag jerks over the red head while she's unconscious? > So he can be a surrogate for the audience's shame for jerking it to 15YO's? > And we'll do a remake in a decade where we make the red head's catsuit transparent

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Plain and simple 4chan. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: ODGL810j 05/21/24(Tue)22:42:49 No.468753243 This cat is a n----- 1 MB WEBM Anonymous (ID: 1jtUP1GZ 05/21/24(Tue)22:43:53 No.468753324 Anonymous (ID: TL9ilEz8) 05/21/24(Tue)22:44:37 No.468753374 >>468753878 # >>468754126 # Anonymous (ID: aMSGF/XE 05/21/24(Tue)22:46:26 No.468753504 : Anonymous (ID: afeXVPRX 67 KB GIF 05/21/24(Tue)22:47:33 No.468753592 >>468753243 (OP) # you are a n-----, f-----

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i found it again, anon describes every cultivation ching chong novel | /r/Greentext

>>205342748 # You eat a pill, sit on your ass for several years and once you're done, you go from rank 8 ping- pong to rank 2 ching-chong, which is still still like hundred ranks below the Heavenly Golden Dragon God Emperor Star Ancestor, but it's okay since there are still about 3000 chapters to go and all big d--- characters that could kill you with a fart are currently busy, so you can go and wipe out a ding-dong clan, which obsessively wants you dead because you courted death by destroying the king-kong clan after its young master picked a fight with you over your jade- like beauty childhood friend.

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anon hates coughers | /r/Greentext

File: 1703184927876921.png (70 KB, 750x711) Anonymous (ID: SCW+R50k >be 2020 05/21/24(Tue)13:15:13 No.20344093 >corona just broken out all over the world >everybody hunkers down w/ cleanliness and germs >never gotten coronavirus once >because of that, the world is able to gradually heal until things get back to normal >4 years later, be 2024 >people barely give a s--- anymore and bite their nails 24/7 and never cover their loud disgusting sounding coughs >one a------ would cough every 10 minutes, to 5 minutes, and now coughs every minute now, also gave it to everyone around her and now the room is always filled w/ coughers >another bitch keeps coughing as loud as possible every 2-3 minutes, now it's literally every 20 seconds, also gives it to all her friends >some people literally cough right onto me and get all defensive when i get pissy at them and act like it isn't a big deal >worst part is none of these dumabasses stay home or even wear a mask to cover, just openly cough wherever they are like mindless t---- >have gotten sick with corona twice within the past three months because of this bs i'm really f------ over this b------- right now. did any of these retards learn anything about covid and not infecting other people when its obvious their sick?

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Driver of Technology | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 05/21/24(Tue)16:29:09 No.77571772 200 KB PNG >2010: You're not allowed to use your phone while driving >2024: Every car requires a touch screen to control every single function I wont be surprised if we'll have touch screen steering in the future.

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Anon is that ugly | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 1.36 MB PNG 21/05/24(Tue)18:34:13 No.77569492 >on the bus >it's practically full >cute girl gets on >looks at open seat next to me >stands THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS WHY IM NOT EVEN THAT UGLY

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/fit/ anon was hoodwinked | /r/Greentext

File: garden-blocc-crips1.jpg (199 KB, 1920x1080) UNITED GANGS How to get used to a hood ass gym? Anonymous 05/21/24(Tue)23:00:01 No.74320661 ►>>74320682 >>74320689 >>74320701 >>74320714 >>74320871 >>74320904 >>74321057 >Be me >tiny asian boy who was raised in a top private school >went to college, saw how out of shape I was and decided to go to gym >applied for membership of a gym my friend recommend for nice service and good community >it was located in the down town of my place, and is actually ran by a charity >the first thing I saw upon entering the place are hoards black and brown men >and not like your normal black dudes, jacked up gangstas with crips bandanas and s--- >remembered my dude was buddies with some gangs when he was at HS >whatever, started working out >however, gets intimidated by these gangstas, like, a lot >they are built like baki characters and 6' while I am like 5'95 and look like the zoomer wojak >one wrong move and me, my bud and our families are getting drive by'd >sweat more out of fear of the crips than the actual workouts >couldnt really dare to ask my gymmates for anything from spotting to routines >plus constantly getting heart attacks in the changing rooms surrounded by steamed, sweaty black giants >and dont forget the constant fear of dudes lockpicking my locker and snatching my bags >so far, the dudes havent done anything visibly bad to me yet, but they are still eyeing on me and giving me the look like I did something wrong while working out >though the service is actually real good. Free sauna+spa plus some cheap massage, but still, filled with gangsters who look at me awkward How could I deal with this f------ gym? Theres a planet fitness nearby with the White and asian people but its 2 times as expensive and the perks of my gym are just too good to forfeit. Like, free sauna? Anonymous 05/21/24(Tue)23:02:36 No.74320674 >>74320677 didn't read, report cuckold spam

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Anon buys bread | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 55 KB JPG 05/21/24(Tue)12:44:13 No.77569472 >buy bread >next day it goes mouldy >days before expiry date what do? I heard putting it in the fridge just makes it worse View Thread 05/21/24(Tue)12:49:42 No.77569549 7 Replies Anonymous >>77569472 (OP) # >buy two loaves of sliced bread >put one in the freezer >the other in the fridge Are first worlders retards?

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Anon watches Jujutsu Kaisen | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/06/23(Fri)09:49:50 No.258039282 Can someone explain to me what the main theme of JJK is? >Naruto emphasized teamwork and friendship >jojo has fate and taking the "right" path >one piece is about freedom and following your dreams >yyh has yusuke being more in tune with his emotions >mha is how society can influence people with certain "quirks" >even black clover has a "never give up" message and "poorfags can do stuff too" But I just dont get what JJK is trying to say with its story >>258039362 # >>258039365 # >>258039368 # >>258039405 # >>258039416 # >>258039447 # >>258039521 # >>258039562 # >>258040245 # >>258040265 # >>258040478 # >>258040691 # >>258041057 # >>258043816 # >>258045545 # >>258045757 # >>258046502 # >>258047221 # >>258048076 # Anonymous >>258039282 # 10/06/23(Fri)10:03:03 No.258039562 jjk is about naruto in the world of bleach with hxh autism >>258039739 # >>258039881 # made with mematic

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