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KYM Pony General V: We Just Don't Know What Went Wrong

Last posted Jul 01, 2012 at 04:43PM EDT. Added Feb 19, 2012 at 11:27PM EST
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Windigo With Salad wrote:

I think I'm going to shock everybody by saying this- but I love trollfics.
Spiderses, Cupcakes, My Immortal, all of them.

I think I'm going to shock everybody saying this- but i love this fandom
Artists, writers, music makers, all of them

Platus wrote:

I-dee-a!

We should start a petition to get Rarity on the cover of vogue. Like this:

This kind of thing has precedent. Does anyone else remember that one time Marge Simpson was on the cover of Playboy?

This could be like that, only more FABULOUS! What do you say guys?

As neat as that would be, I can't imagine that happening. If The Devil Wears Prada is to be believed(and it is), Anna wintour is a no nonsense bitch that would never allow it. Honestly, my sister and her friends were telling me how working in fashion is, and I can tell you that it is taken more seriously than you could ever imagine. Putting rarity on the cover? That would would be like the Vatican putting up a ponified Jesus. Maybe, Mabye they might consider putting up hoity toity and photo finish in one page just because of the fact they are based on Anna wintour( editor and chief of vogue) and Karl lagerfeld, but even that's a stretch. No petition would change their mind, sorry.

I had something more like this in mind…

As Fett walked Chrysalis back to the Changling castle, he looked up into the sky, only to notice that tonight was a new moon. He stopped for a minute, bent down on one knee, and took his helmet off.

"Fett?" Chrysalis asked, confused.

"I lost 42 men on a new moon, so every time there is one, I pay my respects."

"How honorable," Chrysalis said flirtatiously.

They continued until they made it to the drawbridge in front of the castle. Chrysalis turned towards Fett to give him a hug.

"Thank you for the date tonight, PopperFett. It was very lovely."

"Oh, I'm not done yet…" Fett said, with a hint of scheming in his voice.

"Whatever do you mean?" Chrysalis asked.

"PREPARE YOUR ANUS, MY BEAUTIFUL QUEEN!" Fett cried out as he grab Chrysalis and dragged her into an alleyway.

Nothing can compare to that shit I just made up on the spot.

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 02:26AM EDT

Popperfett wrote:

Verbose is the forum mod. He’s a good chap, but what he says is law. He’s also the master of tl;dr, undisputed. Period.

In other news, I'm debating whether to read these R34 trollfics you guys are righting…

You know that situation with supermariogalaxy13 where his long distance girlfriend died in a car crash? Apparently that girl never actually existed. She was created by some jackass to fuck around with SMG's emotions. He actually tried to commit suicide over this.

I've learn that the hard way. When I learned my long distance girlfriend died, I thought I actually lost someone I loved, but the truth is, she never existed. She and her brother was all a ruse played by a someone I wish to not have contact with anymore. What's worse, in my state of depression, I tried to take my life multiple times. Today I was about to do again, this time, I left a note to my friend that I'm going to do it. I made them worried, and for that, I am sorry.

As I failed to take my life again thanks to my mother, I received a call from my lawyer who told me the truth. There was no record of Angelica Gainnes in the United States. My depression turned to full rage and I texted "her brother" to know the truth. My mind was blinded that I forgot about that note I left for my friends, so they thought I was in danger. When I finally got the truth and explain them the situation, I said some stupid things. I told them that I never felt love for "Ange", that I was playing "her" game. That the note I left was planted so they played along. The truth is, I believed "her" love, I fell for it. The note I left was also true, I was planning to take away my life. The reason why I said those lies was because I was tired of being played like a fiddle. All my life I was played like a fiddle and I just wanted to seem like I had the upper hand. Sadly, it just made everyone see me as a jerk, and I deserved it. I should have told them the truth instead of hiding my emotions.

Though they might never forgive me, I won't blame them. I was a fool to the end. I was right; I am an intelligent man, but so bloody naive.

Some people can be real monsters. What sort of wretched scum-bag do you have to be to do that to an innocent person?

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 02:49AM EDT


>Forum fanfiction.

@Explosive Lasers
lol, that's the best thing I've read in awhile. Very entertaining, 10/10.

@Windigo
So someone convinced him that he had a girlfriend (but was made up, so how the fuck did he believe that?) and that she died, so he got depressed?
How the fuck does that work? How could someone have made up a girl that was his girlfriend?
Or was she one of those 'online girlfriends' that he'd never met, and this is some giant conspiracy to get him to kill himself…?

