[heavy breathing]

See, this is why nicotine patches are a FAR superior alternative. Let's compare:
-You can wear them around under your clothes, even at work, and when dealing with that one terrible co-worker and/or boss.
-You can write them off as bandages and hide them in your first-aid kit.
-You won't harm others via second-hand smoke.
-You keep clean teeth.
-You look like Sherlock Holmes.

Yeah. What counter-argument could you POSSIBLY make now?