Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Harold
Looking so down on your luck
Every guy here’d love to main you, Harold
Even if your dodge may suck

There’s no man in Nohr as admired as you
You’re everyone’s favorite guy!
Everyone’s awed and inspired by you
And it’s not very hard to see why~

Noooo one strikes like Harold
No one crits like Harold
No one guards against enemy hits like Harold!
For theres no axe fighter half as manly
Heroic, a just paragon!
You can ask any Marth, Ike or Robin,
And they’ll tell you whose unit they prefer to be in!