I'm so confused…

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 02:53AM EDT

Erin ◕ω◕ wrote:


>Forum fanfiction.

@Explosive Lasers
lol, that's the best thing I've read in awhile. Very entertaining, 10/10.

@Windigo
So someone convinced him that he had a girlfriend (but was made up, so how the fuck did he believe that?) and that she died, so he got depressed?
How the fuck does that work? How could someone have made up a girl that was his girlfriend?
Or was she one of those 'online girlfriends' that he'd never met, and this is some giant conspiracy to get him to kill himself…?

I'm so confused…

One of those 'online girlfriends' I assume.
The troll even went so far as to learn how to draw pony fanart to convince him she was the real deal. So yeah, it actually was a conspiracy to get him to kill himself.

People can be really fucked up in the head.

@burning_phoneix

I think that the most infuriating thing for you must be that I'm not even trying.

<img src="http://i.imgur.com/L4bpw.jpg" height="150" / ><img src="http://i.imgur.com/L4bpw.jpg" height="150" / ><img src="http://i.imgur.com/L4bpw.jpg" height="150" / >

However, if you're not giving burning_phoneix his due, then you haven't seen his exploits in fanfiction or in previous topics.

Also, please don't refer to me as the moderator of this thread. Chris, Olivia, Brucker, Fandroid, DrPepperFan, RandomMan (because he makes us aware of things in the forum when we're not paying attention,) and many others moderate the entire forum. Moderators lurk in just about every, single thread even if we don't act or post anything. It includes this one.

I just like to post ponies more than other moderators.

Windigo With Salad wrote:

One of those 'online girlfriends' I assume.
The troll even went so far as to learn how to draw pony fanart to convince him she was the real deal. So yeah, it actually was a conspiracy to get him to kill himself.

People can be really fucked up in the head.

WORDS FAIL ME.
Trolling is one thing, but this, I don't even

I attempted to find out a little more about all of this, and I discovered that "her" dA account, AngeOMGWTFBBQ, was made back in August, or somewhere thereabouts. A troll effort this elaborate is hard to fathom, but I suppose weirder things have happened. Just goes to show you should never trust what you find online too much I guess.


Explosive Lasers wrote:

If that fan-fic is scrapped, you better but your ass I’m going to make a PopperXChrysalis fic.
And I’m gonna add in RandomXFluttershy, PyroXLuna, and SlinkerXOctavia

What? No VerboseXTwilight?

I scanned through it… I must say, sometimes I wonder about our state of affairs when troll fics are often better written than serious story efforts. Go figure!

Oh brother. Speaking of trolls, has anyone seen those absurd videos uploaded to the video gallery by that Zed guy? If not, don't worry, you're not missing a thing. Being a hater is one thing, but dang, some folks really take their trollin' seriously.

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 05:05AM EDT

Bruelock wrote:

Wow I didn't know we have lots of creative fanfic writers lately…

Unrelated:

Speak up, who are fans of these dudes.

Weird, seeing as how Matt's the nicer one, but still AWESOME!

Windigo With Salad wrote:

You know that situation with supermariogalaxy13 where his long distance girlfriend died in a car crash? Apparently that girl never actually existed. She was created by some jackass to fuck around with SMG's emotions. He actually tried to commit suicide over this.

I've learn that the hard way. When I learned my long distance girlfriend died, I thought I actually lost someone I loved, but the truth is, she never existed. She and her brother was all a ruse played by a someone I wish to not have contact with anymore. What's worse, in my state of depression, I tried to take my life multiple times. Today I was about to do again, this time, I left a note to my friend that I'm going to do it. I made them worried, and for that, I am sorry.

As I failed to take my life again thanks to my mother, I received a call from my lawyer who told me the truth. There was no record of Angelica Gainnes in the United States. My depression turned to full rage and I texted "her brother" to know the truth. My mind was blinded that I forgot about that note I left for my friends, so they thought I was in danger. When I finally got the truth and explain them the situation, I said some stupid things. I told them that I never felt love for "Ange", that I was playing "her" game. That the note I left was planted so they played along. The truth is, I believed "her" love, I fell for it. The note I left was also true, I was planning to take away my life. The reason why I said those lies was because I was tired of being played like a fiddle. All my life I was played like a fiddle and I just wanted to seem like I had the upper hand. Sadly, it just made everyone see me as a jerk, and I deserved it. I should have told them the truth instead of hiding my emotions.

Though they might never forgive me, I won't blame them. I was a fool to the end. I was right; I am an intelligent man, but so bloody naive.

