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When the Sun falls and the Shriekers Do the Mario… i think

Guys, Annie isn't turning into one of those things out there. It was just a standard "Eeek! I'm scared!" kinds of shrieks. It certainly wasn't mechanical enough to be a Shrieker. Trust me, if someone is turning, you'll know.

OCC: @Crow and level I was joking you derps

IC: Everyone is speaking of weapons and such, we can't only rely on them.

OOC: Well everyone has their derp moments plus I had a feeling that you were joking, same I don't always follow that.

BIC:

I'm aware that guns aren't going to solve all of our problems but the fact is that our chances at survival have increased just a little. Now I think the next step for us other than getting materials to armor up our bus is to gather medical supplies along with food and water. For food I think we need stuff that can last long so maybe canned food or astronaut food will do. For water we'll have to stick with bottles for now and try to get something that can help with water purification. I can make a list of all the things we need, shame we don't have a piece of paper or pen for me to do so.

I know what would be Good for the Bus, a White flag! it will asure that we have surrendered and the shreikers will leave us be….or a French flag will do!….maybe a Turret on too?

Yeah that's a brilliant plan, maybe we can even negotiate peace with them.

Yes, quite.

You know what we need?
A mascot.

Yeah cause a group trying to survive the apocalypse defiantly needs a mascot of all things! Though it does remind me that having a dog in our group could be a good idea.

We have a talking toaster. Nuff said.

Dogs are good for protection and as a family unit. It'd be really sad if it got infected though.

Anyways, we have a pretty good arsenal, who's most fit to wield these weapons? The most obvious answer is Nicholas and Gordon, and it's up to us to decide where the rest will go. Preferably the more "sane" of us survivors. We should also be on the lookout for melee weapons too, as well as to armor up the bus.

I can 360 no scope

Well since I knew one of the pistols was a Zenith I guess I'll be taking that one. Also I think the kids should have at least a pistol too so that way they can have something to defend themselves, of course I'm also going to suggest that someone train them how to use them properly so they don't hurt themselves, most likely the one who will train them will be either Nicholas or Gordan. As for the shotgun well the question is who here can stand the recoil on it, probably Gordon or Nicholas again. As for the Sniper rifle I have no idea who should get that one.

I'm going to be blunt, why the kids. Not to say I don't trust them, just that, they're kids! Maybe someone with more, developed intelligence.

If the kids managed to survive this far they can probably be trusted with a small gun.
Made of plastic.
That shoots water.
To short out the zomborgs.

Well, obviously the best weapons should be for Nick and Gordon Freeman, and everyone else kind of gets the rest in order of who's more qualified. All I need is a pistol really. Never used a fire-arm before though but I still kind of know how. On the kids, if we have extra I don't see an issue with giving them one if we desperately need to. One of them shooting themselves is probably the least of our worries. Better leaving them defended from zomborgs. Then again, I'm not very good with kids, so don't take my advice too seriously.

Well, driver, you better lead us somewhere safe. My hopes are we can get away from civilization and live in the wilderness in peace. Fighting off lions, tigers, and/or bears is better than zombies in my opinion.

I'll hold on to the laser pistol. It's unlikely that we'll find any ammo for it, but I just think it looks cool and I wanna hold it. Besides, I don't know how to use a gun.

I seen lasers weapons like that but they were rifles and they were not in the prototype stage. Maybe it's a stun gun that uses lasers?

Well who would you trust with a gun, two kids or two lunatic? But I can see your point, until it becomes a major matter of survival the kids stick with whatever they have, just as long as they don't do anything stupid. As for the laser pistol I say the ones who have more experience with laser weapons should have it, even though it''s worthless now. So driver how long is it until we reach our destination?

Come on, it has no ammo, it's not like anyone can hurt themself with it. I could just use it to intimidate raiders, and whose more intimidating than a drunk with an experimental laser gun?

I don't know a jealous lover with a gun, a lunatic with a gun, an insane cultists with a gun, a religious extremist with a gun, a clown with a gun. If you want I can keep on going with the X with a gun list.

Ooc: I'm going to leave the game.

Really, a clown is with a gun is scary? What kind of detective work did you do, Batman?

You ever see what happens when a sad clown's had a little too much crack?

Crack? Are you saying that he god too old? i think he would go to haven.

Actually your right he is in heaven now since he blew his brain out, too bad he decide to blow the brains out of everyone who attended on his last party before he put the gun to his mouth.

Obligatory:

Through Nicolas' skillful driving, the group of survivors are able to make it to the Parkway in one piece. They speed past the toll booth at the beginning of the Parkway and they blast past a sign that says that the speed limit is 55 mph. The bus is easily doing 70 at the very least. The Parkway looks like it only sees light traffic most of the time and today is no exception. Excluding the bus, there is nobody else on the road.

The bus speeds past a sign that signifies that a paved area between the northbound and southbound lanes is not a U-Turn area. Right past a New York State Trooper cruiser. The Trooper hits his lights and chases after the bus.

Nicolas looks at the side view mirror, squinting at the fast approaching cruiser. "What the…?"

