No!! wrote:
Huh,
You are a girl?
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No!! wrote:
Huh,
You are a girl?
No!! wrote:
I should just stop posting online one day
Yeah. Or just wait several years and pretend nothing happened.
Edgar Weebling wrote:
I lost my virginity and it was awkward as fuck.
The dude was playing with my tits for like 15 minutes before trying to do anything else downstairs. I also couldn't do anything back to him cause he wanted me to lay down and have him do all the work cause he is a man.
The moment I finally started to enjoy his Cunnilingus, he stopped, saying now its time for the main show. And he proceded to full force pump into me. He started getting winded quite fast in. I told him he could slow down if he wanted, but told me he was fine.
The rough manner he was fucking me wasn't even that good. He constantly slammed his entire pelvis in my nether regions. And it made my boobs jiggle and bounce. Which also started to feel uncomfortable. So I decided to start holding my breast, but he said he liked watching them bounce, so he held my arms down.
Soon after he came, he laid down and looked really proud. I wanted to let him gloat in his moment of glory. But when he asked to do it again soon, I told him I'd rather just fuck my pillow at home and felt like that was a good enough moment to leave and go home.
Tits or gtfo with your bs.
Quiet_boi wrote:
Tits or gtfo with your bs.
It says here in Rule 31 of The Internet precisely what Quiet_Boi appears to argue. But Rule 30 gives us the corollary in which the reasoning is found:
"There are no girls on the internet."
It seems that the anonymous legislature was using this rule to ignore the truth of the matter.
Or simply that the internet was male-dominated in their day. Days which are not relevant to us in the present. Certainly not in this case.
As time goes on, more and more boys AND GIRLS will discover the internet for the first time. In other words, when it comes to public spaces online, Every Month is September, yes, all 12 of them.
Which means that everyone here is some variety of n00b.
All of us are n00bs; yet, none of us are…
Quiet_boi wrote:
Tits or gtfo with your bs.
I am a twin-soul, gender-shifting entity, just like Marika and Radagon. So I am afraid my female half won't appreciate having her nudes go public on this forum.
Edgar Weebling wrote:
I am a twin-soul, gender-shifting entity, just like Marika and Radagon. So I am afraid my female half won't appreciate having her nudes go public on this forum.
>gender-shifting
so genderbender? r63?
Page 77 is starting out so badly, I’m considering unsubscribing from this thread
Considering, but tbh I probably won’t
I’m still subbed. Hopefully Page 78 will be higher quality
Quiet_boi, listen I love yah, you give a lots of positive karma to stuff, make uploads that aren't politics, and are following some of the old classic KYM users despite their activity on the site barely overlapping with yours.
But boi… you might try googling things sometimes…
Would you accept?
Jill wrote:
Quiet_boi, listen I love yah, you give a lots of positive karma to stuff, make uploads that aren't politics, and are following some of the old classic KYM users despite their activity on the site barely overlapping with yours.
But boi… you might try googling things sometimes…
I was attempting to come off as "comically missing the point"
Maybe I should google that too since I seem to misunderstand how that works.
Man, I wish the music rating thread had half as much engagement as what's seen here.
Verbose wrote:
Yeah. Or just wait several years and pretend nothing happened.
Wait a second…!
No, wait. Nevermind, I lost my train of thought. Carry on.
Ooh Ooh kill em! Ooh Ooh kill em! kill em!"
I hope Musk buys discord and 4chan too…and runs them to the ground lol
I have never had sex in prison.
No!! wrote:
I hope Musk buys discord and 4chan too…and runs them to the ground lol
I expect them to reject his offer, making him more of a lolcow than he already is
Guys i think we owe that lady an apology.
Raul Satisacro wrote:
I have never had sex in prison.
I mean, I have never been in prison before, nor I have visited a prisoner either.
I listen to a group called Los Prisioneros but that's it.
And thus concludes my TedTalk.
What do I win?
Christmas season has begun! So I will be posting All I Want for Chrismas You DAILY! HELL YEAH BABY! ITS CHRISTMAS TIME!!!
Excitebot theLEGO wrote:
What do I win?
The grand prize of getting snubbed by No!! and his holiday spirit. Congrats!!
"Dark humor isnt truly dark humor unless you are spamming racial slurs every 2 sentences"
No!! wrote:
"Dark humor isnt truly dark humor unless you are spamming racial slurs every 2 sentences"
I wish the IRC knowyourmeme chat was still a thing….
Its about time this thread gets on the Christmas spirit.
Hey, did you guys know that sex is one of the few times ever when the hairy regions of the female and male bodies come into direct contact with one another?
Edgar Weebling wrote:
Hey, did you guys know that sex is one of the few times ever when the hairy regions of the female and male bodies come into direct contact with one another?
I wish you didn't brought that up, although it's only true in certain positions.
Shit I need to keep posting all I want for chirstmas is you, only then it is christmas
Test your luck! Christmas roulette for the chance of getting a lifetime guarantee on being on Santa's highest tier nice list every year!
I have an urinary track infection
I bring a jolly vibe to the thread that grinches don't really like.
Merry Christmas everyone!
You know what I have to say to you all?
You know some People ask me what my political beliefs are, and the answer to that is
Kill everyone now.
Condone first-degree murder
Advocate caninbalism
Eat shit
Filth is my politics; filth is my life. Take whatever you like!
Edgar Weebling wrote:
You know some People ask me what my political beliefs are, and the answer to that is
Kill everyone now.
Condone first-degree murder
Advocate caninbalism
Eat shit
Filth is my politics; filth is my life. Take whatever you like!
Finally! Someone posting BASED opinions!
cannibalism is based as its highly ecological
I fear that after I die nobody will remember how annoying I was….I must ensure that doesnt happen
Raul Satisacro wrote:
I have never had sex in prison.
i think you're lyyyyyying
I'm gonna start the new year with a bang
In your mailbox
Here's to another year closer to death, lads:
Quiet_boi wrote:
I'm gonna start the new year with a bang
In your mailbox
Happy new years to all you losers back in 2023 lol
Happy New Year, everyone!
And together with that, here's a treat from the True Goat, OG Rucka. I am already feeling that this year will be good.
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