Some people can be real monsters. What sort of wretched scum-bag do you have to be to do that to an innocent person?

Just another reason I fucking hate most people.

Windigo With Salad wrote:

You know that situation with supermariogalaxy13 where his long distance girlfriend died in a car crash? Apparently that girl never actually existed. She was created by some jackass to fuck around with SMG's emotions. He actually tried to commit suicide over this.

I've learn that the hard way. When I learned my long distance girlfriend died, I thought I actually lost someone I loved, but the truth is, she never existed. She and her brother was all a ruse played by a someone I wish to not have contact with anymore. What's worse, in my state of depression, I tried to take my life multiple times. Today I was about to do again, this time, I left a note to my friend that I'm going to do it. I made them worried, and for that, I am sorry.

As I failed to take my life again thanks to my mother, I received a call from my lawyer who told me the truth. There was no record of Angelica Gainnes in the United States. My depression turned to full rage and I texted "her brother" to know the truth. My mind was blinded that I forgot about that note I left for my friends, so they thought I was in danger. When I finally got the truth and explain them the situation, I said some stupid things. I told them that I never felt love for "Ange", that I was playing "her" game. That the note I left was planted so they played along. The truth is, I believed "her" love, I fell for it. The note I left was also true, I was planning to take away my life. The reason why I said those lies was because I was tired of being played like a fiddle. All my life I was played like a fiddle and I just wanted to seem like I had the upper hand. Sadly, it just made everyone see me as a jerk, and I deserved it. I should have told them the truth instead of hiding my emotions.

Though they might never forgive me, I won't blame them. I was a fool to the end. I was right; I am an intelligent man, but so bloody naive.

Some people can be real monsters. What sort of wretched scum-bag do you have to be to do that to an innocent person?

That's horrible. I mean, who does that to a person? And even more, how do you live with yourself doing that?
Assuming that this is true (which it probably is), one must ask himself/herself:
-How did the person who made up "Angelica Gainnes" fake her "death"? It's hard to get a fictional person's obituary. So, was he simply informed by text about her "death"?

-How elaborate and how planned was "Angelica Gainnes"? Was this a long-time ruse planned just for the purpose of ridding of supermariogalaxy13? If so, then what was their quarrel? Or was it anon…

One final note: the only way that terrible… being (I find it hard to adress the perpetrator as a "person" right now) can win is if he does commit suicide, assuming that's their goal.
Then, we have a shot at having the last say, and victory: We help supermariogalaxy13 out. We banded together when "Angelica" died; we'll band together now to show him how much we appreciate him, how much we share his grief, and how much we want him to stay. We need to show him suicide is not the way, and that we can (as a community), help him to preserve his life.

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

It is… COMPLETE!

AHAHAHAHA! It is a masterpiece! None can compare!

Edit: I demand Slinker, Random, Popper, and Pyro read this.

@Zero

Hey Zero. Long time no see.

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 08:55AM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

Bringing this back for the new members:

'Verbose is the local TL;DR king and a mod, RandomMan gets all the bitches and is generally the best guy ever, Algy likes fan-fics, Muffinator and I are clones (according to Verbose), Ric is a pegasus with augmentation bullshit, Popper is a Mandalorian with the hots for Chrysalis, Pyro is Nightmare Moon’s waifu (and vice-versa), Twins is a girl that’s been strangely absent, Dac provides the shitstorms and controversy, and Princess Celestia is best pony.

Now that that’s out of the way, make sure to be kind, contribute to discussions when you can and try to be nice and you’ll do fine. If you go to the Just For Fun forum, Captain Serious (AKA Thomas Nair) is kind of a dick, and hates bronies with a passion. Try to troll him as often as possible.'

With the addition of 'El Slinker, Windigo, and Zarathh are awesome bros, and they quite clearly come before hoes'. Anybody else I missed is incredibly awesome, too.

Anyways, I think Rarity getting on the cover of Vogue is a long shot… But I'll be damned if we aren't going to try…

And Seal is a hardcore lurker whose obsessed with woona and shipping. Speaking of which i heard that someone is writing a shipfic with a certain user…Can get in on that?

Windigo With Salad wrote:

You know that situation with supermariogalaxy13 where his long distance girlfriend died in a car crash? Apparently that girl never actually existed. She was created by some jackass to fuck around with SMG's emotions. He actually tried to commit suicide over this.

I've learn that the hard way. When I learned my long distance girlfriend died, I thought I actually lost someone I loved, but the truth is, she never existed. She and her brother was all a ruse played by a someone I wish to not have contact with anymore. What's worse, in my state of depression, I tried to take my life multiple times. Today I was about to do again, this time, I left a note to my friend that I'm going to do it. I made them worried, and for that, I am sorry.

