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That sounds like something a mother spider would say. Along came a spider, sat down beside her and…

Oh my how feisty <3

Goddam it guys, this is a Christian Shitposting thread and such wanton lewdness is not acceptable here.

Here's your ERP room, both of you get in!

Are you sure it is a good idea to throw me inside of a windowless room with a spider MILF? I'm not complaining i'm just wondering if you are sure this will stop our lewdness.

It's fine, I trust the both of you to be shut in a windowless, soundproof room by yourselves.

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Primarily because everything you do in there will be broadcast directly onto your parent's TV screen, but that's besides the point.

I too wonder if he sleeps.

You always seem to be around, no matter what time it is, Quiet_boi.

Is it because you live in the exact place on the equator where the sun never really sets, so you never have to go to sleep to banish the zombies and skeletons ravaging your cabbage patch?

I too wonder if he sleeps.

You always seem to be around, no matter what time it is, Quiet_boi.

Is it because you live in the exact place on the equator where the sun never really sets, so you never have to go to sleep to banish the zombies and skeletons ravaging your cabbage patch?

Not quite… I cannot even grow cooking bananas in my backyard and trust me, we tried. And if anything it's the opposite because where i live the moon never seems to go away from the sky. I have gone outside many times during the afternoon and as early as 12:00 PM only to see that the moon is still there, it's really weird. As for where i live exactly, well i could tell you but i rather cause you the headaches involved in the thinking procces. That way is more fun.

HOWEVER, if you are worried for mt sleep schedule it is currently : I go to sleep between 11:30 PM and midnight and i wake up at between 6:30 AM and 7:00 AM… If you thought Soup King's sleep schedule was bad then just look at me.

Well I have to do shift work, so I have to be up at stupid times in the morning or late at night.

I have lost all sense of time.

There are no days.

There are no nights.

There is only the Rota.

Everything to keep the queen pleased…
For England, King?

God save the Queen

Sup bitches. SUP BITCHES. It’s Chad Warden Uoiea here.

I got banned from everything and everywhere but I am back to win this.

But how?

I haven't done the time warp again.

what is important is that I got this!

But you see

….

And… i win

Do you wanna meet a rolled newspaper, Turuntula? Because i'm hitting you with one if that means that i get to win!

oh sorry Quiet, didn't see you there :)

So you wanna try and win this too, huh? Well ok, be my guest but i warn you, i'm not letting this one go that easily. Hit me with your best shitpost!

literally shits on his post
done

You think you are clever? How will you wipe your butt now, genius?

With the emergency roll of toilet paper I have carried since the start of this pandemic
wipes ass victoriously

The Game

When someone says you can't do it. do it twice and take pictures

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I can't read

And i can't swim…. I sink worse than Tommy Vercetti.

I can't spel

Im stoopyd

I'm better then all other humans because I have more chromosomes

Aren't chromosomes the thing that deteminates your biological sex? Having more of them would only mean that you are more manly or girly than normal people.

having extra chromosomes can also you make you a bit special if you get what I'm saying

yeah it was joke made in bad taste

Ara ara

UwU

bows to Soup forgive us for our heresy Great one

You talk for yourself, i was about to have my head eaten by a spider MILF until you two showed up.

Sounds like you were having fun

So what you're saying is that you had just finished having snu-snu with her, since spiders only eat their mate after sexy times have finished.

This is true

Yep, i finally lost my virginity… To a giant spider MILF.
Beggars can't be choosers.

fair enough

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