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Granted; it gives you more gas than a gas station.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
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Granted, so does your hard drive.

I wish for tea, Earl Grey; hot.

Granted; it singes your mouth.
I wish for a.

granted, for the rest of your life.

Granted, you get AIDS.

I wish AIDS was cured.

Wow, I'm currently researching about HIV/AIDS. Granted but a new retrovirus immediately distroys the immune system and kills the host.

I wish to be on the set of Epic Meal Time.

Granted, you are the food.

I wish i never forgot to make a wish.

Granted, you are the bacon used in Epic meal time.

I wish for chocolate.

Kebab Removal Unit: Granted; people complain that your wishes are unimaginative and repetitive.

♫DJ Sir-Soundwave♫ SRJ's Apache DJ: Granted; it's gritty ant tastes kind of burnt.

I wish for gummy worms.

@yelling
Plot twist--the gummy worms are actually living worms.
I wish the wi-fi on my 2DS actually worked..

Granted. In Taiwan.
I wish for Science.

Granted, 'Science' is now the newly coined term for all things Magic.

. . .

I wish I was as skilled in digital art than I am with traditional pen and paper.

Granted, you are a politician.
I wish for something bad or good to happen to me, or nothing at all.

Granted, you get a cursed doll (that's bad)
But it comes with a free small frozen yogurt (that's good)
The frozen yogurt is also cursed (that's bad)
But you get your choice of topping (that's good)
The toppings contain potassium benzoate (???)
That's bad.
Also

I wish for Twizzlers

Granted, they're licorice.
I wish for gvkjhsdfjkfakjgmnfvdfjkgkjsdbh.

Granted, you get hbdsjkgkjfdvfnmgjkafkjfdshjkvg (the same thing backwards).

I wish I were a neutron bomb, for once I could blow off.

Granted you blow off not only yourself but everyone and everything you loved.

I wish I was an agent working for Delta Green.

Granted, but it's Delta Purple.
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Granted. This video is constantly playing in your head.

I wash for FALCON PAWNCH!

Granted

I wish I can own a UFO

Granted, this guy is now in your possession

…he's not very happy about it though

I wish for a little bit of peril

The peril is just enough to kill you.

I wish there weren't Blue Shells in Mario Kart anymore.

Granted, they're replaced with something more infuriating.

I wish for something healthy.

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish for a sea of mashed potatoes.

Granted. You die from suffocating under hundreds of tons of mashed potatoes.

I wish rule 34 didn't apply to things I like.

Granted, it now applies to the things you love now.

I wish I was in charge of my own conspiracy group.

Granted, they are secretly plotting against you.

I wish for a lady to scratch my back.

Granted, That lady is a ugly anorexic women who used to be a man

I wish my waifu was real

Wish granted

Heavy is now Jake's "Real" Waifu.

I wish for porkchop sandwiches, grilled

Granted, you have porkchop from doug in a sandwich roll with only the tail grilled and porkchop is still alive

I wish for a beautiful singing voice

Granted, but you'll die of an OD like every celebrity ever
I wish for time travel

Wish granted, you are a clone of Marty Mcfly

I wish for the next wish to have a positive corruption.

Granted, but the next positive wish corruption won't be to your wish but mine

I wish I have reality warping powers fueled from my imagination

Granted, but it's on the person you hate the most.
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LOL I don't hate anybody the most except for my younger self and

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I wish for a pair of beautiful striped stockings for the lolz

Granted, but they're klsdfmlkeagnklvdwgbjknjkffd.
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@Jake

It shall be done

Merry early/late Christmas!

I wish for the end of heresy against the Emprah!

Granted, the Empire is overthrown.

I wish to say something that will be quoted for generations.

Granted, everyone will rip it off.

I wish for a real life Death Star.

Granted, It is a LEGO Death Star

I wish for 2wfqeadfwefdqaeq

Granted, everyone is sick of you guys asking for gibberish.

I wish I was the size of a paper clip.

Granted, it is a 3egwrsfgerfwsrw.

I wish my corruptions were decent.

Granted, your corruptions have diamonds in them.

I wish for something to happen to someone else

Granted, all your enemies become fabulously wealthy; your friends and families are stricken with the plague.

I wish to know where that music is coming from!

Granted, it's coming from whichever radio station you hate.

I wish I were a Kaiju.

Granted, you are now Zilla from 1998 Godzilla

I wish I had a female wife that is bigger than me

Granted, she's only an inch taller than you. I know your fetish ;)

I wish I wasn't so tired from the time change.

Granted, you will soon be banned.
I wish he was banned.

@ Snowie
Granted, time is now constantly changing around you

@Faagula
Granted,
Simpsonsfan102 dies but Siompsonfan101 closes his account down.