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"Thanks lone K. Before we go we need to make sure that the other prisoners are still alive, i think there are 4 nords 2 elves 1 khajit and..maybe Mex. Although when i was out i heard some of the guards talking, saying something about a transfer with a few of the prisoners to the other Arena somewhere located in the east."

Let's go then!
I'll blow up the gates. It's better than picking locks and breaking things.
No wait, I'll be doing both if I blow them up.
Screw it, I'll blow the damn gates open if I have to.
mouth opens wide
THERE IS A GIANT GROUP OF BANDITS BEHIND JOO!!!
terrified

"We don't have time for this"

Grabs lone k and jumps over the bandits.

"First things first, we need to find my equipment. It should be in this room. Okay lone k this is where you do your thing."

YEAH, I WAS BORN FOR THIS!
runs towards door and explodes
TIME TO ICE UP, NIGGAS!!!
explodes at each bandit, sending gibs and pieces everywhere

YEAH.

"Alright i have my armor and gauntlets back. Let's go back to the prison cells."

(Seal and lone K fought a few more silver hawks as they made their way to the prison chambers.)

"Alright. They should be in this hallway. What the hell! All the prisoners are gone! The rest of the Silver hawks must have escorted them outside and they're probably escaping as we speak! We don't have much time!"

(Seal grabs Lone K and he charges out side only to see the rest of the Silver hawks that were at the arena riding on horseback with the horses pulling carts with the rest of the prisoners.)

"We can't let them get away Lone k! Try to intercept them."

Don't worry, I got this.
COME FORTH, THE POWER OF LIGHTNING!!!
(Lightning strikes Lone)
I AM CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGED!!!!!
(With the force of thunder and speed of lightning, Lone darts his way to the caravan and pulls up to the side)
Hey, Seal! Mex and Katia are in this cart!
I'll try to take the wheel off this cart so that it crashes and then you can vanquish the leftover bandi-
(Trips over a rock and over a small, but steep, cliff)
OW, SHIT, FUCK, ARGH, CRAP…
(Voice trails off down the cliff)

"Ah this is hopeless!"

(Seal slide down the mountainside and started chasing after the carts, running as fast as he could. He started to slow down only to realize that he's not going to catch them. On foot that is. He then threw a few fireballs at the drivers in hopes of getting them but he missed. After that he collapsed on his knees at started pounding the ground.)

"Dammit! Oh god dammit! We almost had them! I could have saved them!"

(Seal then meet himself with a seething rage that he's never felt before.)

"Those bandits are dead meat."

(Other Role players, where are you? It has come to my notice that only me and lone k are the only people left at this point so if any of you guy's would be kind enough to come back in the thread and at least help me and Lone K with the kidnapping Ark then that would be wonderful.)

(Lone wakes up on the bottom floor of a small cavern)
Ugh, shit my head hurts.
sees a Skeever coming towards him
EUGH, GO AWAY! HISS, HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
Skeever runs away
Great, I'm in a small cavern. Oh well, atleast I can see light over there.
(Starts walking to the opening from the cavern)

(Alright, Seal, I'm here. The RP is different than I expected, and my writing style is undoubtedly… different. Prepare yourselves to be amazed, awed, and otherwise stupefied!)

An Orc garbed in the heavy armor favored by the fallen ranks of the Draugr stood upon a ridge, gazing in interest at the events transpiring before him. Bloodlust welling up in his veins, the burly being hefted a menacing great axe forged of Ebony metal in his right hand, the colossal weapon posing little trouble for his expert grip. Stretching the fingers of his left hand in preparation, he leaped from the ridge, laughing heartily as his metal boots slammed into the ground before the fleeing carts.

"Fret not, good men! I have arrived to settle this dispute!" He roared clearly, planting himself firmly in the path of the carts. "Have at thee!" He declared aggressively, swinging his axe heavily in an arc to slam into the horse pulling the first cart. With a resounding crash, the horse collapse to the ground, the cart grinding to a halt. Without missing a beat, he released a heavy punch to the chest of the next horse, ribs breaking to the firm strike of metal and bone. Shaking the searing pain in his fist away, the Orc maintained his stance, ready for the inevitable attack of the bandits.

