30-Year-Old Virgin Wizard - Alternate version of the meter

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OFFICIAL VIRGIN AGE METER OH GOD I'M S0 ALONE. WOMEN ARE SUCH W----- WHY DON T THEY LOVE ME. WHY CANT GIRLS REALIZE I LOVE THEM WHEN I SAY NOTHING? I WISH I WAS A JAPANESE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT! PHEW! Time I f----- her vagina dude! So cool.. . My main 1s on to live She my life! c ame Eredar We shared a beer. F--- HIPSTERS POINT OF NO RETURN. OUT OFTOUCH KINDA WEIRD MIDDLESCHOOL OPTIMALAGE. BUT IF SHE WAS BADASS. YOURAGE ITS COOL GETTING UP THERE. IFvOU HAVENT EVEN IHOPEYOUAT WEIRDO WITH NO JUMP START ON SEX-PRACTICE PERFECTLYWELL ADJUSTED HEALTHY SEX LIFE LEASTWENT TO YOUR PROM SOLD YOUR VIRGINITY FRIENDS. H-------- TOAWHORE YET, YOU WHAT IS WRONG ARE BEYOND SAVING. WITH YOUIP 12 14 17 21 25 30 40 KILL YOURSELF

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Luke

Aug 01, 2015 at 04:28PM EDT

D'awww, someone is jealous of the supreme power of their wizard overlords. Either that or they're a dick who can't handle lifestyles that don't match up with their hedonistic one.

Kiona Moeru Kaze

Jul 31, 2015 at 04:00PM EDT

>editing years
Well someone is insecure!

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