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Jack Why do the women never have to take a DNA test to see if it's theirs? 07/03/2014 16:14 my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you viergacht karensrnith "this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours" Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn't the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. Turns out, she wasn't a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman's skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her c----- did. WHAT THE F---

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Jack Why do the women never have to take a DNA test to see if it's theirs? 07/03/2014 16:14 my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you viergacht karensrnith "this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours" Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn't the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. Turns out, she wasn't a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman's skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her c----- did. WHAT THE F---

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Monos89

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Mar 19, 2014 at 02:19AM EDT

What the unholy fuck

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Icecane

Icecane

Mar 19, 2014 at 01:04AM EDT

Huh… didn't think DNA worked like that…

So her body just like… went all The Blob/Thing on her twin sister and stole her vagina power?

Or would it be more like they did a fusion dance as unborn babies and instead of a mix, she got the upper half while the sister got the lower?

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