(Fuck, my writing style doesn't fit. Not sure if I care or not, though…)

(I'll be writing back soon Seal. Just trying to make my character look more of a actual Argonian. One I got that based out i'll continue my bullshit of a story. YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH)
(P.s. I would like to here some feedback on what you guys think of my story so far…)

"Woah that was amazing! Glad you turned up when you did. We would have never caught them and caught up with the prisoners. We'll make sure that they've been…what the fuck? Where the hell are the other half of the prisoners? The only prisoners that are here are the nord family!

(As silver hawk member then slowly gets up staggering toward me, injured from the crash.)

"We…We waited….we told some of the men to dress up as the prisoners and….go as soon ad possible….After that we…ahh…we had half of the men and prisoners go out back and the other half go south….you'll never catch them…by the time you get half way to the arena in the west…they'll already be there…."

(The man smiled at Seal with a sick twisted yellow smile before seal smashed his fucking skull in. Seal was seething with rage. Not only did he fuck up 3 times but he let the men who took his son go.Again. He threw a fireball at a mountain which caused a bit of the mountain to explode.)

"BLOODY FUCKING HELL! I SWEAR TO GOD THAT THE NEXT FUCKING SECOND I RUN INTO A FUCKING SILVER HAWK HIS HEAD IS GOING RIGHT ON MY FUCKING TROPHY WALL."

(Seal then freed the Nord family and told them to head east to windhelm as he looked west. He grabbed his creeper and Orc companions and said the following.)

"Alright you two we have to time to loose. These fucking raiders have made a fool of me for the last goddamn time. Were killing all the Silver Hawks we see then were going to save the rest of the people they took captive."

Edit: @Mexican Android
I like your story and drawings man. I'm just getting a bit tired of writting in that the bandits narrowly escape with you in their clutches. So how about this- While me Lone K and Explosive lazers are out searching for the arena in the west you can write your story.

We should try to bring in some of the other like Katia and Natsuru. We haven't heard of them since the invasion.

"Comrade, I think it would be wise if you calmed yourself! Even I, as an Orc, know that going at a battle angry is a foolish tactic! It would be best to think of the situation and plan ahead, so that when you make your move, you make it count!" The Orc declared calmly, snapping his axe into a sheath on his back. He straightened up slightly, scratching his chin in thought.

"I could not bear to leave one who was wronged hanging… I will lend my aid, then! But the three of us may not be enough for this situation, I believe! Verily, you must have allies to call upon in a time of need, so that we may strike with greater force than we can muster alone!" He devised, an eager smile creeping across his face.

"Well the rest of my family is supposed to be on a pilgrimage to windhelm. The town that i used to live in is gone to hell and some of the only people i knew that are still alive are traveling to windhelm as we speak. But I've killed a lot of them on my own and so has Lone K. With the 3 of us were not a force to be messed with.

"We could try to go to the local pub and buy out a few mercenaries."

"Mercenaries are not always reliable." The Orc pointed out, thinking deeply. "I don't think the prisoners are going anywhere. If you are willing to be completely secure in our ability to free them, it would be wise to find aid, mercenaries or not. If you do not wish to risk it, we can attack them with our current numbers, though it is possible they could slip through our grasp yet again." He pointed out, cracking his knuckles idly.

"It is not my call, to be fair. I will join you, and offer my own advice, but this is not my conflict."

"oh hai guise!" 404 materialized from seemingly nowhere "whatcha doin?"

"Oh hello 404. Were Hunting down the Silver hawk gang members that attacked whiterun and that made off with some of the townspeople. They plan on making them fight in the arena until they die so me Lone K and Explosive are trying to gather up a big enough fighting force to take the entire place on. Anyway i thought you were traveling with Katia and Natsuru to windhelm. So could you be so kind as to give me an update on that and to come join this little militia were mmaking that'd be wonderful."

@Explosive lazers
"Well i managed to kill a bunch of them on my own and so did Lone K. If we have 404 with us then we'd be almost unstoppable. Our team would be complete if we had Katia and Natsuru with us."

(Lone K. contacts Seal telepathically)
SEAL, SEAL, where are you?
I just finally got out of the cavern and I'm following the tracks from the caravan's wheels.
Heck, do you have a plan, because I just saw another caravan passing by, and I saw a few Argonians, Nords, maybe atleast one Dark Elf and Khajits (excuse me for my bad spelling of the names).
If I can calculate distance, I'd say it's about one mile from me, and I'm all tuckered out.
Anything that plans to kill the bandits and save all of the people?