Gordon stares out the window at the cruiser. "We're being chased by a cop. During a zombie apocalypse… what…"

Upon realizing they're being chased, the Survivors decide to:
1) Pullover
2) Try to escape the cop
3) Kill the cop

Guys, we need to do the right thing and stop, we did hit the speed limit, Besides, a ticket will not hurt

OOC: But seriously fucking Run

Ah shit, whatever, it's an apocalypse. Kill the cop. We pull over and then when he comes into the bus, we shoot him.

And NOW the cops are trying to do their job?!

I don't think this guy is gonna get any back-up…

Pullover. See what happens. Maybe he needs help.

Kill the cop. We don't have time for this. Plus we can take his stuff after we kill him.

(I wanted to be able to hold of the sniper rifle, but seeing that I already have a .22 of my own…)

It's the post-apocalypse, just vaporise his face off with the Zenith laser pistol and take all his equips.

(I wanted to be able to hold of the sniper rifle, but seeing that I already have a .22 of my own…)

It's the post-apocalypse, just vaporise his face off with the Zenith laser pistol and take all his equips.

There's a Zenith pistol and a laser pistol. There not the same thing. But yeah, I think killing and looting his stuff is the best way to go.

I say we-
"Kill him! Kill him, toast his loins, and use them as bait!"
Ignore the toaster. Pullover, and if he is crazy, we'll kill him. If not, we'll act normal.

Pull over. I have the best plan ever.

I say we Floor it, if anything this guy might either try to steal our stuff or he might have the early stages of infliction. Oh though he may still have a pistol of his own and may try to shoot at the buses tires. Let' s pullover for now and if he decides to do any funny business inside the bud we kick him out or shot him, whichever comes first.

I can handle either 1, since I happened to obsess over firearms, but that's besides the point.

I think we should pull-over and see what's up. If he does try anything funny, kill him then.

Also, you're all assholes did you know that? Why kill someone who could possibly be on our side just for some loot? Have you all gone mad so early? Are you no better than the zombies themselves? We should pull over with guns ready though. Don't be too nice. In my opinion, killing fellow living humans is one of the last things we should do. Only in emergencies. You're all psychopaths, always looking for the FPS route: kill things that get in your way. I prefer to go at things in the MGS route: Look for all the options and kill only as a last resort. Life is precious.

OOC: Seriously though, I know it's just a game, but don't you guys have any moral standards whatsoever? I know it's an apocalypse but why?

Hey, I didn't want to kill him.
I have a plan.
I would use my other plan, but we would need a flying bus for that.

I may have low morals, but that doesn't mean I'm willing to murder anyone I see. The practical thing to do would be to pullover, don't want to attract attention.

OCC: Yeah, with all these crazy people onboard, I'm even considering splitting up. Of course, I wouldn't go alone, but some of you are just crazy, literally.

OOC: I'd go with you! All these crazy people aren't really good for my moral well-being.

It's a dangerous world out there! Kill or be killed is my motto.

Hey love I may have a few mental problems of my own but that doesn't mean I'll kill whoever I want, Bloody hell my original idea was to just let him be before I decided that pulling over for him is much less of a hassle to deal with, though you must admit that the two major concerns I stated before are valid ones. We'll pull over and if the guy is nice enough and isn't a carrier for the disease then we'll let him in.

OOC: @Gary: Who are you planing on taking for your group if you decide to split?

The only reason why i'd consider killing the cop is because he too may try to raid us or something like that, despite us being in numbers with numerous guns.

Either that, or he's still trying to uphold the law, even in post-apocalypse.

Also, my name is cleverly selected. You'll see at the part where we're flying in space.

If he is than I can't tell whether I should be impress or feel sorry for the guy.

While the cop continues to follow them, the group argues viciously among themselves.

"Kill him! We have no idea if he's dangerous or not!"

"We can't kill him! Maybe he needs help!"

"We don't have time for this shit! Let's just kill him and take his stuff!"

"What the hell!? We can't just murder someone!"

Gordon has had enough and shouts, "Enough! Let's just pullover and see what happens." He turns to Nicolas. "And no murder."

Nicolas grumbles as he pulls the bus over to the side of the road and brings it to a complete stop. The cop stops behind him and, after a few minutes of sitting in his car, fiddling with a computer, he steps out. He walks up to the driver's side window. "License and registration please." Nicolas hands them over. After a few seconds of inspection, the cop asks, "Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Nicolas replies, "Er… because I was… speeding…?"

The cop nods. "Yes. You were doing 80 in a 55 mile per hour zone. Times are rough, I know. But you still need to obey the traffic laws, for your safety and the safety of those around you. Now…"

Derek's toaster starts screaming, "Do it! Do it now! Kill him! Kill him, toast his loins, and use them as bait!”

The cop turns to Derek. "Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to please control your toaster."

Derek chuckles nervously. "Sorry, officer. He does that on occasion."

The cop turns back to Nicolas. "Now, judging by your driving record, you haven't had any major incidents in a long time. Also, I'd prefer to help out a fellow veteran. I'm going to knock the speed you were doing to 70 miles per hour. It'll be much better point wise and the fine will be less." With a completely straight face, the cop adds, "Unfortunately, there is no military discount."

Nicolas nods as he accepts his ticket. "Thank you, officer. It won't happen again, I promise." The officer leaves for his car and waits for Nicolas to drive off.

Nicolas restarts the engine and pulls back onto the Parkway. This time, he stays exactly at the 55 mile per hour speed limit.