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Mmmmm… Gulp I would suggest talking to the local Mage's Guild for guidance on the issue.
They normally know a thing or two about strange occurrences like flash backs.

I want to be a friendly meteor coming down to give you all an earth shattering hug. Luckily for you all, I'm moving at an incredibly slow rate. Your hug will be delivered in several centuries.

I guess im the only one who has to worry about that then

@Seal
Well, I hope its nothing serious.

Oh, pardon me for a second.

@HCIB
Hi Mr. Meteor!

Waves

@404
Alright, that seems like a good idea lets go-

(Another flashback when me and katia are on our first date)
Woah….

@Bob
don't worry bob! We'll just come to you first!

Meanwhile as seal has a flash back on his way to the Mage's guild

Well i better go find a room…
> walks upstairs

Wait a sec, can I be the Daedric Prince of science magic?

Alright, I need one of you to look after the house while i go get my head examined. You should come with me Katia, it could be a chance for you to learn new magic spells like ice bolt or lightning bolt.

This town aint big enough fer tha two of us…

@Seal

Don't worry i got this.

Okay. Lets go.

Alright then-

I'm here to watch the youngster.

the cake is mine

Seal clubba: The cake is all your 404. Oh and if your wondering how I'm communicating with you then I'm sending messages to your mind with my thoughts, it's a trick we redguards can learn.

neat

Also Ive set up the perimeter with special blue eyeballs that are made out of my own magicka. Ill use them to monitor the perimeter while were gone and i can alert you if a threat is coming by- whats this? It seems I'm already picking up on something…..oh it's just a bunny…404 LOCK ALL THE DOORS AND EXITS, SEAL THE WINDOWS SHUT.

OH GAWD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!

NOT THE BUNNIES!!! NOT THE BUNNIES!!!

AUGUUAHGUAH!!!!

oh wait its just RandomMan.

Hi RandomMan!

((Random images))

((Last one was drawn by Suiseki))

New Status Report:
(Resident Evil: Save Game theme plays in the background)
Katia: Khajiit, Wife of seal
Seal: Redguard, Husband of Katia
Mex: Argonian, Katia and Seal child
Cheese: Altmer, Aunt
Alejandro: Dunmer, Creepy Uncle
Phone: Dog, Mex Pet
Pan: Bosmer, Max Godfather
Ric: Orc, with a eyepatch
Gamzee/Slendy: Breton, Smooth Criminal
Natsuru: Imperial, Mage and Roommate
404: Deadric, Neighbor
Mc(Lone. k): Creeper(WTF)
Bob: Meteor

Get back to the shipping thread. Its like a cemetary in there.

Geez, thanks for making me feel bad.

(After 3 hours of realizing ive just stood in town square for no reason i look around)

Katia….Are you there? That weird thing happened again when i space the fuck out for a moment…

I'm here, I was just napping on the sidewalk…

We better get you to the mage's guild.

Alright, hey…it was right across the street from our own house! WHY THE HELL DID IT TAKE 3 HOURS TO GET HERE THEN?

Ahh whatever, it doesn't matter now the point is we've made it.

(Goes off to the fields)
Hm…..Nothing to do.
sigh

Seal clubba: You could always farm the crops mex, we could use more corn.

Well, lets go in, I guess.

Leads him into the mage's guild

(Begins cropping with a rake)
Hope i'm doing it right.

Uhh…hi mages i umm…were here because I'm suffering these terrible headahces and i constantly pause and have flashbacks which are starting to-

(Haves flashback when him and katia are getting married.)

Woah….

Its okay, Seal, I've been here before.

What they're going to do is let you sit in a steam room with enchanted water. That should help.

But you're gonna have to spit out your smokes…

(Corns come out fucked up)
Uh…
(Starts picking up all the corn and begins putting them in a bag)
Gotta hide fast!

Alright, (Takes out cigarettes) Lets get this over with, my addiction is making me wanna kill for my cigs.

(Puts the bag in a hole he dug and buries it)
No one will ever know this happened
(Quickly tries to leave the fields and go to the town square)

The guild people lead him into the sauna, the steam good and risen.

Try to have fun, sweetie.

(Sits down on a bench and tries to calm down)
Okay, got to relax….If I act normally, they won't notice a thing

Ahh…so calm and soothing…..

(Has another flash back of katia and him on their first honeymoon)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S NOT FUCKING WORKING!

Maybe it'll work when i stay in longer….

Seal? Are you okay in there?

Twins the Menacing Mudcrab appears!

Huh, BWAAAAAAAAAAW Argh!

Oh um….I'm not entirely sure about that….but i haven't had any weird flash backs ever since i gotten in here-

(Haves flashback when mexican robot was being born)

Ugh….goddamit….

Okay….maybe there might be something related to these flashbacks I'm having, all i know is that we….katia…..

Look behind you…

I have the weirdest feeling right now…

…Okay?

Katia looks behind her

Gharug gro-Upp: You two, give m all of your money Now.

No.

Yeah Gharug, your not mugging my wife again.

(Draws elven sword)

Ive spent my entire life as a battle-mage, ive fought worse than you.

(Cast's Fireball)

HA!

Alright, i think he's dead. I guess those four leaf clovers aren't very flame-resistant are they?

You didn't have to kill him! I was just going to give him your carton of cigs and tell him to go to the Fallout general!

He was nothing but a highway-man and a professional one at that, in fact if we did that then he would have just gone back to murding people for their cool stuf-

OH GOD HE'S ALIVE.

(Grabs elven sword)

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE OR I WILL SMASH YOUR FUCKING SKULL IN.

(Question of curiousty. You guys want to this on chat. I mean there is a chatroom here in KYM)

(No, i think that we should just leave it here, i don't wanna make the IRC look even worse than it already does, OH SNAP)