@Dac and YOLO conversation
You keep talking about the philosophy that gets imposed on YOLO by rational people who sit down to think it through. This is entirely irrelevant. Hatred of YOLO isn't hatred of some life philosophy, it's the hatred of the LACK of a life philosophy.
The reason why YOLO is so fucking loathsome is because it's a stupid acronym and that's ALL it is. Meaning in language comes from use, a word is given meaning by the context it's in. Most people who say YOLO aren't expressing a well thought out belief that because life is short, risk is justified, they're just shouting the stupid acronym that their stupid friends like to shout when they're doing stupid shit. Of all the people who say that word, I would wager that less than half have even spent a minute thinking about what its implications are. YOLO is stupid because it pretends to be a profound justification for doing something when in reality, it's just a series of stupid mouth sounds.
Edit: You know, I do feel I have to put a disclaimer on this. I don't actually know the people who commonly use that term, I tend to try to avoid them. For all I know, there could exist a significant number of intelligent people who use the term as a symbol for a well thought-out belief system that they have dedicated significant time to thinking about. I really have nothing against these theoretical people, but when I hear "YOLO", I think dope who doesn't know what they're saying. That's why I dislike it.
@Windigo
Happily masturbated by Trixie. So what, did Trixie get challenged by some prostitute to see who could get me off quicker? How the fuck would that even work, clearly the one who went second would be at a significant disadvantage. Well, if Trixie's challenger was a non-unicorn and Trixie was allowed to use magic, hmm…
Wait, why the fuck am I even thinking about this? WHY DOES THIS THREAD ALWAYS GO BACK TO SEX WITH HORSES?