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OFFICIAL VIRGIN AGE METER I f----- her vagina dude! PHEW! Time Mv main She came I understand more than you can possibly know The era of man has come to an end to live is on my life! SO Cool... Eredar We shared a beer F--- HIPSTERS POINT OF NO RETURN. KINDA WEIRD BUT IF SHE WAS BADASS YOUR AGE IT'S COOL. OPTIMAL AGE. PERFECTLY WELL ADJUSTED, HEALTHY SEX LIFE. GETTING UP THERE. IF YOU HAVENT A WIZARD WHOSE POWERS ARE UNMATCHED EVEN BY THE WIZARD'S PROLONGED ABSTINENCE FROM MORTAL DESIRES HAS GRANTED HIM POWERS OVER BOTH LIVING MIDDLE SCHOOL EVEN TMOST CUNNING OF I HOPE YOU AT LEAST WENT TO YOUR PROM SOLD YOUR VIRGINITY T0 A W---- YET, YOU ARE BEYOND SAVING. SORCERERS. THE REWARD JUMP START ON SEX-PRACTICE FOR IGNORING W-----. AAND DEAD. THUS ONLY THE SHAME NORMALS CANT ELDEST OF WIZARDS ARE ABLE TO BECOME A WRAITH ENJOY IT WITH US. 13 15 16 17 20 30 50+

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Wizard A weak man content with his ailment as the lowest scum of society. He became desentivized to all the pain and suffering caused by the normals and grew to exist in a sad state of apathy. Uncaring for earthly matters, he restfully awaits until his time comes unable to act upon the hate that once molded him into what he is now. Sypko Warlock A warrior wizard who has after years of emotional neglect and observation gained knowledge about the scornful nature of the outside world that he no longer wishes to be a part of. Seeing current society for what it is, a mere pretense for barbarism, he isolates himself with his thoughts and arcane sorcery, which he plans on using to bring down the charade that has oppressed his true potential for so long.

Virgins HOWEVER, who become NOT ALL | VIRGINS wizards 6% ONLY SIX BECOME PERCENT WIZARDS OF ALL VIRGINS REAL LY...? POSSESS WIZARD POWERS. Ordinary virgins 94%

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57 Wizard A person who never lost his virginity over 25 years. He also can use powerful magic. If you keep your virginity over 25 years, you become a wizard and you can use powerful magic to protect your virginity. Destroy every girls you see in front of you with powerful magic, they might take away your virginity! by mom01212 December 21, 2008

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There'sa legend on the Internet thatif you stay a-virgin until youure 30, you become a Wizard. 0

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Anonymous Tue 12 Apr 2011 18:00:33 No.48118752 Report pure love 30 year old female virgin no. this is not the truth. it doesnt happen like this. it should. but it does not. anime lies. everyone knows that once you reach 30 it's impossible to lose your virginity, and you wouldn't want to because you become a wizard at the stroke of midnight on the day of your 30th birthday

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30-Year-Old Virgin Wizard - Virgin Age-o-Meter / Path to Wizardry

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OFFICIAL VIRGIN AGE METER I f----- her vagina dude! PHEW! Time Mv main She came I understand more than you can possibly know The era of man has come to an end to live is on my life! SO Cool... Eredar We shared a beer F--- HIPSTERS POINT OF NO RETURN. KINDA WEIRD BUT IF SHE WAS BADASS YOUR AGE IT'S COOL. OPTIMAL AGE. PERFECTLY WELL ADJUSTED, HEALTHY SEX LIFE. GETTING UP THERE. IF YOU HAVENT A WIZARD WHOSE POWERS ARE UNMATCHED EVEN BY THE WIZARD'S PROLONGED ABSTINENCE FROM MORTAL DESIRES HAS GRANTED HIM POWERS OVER BOTH LIVING MIDDLE SCHOOL EVEN TMOST CUNNING OF I HOPE YOU AT LEAST WENT TO YOUR PROM SOLD YOUR VIRGINITY T0 A W---- YET, YOU ARE BEYOND SAVING. SORCERERS. THE REWARD JUMP START ON SEX-PRACTICE FOR IGNORING W-----. AAND DEAD. THUS ONLY THE SHAME NORMALS CANT ELDEST OF WIZARDS ARE ABLE TO BECOME A WRAITH ENJOY IT WITH US. 13 15 16 17 20 30 50+

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JJTGG

JJTGG

Jul 29, 2015 at 01:24AM EDT

>16 years old
>optimal sex age

Please, the majority of 16 year-olds in modern day are barely mentally mature enough to handle a legitimately dedicated relationship.

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thenacho

thenacho

Jul 29, 2015 at 03:17AM EDT in reply to director_bison

Well, I'd say 20 is definitely not the point of no return. However, judging by your taste in video games, it is for you.

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