This was an April Fools’ Day joke as part of 2025's "Know Your Musk" gag.

Elon Musk's Department of Government Efficiency has gone for … his body??

In recently snapped photos of the pop star, Musk looks chisled and blessed. "S[he] be[lie]ve[d]," he wrote in the tweet's caption — a moody jab likely aimed at his baby mama (who's clearly in the wrong).

Musk has reportedly undergone multiple sessions with fellow based brain Bryan Johnson. The blood boy in question? A bipedal, musculoskeletal, android flesh-bot of Twitch streamer Hasan Piker, which is currently strung up on meatropes, twitching in a subterraen chamber, created by Polish company Clone Robotics — which Mr. Musk also just purchased (praise be unto Him).

"And check out his package," replied one excited X fan. "Definitely not a botched job down there 👍," they continued, echoing the consensus held around the world.

"I'm Pickle Rick… Down there 🤣," Musk quickly replied.

And he wasn't done yet. He graciously dropped multiple beach photos soon after, effectively ending the Great Meme Depression. "You're welcome!" he wrote.

Elongated Muskrat (remember that meme 🤣) has sure come a long way since his physical low back in 2022 when he was photographed on a boat in Greece. "I was scaring the huzz," he later admitted in a private, one-on-one, intimate, in-the-heat-of-the-moment-on-a-full-moon-night interview with Know Your Meme.

The photographs come at a time when Elon is trying to clear the air about some rumors. In the same slew of beach day posts, Musk shared a video of himself playing Diablo IV, obviously hitting it crazy style (contrary to what others are saying).

"Whatever, gang ✌️," he said on a call with us this week. "Real recognize real, and I'm just so buff right now I could care less 🤣 🤣."

Hopefully, someone Studio Ghiblifies him soon. We can't do it because we don't know how. Seriously, how are people doing it? This sucks. We only know how to do the South Park one.

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