As I failed to take my life again thanks to my mother, I received a call from my lawyer who told me the truth. There was no record of Angelica Gainnes in the United States. My depression turned to full rage and I texted "her brother" to know the truth. My mind was blinded that I forgot about that note I left for my friends, so they thought I was in danger. When I finally got the truth and explain them the situation, I said some stupid things. I told them that I never felt love for "Ange", that I was playing "her" game. That the note I left was planted so they played along. The truth is, I believed "her" love, I fell for it. The note I left was also true, I was planning to take away my life. The reason why I said those lies was because I was tired of being played like a fiddle. All my life I was played like a fiddle and I just wanted to seem like I had the upper hand. Sadly, it just made everyone see me as a jerk, and I deserved it. I should have told them the truth instead of hiding my emotions.

Though they might never forgive me, I won't blame them. I was a fool to the end. I was right; I am an intelligent man, but so bloody naive.

Some people can be real monsters. What sort of wretched scum-bag do you have to be to do that to an innocent person?

Wow, that's taking trolling a bit too far, I hope he doesn't actually kill himself over this. Still, didn't he find in suspicious that she never wanted to videochat?

prepare to shut up and have your money taken:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251072555872?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

that is one awsome plush….

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 10:09AM EDT

Jolly Jew wrote:

prepare to shut up and have your money taken:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251072555872?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

that is one awsome plush….

Hory sheet.

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 10:10AM EDT

Mr Tutorial wrote:

@ Owens

>sees image

Its…

BOOTIFUL!!!

Edit, On a side note we desperately need a pony equivalent of this image/gif, or i simply haven't found it yet.

Done!

I saved myself the template, in case I need to put another face behind it.

RandomMan wrote:

Done!

I saved myself the template, in case I need to put another face behind it.

IT'S AWESOME!

Do the rest of the mane six and Derpy. PLEASE!

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 10:36AM EDT

Jolly Jew wrote:

prepare to shut up and have your money taken:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251072555872?ssPageName=STRK:MESELX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1555.l2649

that is one awsome plush….

Ric Te$l@ wrote:

IT'S AWESOME!

Do the rest of the mane six and Derpy. PLEASE!

These things take long enough. Have a Derpy.

Not gonna make another one.

RandomMan wrote:

These things take long enough. Have a Derpy.

Not gonna make another one.


I will stick with Derpy for now. This fucker is saved too.
Keeping it in my image folder even though it's a gif.

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 11:27AM EDT

Bitches, I already wrote the goddamn fic. There was no actual r34 or whatever in it. If you guys REALLY want to, I can write another fic. That one took me about 30 minutes, so another one shouldn't be too hard.

Either way, thanks for the compliments.

@The deal with supermariogalaxy:

I'm too busy preventing myself from punching something to write an eloquent reply.

I guess I can say fuck those trolls, that's a monstrous thing to do, and it's one of the reasons I'm losing hope in humanity. It's also one of the reasons I watch fucking MLP.

@Bruelock and 'Two Best Friends Play':

It was lampshaded a long time ago during Two Best Friends Play: Amnesia. Pat had a pony desktop, and Matt just sat there, silent.

I think it could be legit. Pat seems the kind of person to be a closet-brony, and it could fit even more when you consider he might not be his video persona in real life.

@Jolly Jew:

I'd buy it.

So, alright, if you guys want me to write another ship-fic, I can do it. If I do, I am adding ExplosiveXCelestia. Because goddamn, I can't be a wing man all day.

Hey guys, have you seen that Death Battle with Starscream vs. Rainbow Dash?
Well, Pro Jared did a poll at a Transformers Con to see who the fans would think would win.

(I think that brunnette chick is just butthurt.)

@The SMG13 fiasco
Sorry to perseverate on this point, but apparently the trolls are trying to start over in order to do it to someone else.

This quote from "HerestheEvidence" explains it best-( ieattehnoobs being Angie's "brother.")
"A friend and I have recently discovered this person's new account. By tracking down certain things, we can almost confirm it is them. We believe that they are trying to "start fresh" essentially, and get away from all the hate. Please don't allow them to do this. If you Google this person's steam, "I eat teh noobs", and click on their profile, you will be able to see that they changed their name to "firenforgettin". They are still friend's with SMG13, though. If you search that deviantart page, you can see that it was just made recently, and they mention that they are a brony on it. Don't allow them to get away with this."

