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What would you do if you have MOD powers?

Last posted Sep 04, 2013 at 04:12PM EDT. Added Aug 28, 2013 at 04:47AM EDT
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Oh, the things I’d do…

Though, more honestly, I probably try to act like some sub-moderator.

Aug 28, 2013 at 05:36AM EDT
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To be honest, I don’t know if I’d be any good with enforcement and even helping people with certain aspects of the site so, yeah.

However to answer your question, I don’t know. I’d certainly use them responsibly…

Last edited Aug 28, 2013 at 06:43AM EDT
Aug 28, 2013 at 06:42AM EDT
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I would clean the streets of kym!

Aug 28, 2013 at 07:27AM EDT

Stop using the site. I mean, that what you do when you become a mod, isn’t it?

Aug 28, 2013 at 09:32AM EDT
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Do what I have been doing since I joined KYM. Be slightly active and be the IRC Mod’s loyal lap cat dog and lock any thread or ban anyone they ask me to.

Also, I get to keep this as my desktop while as moderator.

Aug 28, 2013 at 11:23AM EDT
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Not Caramel wrote:

Ban everyone for not posting pony porn.

ban everyone for posting pony porn

Aug 28, 2013 at 11:25AM EDT
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Make this entire site my bitch.

Aug 28, 2013 at 11:50AM EDT
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RandomMan wrote:

Make this entire site my bitch.

Pfft you never did tha- Oh wait, that did happen actually.

Aug 28, 2013 at 12:34PM EDT
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First, I would get myself a nice custom title.



AND THEN I’D CONFIRM SUPER ROBO JESUS!!!

Aug 28, 2013 at 01:16PM EDT
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Dr. Coolface wrote:

Lock all threads & ban everyone.

Self B& is no fun

Aug 28, 2013 at 01:27PM EDT
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Entry: Hide 3 Guys one Hammer.
Forum: Do the usual mod jobs.

Bannhammer: Go on a revenge spree and watch my mortal enemies drown in quicksand.

Aug 28, 2013 at 01:40PM EDT
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Ban the current mods because they are ugly and stupid and if a had a buck for each dick they didnt have I’d have a couple bucks.

Aug 28, 2013 at 03:22PM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

Entry: Hide 3 Guys one Hammer.
Forum: Do the usual mod jobs.

Bannhammer: Go on a revenge spree and watch my mortal enemies drown in quicksand.

I actually have a relevant image, with quicksand included.

Aug 28, 2013 at 05:28PM EDT
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I can’t get Mod powers, it’ll just cause a shit storm.

Aug 28, 2013 at 11:12PM EDT
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We already know what I do with forum mod powers (DIE SPAMBOTS DIEEEEEE) so I’ll say what I’d do with entry mod powers:

Whenever I see those people that bump old dead articles and put them on the trending bar just to say “OMG WHY IS THIS TRENDING!?” I would delete their posts and lock the comments so people won’t continue that bullshit.

And any comment that starts bullshit for no freaking reason on fandom articles and on any politically hot article gets a delete.

In fact I’ll just purge all of the ridiculous bullshit and pointless jimmy rustling debates raging over here

You get a delete! And you get a delete! Everybody gets a delete! Muhahahaha!

…yea….there’s a reason they only made me a forum mod.

Aug 29, 2013 at 04:35AM EDT
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BSoD wrote:

You get a delete! And you get a delete! Everybody gets a delete! Muhahahaha!

Aug 29, 2013 at 05:48AM EDT
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You get a delete! And you get a delete! Everybody gets a delete! Muhahahaha!

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!


@Topic

What would i do? Meh it would be the same i guess.
Sure i would ban all the spammers, warn flamers, delete most of the unrelated images from the gallery. But i won’t do such things because i hate or offended.

BTW i kinda want to become a moderator to work on the image tags.. Definetely they all need to be re-edited.

Last edited Aug 29, 2013 at 09:26AM EDT
Aug 29, 2013 at 09:15AM EDT
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Ok, for some serious things.
If i get forum mod powers, i would lock and delete ad threads.
I have no idea why it’s red.

Last edited Aug 29, 2013 at 09:55AM EDT
Aug 29, 2013 at 09:48AM EDT
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Oh and one other thing, view the entries that are hidden to regular viewers. Because bad entries always give me a good laugh and I’m sad when I’m not able to view them anymore.

Aug 29, 2013 at 01:12PM EDT
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Kebab Removal Unit wrote:

Ok, for some serious things.
If i get forum mod powers, i would lock and delete ad threads.
I have no idea why it’s red.

[span style=“color:red;”]If i get forum mod powers, i would lock and delete ad threads.[/span]

That’s why

Aug 29, 2013 at 02:18PM EDT
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Blue Screen (of Death) wrote:

We already know what I do with forum mod powers (DIE SPAMBOTS DIEEEEEE) so I’ll say what I’d do with entry mod powers:

Whenever I see those people that bump old dead articles and put them on the trending bar just to say “OMG WHY IS THIS TRENDING!?” I would delete their posts and lock the comments so people won’t continue that bullshit.

And any comment that starts bullshit for no freaking reason on fandom articles and on any politically hot article gets a delete.

In fact I’ll just purge all of the ridiculous bullshit and pointless jimmy rustling debates raging over here

You get a delete! And you get a delete! Everybody gets a delete! Muhahahaha!

…yea….there’s a reason they only made me a forum mod.

Deleting things just because they’re controversial is kind of an awful idea. I mean, the small amount of comments/replies isn’t really destroying the site.

Aug 29, 2013 at 03:12PM EDT
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Pfft. All you chumps and your free thought. I shall consult the magic conch on what I’d do.

Seems about right.

Aug 29, 2013 at 07:11PM EDT
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If I were to somehow get as high as KYM staff, I’d feature Soulja Boy on the front page.

Trolololol.

Aug 29, 2013 at 07:15PM EDT
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Deadpool everything but My Little Pony.
Watch everyone rage.
Then reconfirm everything and then Deadpool My Little Pony.
Watch everyone rage.
Shut down KYM.
Start up a new KYM to watch people rage about my shitty moderation skills.
Open the Door.
Get on the floor.
Everybody walk the Dinosaur.
Get fired.

Last edited Aug 29, 2013 at 10:38PM EDT
Aug 29, 2013 at 10:36PM EDT
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@Madcat

Deleting things just because they’re controversial is kind of an awful idea. I mean, the small amount of comments/replies isn’t really destroying the site.

I know, I’m kidding. Controversial arguments appear here on the forum all the time but I don’t hide them. If I could delete comments, I still wouldn’t do that

I’m just showing my bias because I just hate seeing pointless arguments that aren’t even important to the subject (E.I: Arguments over the definition of sexuality on a page about Mannings allegations and charges) and just pointless posts that waste peoples time in general

Aug 29, 2013 at 11:11PM EDT
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Feel happy for the first time in my life! But then I’d be striped of my powers and receive an e-mail from KYM saying “We made a mistake. You weren’t supposed to be a mod. Sorry.” And then I’d cry forever.

Aug 29, 2013 at 11:44PM EDT
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