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Meanwhile, mexican robot has to deal with all this ruined corn.

Fuck we need an artist on board because i can't draw for shit when I'm using a mouse. I'm decent with a pencil but i am just that bad when im using this mouse.

Also, Seal clubba and his dead sexy wife katia need to deal with this professional Highwayman. WHO THEY SET ON FIRE.

(I'm a ''artist''. I can make drawings but i'm also gonna need help. I mean, I can't do this myself)
(Still seating on the bench)
Okay…I think I finally calmed down

Meanwhile…

I can't believe I'm drawing this..

That house was foreclosed, so I built a new one, ssssucker.
So jokes on you.

(Looks around to see the green penis again)
Might as well say hi while I wait for my imminent punishment
HEY!

Ahh quick katia, I'm all out of mana! Cast a fireball!

I can't, I forgot to charge up this morning!

Katia growls and tackles the already wounded enemy, digging her claws deep into his skin.

Woooooooooo! another win for the resistance happy family!

Now lets go home!

I feel as if I should be here posting… but I don't know where to begin..

Meanwhile, cheese stick is just minding his own buissness when all of a sudden….Raiders.

Hm…What should I do?

@Seal

Yes, lets.

@Mexican

A voice pops up in his head

"Hey, kid, go burn something."

(don't stick your hand in the cookie jar, you know how that will spoil your appetite)

Mex heard the voice loud and clear….
The urges to burn something was over coming him. He wants to feel the satisfaction of lighting something in flames. The wonderful heat that emanates from something burning satisfies his lust for murder. He gets a small piece of clear glass and aims to the floor…

''Take that ants!''

"Haha! Yeah, sweet dude! Hey, go try to burn that big bug."

(Burns the bigger)
Uh…It's not burning.
Maybe if I…
(Puts the lens to it but then the bug get it)
Huh!?
(The bug is growing)

(Mex, if i were you, id run my ass out there)

(The bug continues to grow while mex is scared shitless)

Some music for added effect~

(Cast a fireball mex!)

(…)

(Thiscan'tbehappeningThiscan'tbehappeningThiscan'tbehappening)

HOLY SHIT!

(Mex woke up in his room in cold sweat and tears)

(Seal clubba and katia rush in)

Mex, are you alright? We heard screaming when we were….uhh…working out….Anyway are you alright?

(Wipes off his tears his eyes)
Uh…yeah.
I'm fine….

Hey guys I'm back. No mammoth can stop the mighty Wsx-Snatched up by dragon

Alright Mex, I'm going to have a little chat with you later but right now i need to rescue one of the towns residents.

He got snatched by a dragon so me a katia are going out to rescue him. We'll be back in about 5 hours. Man the fort while were gone.

(Gets off the bed and puts on a pair of pants)
Thanks for caring anyways dad.
I think i'll just go outside a bit…Get some air.
I'll try and watch the fort while too.

Alright, afterwards i want you to get back to bed, it's like 2:00 at night.

(Grabs silver plated armor and elven sword)

Alright katia, lets go out and save Wxsdax!

(leaves house)

(Sits down and tries to relax)
Well…It could have gone worse. I mean I could have peed my pants. Hehe…
sigh

@Seal

I'll catch up in a bit, hun.

@Mexican

Katia sits down next to him

Something on your mind?

@Katia
Nothing. Just had a bad nightmare…
Uh…mom?

Yes?

I know this is a bit off the topic here, but…
Where do I come from?

Me, your father, and a pineapple.

Oh okay…
Wait. A pineapple?

…Not buying it, huh?

Katia chuckles a bit, a little worry on her face.

I told your father you wouldn't buy the pineapple bit, but what are you gonna do, eh? Haha…

I'll tell you the truth, sweetie, but you may be a little upset…

(Serious face activated)
Lay it on me.

wakes up on couch Wha… Shit! This late already!? Gets into Cloak and Shoes, grabs staff, slice of Cake-Cake, and runs out the door like a cliched anime moment

Okay…
Katia pulls a picture out of her pocket, and shows it to him

Here is a picture of your other mom…

(A moment of awkward silence)
…

Her name is Quill Weave, she was a writer. We met about a day after I came here from Hammerfell. I did various work for her and in exchange she would give me a place to sleep and food to eat.

But soon, things got…intimate…

I loved her and she loved me, so we…"did it."

Now I know what you're thinking, "How the Hell can two women have a baby?" Well, I'll tell you when you can tell me what a dildo is.

(That moment in your life when you realize your mom was ones a full-on lesbian that made a child with a other woman…and that child was YOU)

…I'm sorry, sweetie, I should have told you sooner.

No no, it's okay!
I'll just…go to be now…
(Runs off)

Okay…
G-goodnight…

…..

Cries

(I finally woke up.)
Good new, I didn't have the nightmare again. Bad news I realized a terrible secret by my mother. Yay
I'm still kinda drowsy…

Short-Post RPs…

Is that a bad thing?

(door slams open)

woah….That took a bit longer than expected but at least were back.

(Drops dragon bones on the ground)

Who knew that natsusru was the dragon born? Anyway were sorry we took so long. Did anything happen when we were gone?

(Starts unequipping blood stained armor)