Links:
http://firenforgettin.deviantart.com/
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198040935724

@Windigo
And the lesson is… Don't commit suicide, don't even think about it.

I think, the closer people you meet on the internet get to you, the more suspicious of them you should be (unless that person is your work colleague, you collaborate on some project, or something like that).

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 02:30PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

Bitches, I already wrote the goddamn fic. There was no actual r34 or whatever in it. If you guys REALLY want to, I can write another fic. That one took me about 30 minutes, so another one shouldn't be too hard.

Either way, thanks for the compliments.

@The deal with supermariogalaxy:

I'm too busy preventing myself from punching something to write an eloquent reply.

I guess I can say fuck those trolls, that's a monstrous thing to do, and it's one of the reasons I'm losing hope in humanity. It's also one of the reasons I watch fucking MLP.

@Bruelock and 'Two Best Friends Play':

It was lampshaded a long time ago during Two Best Friends Play: Amnesia. Pat had a pony desktop, and Matt just sat there, silent.

I think it could be legit. Pat seems the kind of person to be a closet-brony, and it could fit even more when you consider he might not be his video persona in real life.

@Jolly Jew:

I'd buy it.

So, alright, if you guys want me to write another ship-fic, I can do it. If I do, I am adding ExplosiveXCelestia. Because goddamn, I can't be a wing man all day.

Also include VerboseXTwilight…WindigoXTrixie… That seems to be it…

Edit: I still can't get around to reading that troll fic…

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 02:45PM EDT

"Pony's outta the bag. I now know what "plot" means."

What have you done, Internet?

I'll throw in about the situation with the faked girlfriend thing, but not right now. Errands.

All I can say about the faked girlfriend thing is wow. Is your life that lonely and pathetic that you spend your time impersonating girls and then pretending to die? Go do something productive motherfucker!
I hope that supermario can recover from this and mabye even decide to pursue relationships with people in real life. Online relationships are no substitute for real life ones. I mean, how intimate is a relationship when the girl you love is really some pathetic troll? Poor guy, I really feel bad for him and I hope he doesn't end his life over this. I must confess though, and it hurts to say it, but I couldn't help but laugh a little at the situation.

Verbose wrote:

"Pony's outta the bag. I now know what "plot" means."

What have you done, Internet?

I'll throw in about the situation with the faked girlfriend thing, but not right now. Errands.

It's Tara Strong. There's nothing we can do to her that is of any effect, she's already crazy.

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

You haven't read my fic?

Read it, you have an awesome role.

Read it.
I WAS THE MOST IMPORTANT ROLE! I WAS USED FOR AN INSIDE JOKE/MOTHER OF GOD/ VAUDEVILLIAN/BENNY HILL JOKE!
Need I remind you who the Brony Tracer is?
Anyway, that shit was gold! The only thing that griped me was that you did not include or even mention my smexyliscious creamy brown swagg… cough or the endless fun I had being chased by the changelings while the internet's anthem played.

@Windigo
That deviantart page is down. Perhaps they realize how much crap they're in right now, and are trying to evac.
This is not going to sit well with anyone. Even those who aren't bronies would agree that doing that someone…ANYBODY, is very, very, VERY wrong to do. It's kinda like with the homosexual college guys and teenagers being bullied to suicide a few months ago; even those who didn't agree with homosexuality were saying driving people to suicide is wrong.
So they're little "game" is not going to sit well, and they shouldn't be surprised when there's an army of infuriated people at their doorstep (not literally, metaphorically)

Moral of the story: Karma is gonna come back around and bite ya in the ass if you do something heinous.
--
This may not be the best time to say this, but:

"Let's see:
Carbine? Check.
Pistol? Check.
Lightsaber? Check.
Rocket? Check."
Alright, Windigo. Bring out that fic whenever you're ready. I'm prepared…hopefully.
--
Tara Strong,
She's voiced Harley Quinn for gosh's sakes, AND she's in Lolipop Chainsaw (portraying a character in a skimpy outfit). What the hell do you expect? She's gonna be crazy!


The final push to finish Lunar Dawn pt. 2…
sorry for the delay. I've had a lot of stuff come up lately preventing me from writing as much, so hopefully now, I can finally finish it. It's like, two more blocks of text (you know, those great big chunks seperated by three asterisks) and then I'll call it done. Hopefully, publishing doesn't take long (there's a lot of italicized words, so when I upload it, I'll have to go through each one and do the italics)

Last edited May 28, 2012 at 04:56PM EDT
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