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Wizard A weak man content with his ailment as the lowest scum of society. He became desentivized to all the pain and suffering caused by the normals and grew to exist in a sad state of apathy. Uncaring for earthly matters, he restfully awaits until his time comes unable to act upon the hate that once molded him into what he is now. Sypko Warlock A warrior wizard who has after years of emotional neglect and observation gained knowledge about the scornful nature of the outside world that he no longer wishes to be a part of. Seeing current society for what it is, a mere pretense for barbarism, he isolates himself with his thoughts and arcane sorcery, which he plans on using to bring down the charade that has oppressed his true potential for so long.
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