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Katia is far too busy eating the cake to put it in the fridge.

how about both?

Mex i have a job for you.

Ill get the creeper put my house.

(throws creeper outside window and locks door)

Alright now we just have to deal with the god and then i can finally get some bed rest.

Ok then.

Mex you dont like the creeper do you? Well why dont we have some fun with that while we get rid of angry god over there. I want you to go over there and make the creeper mad. Taunt him, pester him, kick him if you have to. Just make sure he comes after you, and when he does run towards the warmonger.

I'l take care of the rest from there.

Thanks 404…Hey..is it me eerrr is everythin…blurry..

(Falls over on the ground)

I am the master of my domain….

(passes out on the floor due to lack of sleep for some reason, also you should check up on katia soon)

Who said anything about sleep?

Arrrrrrrgh mmmfffmmbllllple…..

(I can hardly mumble, much less grumble, try not to drink any Ale while I'm out cold okay?)

Suddenly, clothes.

Okay…

> watches Mexican Robot walk up to creeper
> gives Mex a reassuring thumbs up
> watches creeper chase Mexican Robot over to Vivec
> watches creeper explode

Now then, who wants cake?

>Comes back with dirt and black smudges all over his face
Basssssssssssssssssssssstard

Omnononon… Back already? …mmmffhh… thiff cake iff good.

Takes a piece of cake and leaves to his room
Thiss family suckssss.

Knocks on his door

Mex? Sweetie? Are you okay?

No more gods, no more creepers, and only a mild concussion. I'd say this was a very productive day. Any way I'd stay to celebrate with more cake, but I've had my eye on that little green bastards house for a while now, and it looks like it just came on the market.

Bye every one! Tell the kid i owe him.

(Congratulations! You now live next door to the Daedric Prince of Misdirection, have fun with that!)

I am not a penis.
I may look like one, but I am a creeper.
And apology accepted.

So you're saying you live next to a run-down home?
Yeah, congratulations with that.
(Fuck, I went to sleep out of random. [PASSED OUT.])

(Wakes up)
BAH!

What happened when i was out?

Did the creeper go? Did Katia drink and then have a one night stand with some random dude? Please tell me my son is okay! I NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE.

That's a lie.
I think that was just an Enderman.
You know how they are like.
You stare at them, they stare back with a menacing expression.
Unlike me.

I'm right here Seal, its okay.

Oh…good…for a second there i was going to have a heart attack….and it wasn't going to be the fried chicken this tim- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH RACIST JOKE ON MY PEOPLE I AM A TERRIBLE PERSON.

You'll be fine, you big baby.

Here, have some watermelon.

Mmmm…watermelon….Anyway now that that wierd bush monster is gone, the dragon is dead and that weird god thing is dead…(Looks around house) Hmm…Mex is in his room…(Bow chika wow wow) Oh yeah….you know where this is going…

I AM NOT A DILDO.
AND I AM MOST CERTAINLY NOT A TESTICLE.

Oh my god, listen WOULD YOU GET OUT OF HERE?!?! (Grabs iron spear)

DON'T MAKE ME USE THIS

NO.
(transforms into cyan horse)
gallops away

@Lone K

Wat.

Exits Cellar

Well, you guys seem to be haveing fun. Mind if I stay for dinner?

(Wakes up)
…
Nothing?
Well everything is going better then expected!

Not at all natsuru. Were having baked turkey mashed potatoes and pineapple slices.

(Goes down stairs)
Morning mother and fa--
…
What's going on?

Fuck Yeah!

(Sits down)
So…What's for dinner?

looks into house window
Darn, only if I had a family.
sadly walks away

We're having cake, today is cake day.

I made chocolate cake, butter cake, pound cake, marble cake, strawberry cake, velvet cake, and cake cake.

Wait a minute…i don't think ive ever had cake-cake before. Mind if i get a slice of that?

Cuts him out a slice of cake cake

Enjoy!

Thanks!

(Eats cake)

Oh my god..this cake…

Words cannot describe the wonderful feelings in my mouth right now.

All thanks to special ingredient.

What would that be?

It wouldn't be special if I told someone.

Anyways, lets throw the leftover cake the green penis' house!

OKAY.

wat

Hey man, thats my house now! I bought it before he could re-spawn

As long as we're on the topic though, I'm having some renovations done and i kinda need a place to stay for a few days… sooooo…

Hey, is that cake cake?

Yeah…

How can you eat with no face?

Yes it is, would you like some-

(Sudden flashback of me when i first met katia)

Woah…
@Citation
Wat.

Hello, Seal?
> poke
> poke

Whatever more cake cake for me

Something wrong, Seal?

Nothing's wrong it's just that…uhh…i keep remembering things for no reason. It's like I'm having a flashback…