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(To Mex and Katia: Consider the job done.)
Roleplay, whatever.
Do it.

Race Status:
Katia: Khajiit (of course)
Seal: Redguard
Mex: Argonian
Cheese: Altmer
Alejandro: Dunmer
Phone: Dog
Pan: Bosmer
Ric: Orc
Gamzee/Slendy: Breton
(This RP shouldn't be taken seriously and please don't exaggerate too much.)

(Warning: Unserious serious business incoming about seriously funny unseriousness and blah and bleh and rawr.)

been there, dont that.

Hey, wait. What about me? D:

Ahem

I'm kinda..shy when it comes to role playing….But anyway, I'm supposed to be Katia's husband…

(Well boy…What do you want to be!?)
(You can be any race. Hell, you can be one of those creatures or enemies in skyrim. Your choice!)

I am ssssupposed to be the creeper next door.
And I don't do well with Katia.
Because she is a pussy and, well, I look like a giant green dick.

Let us commence the familyness!

I'm not in this.

So I shouldn't be posting.

im the Daedric Prince of Misdirection

I'll just stick with the creeper business.
Let's say, mmmm, I'll be from another world of Minecraft where mobs have developed human language and social standards. 'Kay.

Dammit…

Son! Bring me your toy bow! The dig bick is on our lawn again.

Again!?!?
sigh

I'll go back in my houssse, where it is safe and not going to be inva- HOLY JESUS WHY IS THERE A PUSSY IN MY HOUSE???
starts wacking Katia with head
(Shit, this doesn't feel right.)

Respawn?

Yes again, now bring it here!

Starts shooting arrows
Die green penis, DIE!

(Grabs iron spear)
YOU LEAVE MY WIFE ALONE YOU FUCKING BUSH MONSTER

I AIN'T GONNA RAPE HER!
TALOS!!!
YOU PEOPLE ALWAYS JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS, DON'T YOU?

Go on! Get away from here!

Sorry about that.

Sometimes spears are people.

Anyway the names Seal clubba, doctor hobo. I run the towns hospital and my wife Katia is a mage/courier.

A pleasure to meet you.

Pulls the green monster's hair
GET OUT YOU FREAK!

runs at mammoth
"SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE DINOSAU-
dies

Walks into room Hey guys what's going on? OH! It looks as if you are under attack! Let me help you with that! joins the group
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Note:
Like always I am a Human Mage.

Woah woah guy's Katia! C'mon we siad that we'd atleast try to Not judge people and be racist bastards.

…Fine.

We're not sorry, Mr. Penis.

How dare you tell me to shut up son? Go to your room at once!

> in Mexican robots room
Hey kid whats wrong?

Well first off, there's a giant penis in our house.

Hello all of you Mortals.

After Morrowind was destroyed by Red Mountain's explosion and the invasion of the Argonians, it has been tough trying to find new followers true to my name.

I hope you will all rejoice in my commandeering your beliefs and killing your petty "Divines."

I'm sure we'll all get along juuust fine.

Errr… You guys seem to be haveing nice family time… Im… just going to go outside for a bit….

walks outside
Hmmm… what now…?

Dragon Lands next to me

Oh Shit…

NATSURU, RUN!!! Katia, Help me fight this thing! Throw a fireball or something at it!

Remind me to have a talk with Sheo'Gorath later.

Any way i think i can help you. With the penis and the ancient god of war sitting on your front lawn.

Katia is too busy shitting and pissing her pants at the same goddamn time to respond. Please leave a message after never.

Now now mex, be nice to the giant penis monster. Tell him how thankful you are that he didn't explode in our living room.

(Bow chika bow wow)

But he always comes to my room…In the middle of the night…..
And it just stare at me….

Tell him to stop, if he doesn't then use this iron dagger on him. That should work.

Kid, kid, come here for a second.

Running laps around house crying
I'm not tasty! Stupid Dragon! Go eat a fatty or something! I have no meat!! ;A;

turns around Fireball!!

dragon is unaffected Shiiiit.

Don't listen to the faceless man mex, for all we know, he could be a monster the penis monster…

Now that's just insulting- on many levels. Im only here to help you, and from the looks of it, you really need it.

Goes to the man
Might as well listen to your suggestion, sir…

Are you insulting my parenting skills good sir?

After hours of cleaning up…

I should bake some cake.

Well it seems to me you have 3 problems.

1. a dragon
2. a god of war
and 3. a green dildo

Now what if i told you i know how to slaw all 3 birds with on stone?

scratch that, the dragon seems to have left your mother alone, but that still leaves 2 problems doesn't it?

now listen close, im going to tell you how to get rid of those too.

404 what do you have in mind for me and my family?

Also you can put that cake in the fridge katia.

Runs into house and slams door Pardon the Intrusion. takes off shoes, hangs up cloak, takes cover in cellular.

Only your best interests i assure you. It wouldn't serve me much good to go around screwing over all the people i meet, would it now?

Alright, what should we take care of first?

The god or the giant dildo in my front room?