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The Darwin Awards What Are The Awards? January Spotlight In The Origin of Species, naturalist Charles Darwin postulated that the effects of natural selection applied over time would tend to evolve individuals more able than their predecessors. This is called "Survival of the Fittest." an Slices His Penis 1997 Darwin Awards Winner riapism Takes Man's Penis 1997 Runner Up We honor Charles Darwin by annually bestowing Darwin Awards upon (the remains of) individuals who have given their all in an effort to improve our gene pool. We applaud those who have made the ultimate sacrifice of killing themselves by the most extraordinarily stupid means This citation is, by definition, granted posthumously and preferably before procreating . Personal Accounts Contributed by loyal readers. Read about the hot tub sailors, people who drive forklifts, and where not to scramble your eggs Essentially we are commemorating those who douse the gene pool with chlorine by finding innovatively moronic ways of killing themselves, thereby helping to eliminate undesirable weaknesses from the genome The single-minded purpose and self-sacrifice of the nominees, and the spectacular means by which they off themselves, is laudable and not to be scoffed at. It is indeed a (dubious) honor to be granted a Darwin Award. Urban Legends New this month: an oldie but goodie. Find out what happens when scuba divers meet forest fires. Also on this page are last year's favorites, "Misadventure at the Metallica Concert" and "Hedonist Air Pumpers Acknowledgments In appreciation of those of you who contributed nominations, kindly pointed out errors, nagged me to update things, and in fact made this Darwin Awards website possible

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an.. .@Shasta.ARPA 8/7185 They are given posthumously to people who have made the supreme sacrifice to keep their genes out of our pool. Style counts, not everyone who dies from their own stupidity can win. I don't have a more recent example than the person who pulled a vending machine over and was crushed while trying to break timing his old Ford. They had a timing hole that you stuck a timing plug into while you turned the engine over. When asked how he managed to lose a finger, this bonehead demonstrated and lost a second finger. -andy Idecvax!decwrl!Glacier!Shastalandy goes to andy@su-sushi.arpa

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The Darwin Awards What Are The Awards? January Spotlight In The Origin of Species, naturalist Charles Darwin postulated that the effects of natural selection applied over time would tend to evolve individuals more able than their predecessors. This is called "Survival of the Fittest." an Slices His Penis 1997 Darwin Awards Winner riapism Takes Man's Penis 1997 Runner Up We honor Charles Darwin by annually bestowing Darwin Awards upon (the remains of) individuals who have given their all in an effort to improve our gene pool. We applaud those who have made the ultimate sacrifice of killing themselves by the most extraordinarily stupid means This citation is, by definition, granted posthumously and preferably before procreating . Personal Accounts Contributed by loyal readers. Read about the hot tub sailors, people who drive forklifts, and where not to scramble your eggs Essentially we are commemorating those who douse the gene pool with chlorine by finding innovatively moronic ways of killing themselves, thereby helping to eliminate undesirable weaknesses from the genome The single-minded purpose and self-sacrifice of the nominees, and the spectacular means by which they off themselves, is laudable and not to be scoffed at. It is indeed a (dubious) honor to be granted a Darwin Award. Urban Legends New this month: an oldie but goodie. Find out what happens when scuba divers meet forest fires. Also on this page are last year's favorites, "Misadventure at the Metallica Concert" and "Hedonist Air Pumpers Acknowledgments In appreciation of those of you who contributed nominations, kindly pointed out errors, nagged me to update things, and in fact made this Darwin Awards website possible

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