"Well that's the problem. Were not sure if we should attack the second we get there wait until nightfall or any of that. But we should try to get there as fast as we can. We can loot some of the bandits inside and we can take their gear and dress up like them. So we can infiltrate them and when no one's looking we rescue the prisoners and head out through the back exit. Sound like a plan?"

Okay, how far are you from the south Arena, right now?
I'm about 3-5 miles away and the caravan is about 2 miles.
Round up everyone and meet up at the gate when you get there.
I'll be waiting once I arrive at the entrance to the Arena. There we can pick up on your plan and get all the prisoners out before they notice, or atleast when all of the prisoners are secured. Got that?
Okay, good. I'm going now.
(Lone K. starts dashing as fast as he can [without charge] to the southern Arena in hopes of the others get there near his time of arrival.)

"Alright gentlemen, lets go save the remaining captives."

(Mex, now would be a perfect opportunity for you to write that story of you having to kill and be strong.)

meanwhile in oblivion…
"damn… no wonder i left this place…"

Alright before we go let's check whose her- Where is 404…

Wsxdas is back, unstoppable as alwa-stampeded by Grampy the Mammoth

"Ouch…That must hurt a lot…it is kinda funny though,,,,he he….

Meanwhile back in tamriel…
"Well that sucked. What where we doing again? some rescue thing?"

"Yeah we plan on rescuing the remaining captives at the arena in the east. After that were going to head on down to Whindhelm. Natsuru and Katia should be there right now. We attack at nightfall."

Okay, got it.
Come on guys, let's get a move on.
(Lone and a group of Imperials start to march to the eastern Arena)

(Ladies and Gentlemen. I have taken notice that a lot of you guy's are loosing intrest in the thread so i am think that before we all stop posting and let the thread wither away in the ashes of the nether regions i think that we should at least finish the story involving the huge rescue with Mex and the pilgrimage involving Katia and Natsuru.)

"Alright it should be right up the road if my calculations were correct. Let's just hope they are."

(Lone and the bad of Imperials march up the hillside. One of the Imperials plays the trumpet in [victory?])
I see Seal!
HEY SEAL, WE'RE UP HERE.

"Oh hi guy's. Before we attack we should scout out the area just to make sure what were dealing with."

BUMP
Okay, I'll send two of my soldiers to scout the west and east.
(Why is this so lonely.)

And suddenly I stop being a Vegetable. "What Happend?"
Seal: "You where a drooling vegetable."
Me: "Damn Eggplant Wizards!"
Seal: "Could you stop crossing universes! This is a Skyrim Rp!"
Me: "Okay, as long as we agree to stop breaking the 4th wall, I am fine."
Seal: "God Damnit, Shut Up and catch up on the damn story!"
Me: "On it!"

begins catch up

Me: "Can I still keep my usual spells though? Pleaaaaase!"
Everyone: "Fine Geez!"

Oh Natsuru glad your her…wait a minute…if your here….and you and Katia were supposed to be traveling to whindhelm then…WHERE'S KATIA?!?!?!?

(Seal then runs around panicking flailing his arms about spouting random jiberish while crying at the same time)

"Okay…i think i got that out of my system…i think Katia might be in the arena with Mex…Well….We have no time to waste..Let's go save my son and possibly my waifu!"

(Puts on an entire set of steel plated armor and grabs an elven sword and the gauntlets of +1 ass rape)

"LETS TEAR THEM A NEW ONE!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

Okay! Lets go! (And so they went)

Get in the trash can, I don't have time to explain.

LEEEEEEROY
JENKINGS!!!!!!
(The group starts sprinting into the arena.)
Meanwhile on the wall…
Bandit: Oh, looks like there's another group again.
sigh
Other Bandit: Wall of arrows needed again?
Bandit: Yup.
On the ground…
(A giant volley of arrows is shot at the group.)
TUUUUURRRRRNNNNN BAAAAAAACK!!!!!

(Seal and the others then rush in through the front killing as many bandits as they can. Natsuru Roasts them with her magic, Seal keeps wailing on them with his gigantic redguard arms of death but he also throws ice spikes and exploding fire balls at groups of people. 404 pulls out a bow and some arrorws and he starts to snipe them, while lone k keeps exploding around them making it a huge ass cluster fuck. But seal turns around to acknowledge the man in the dumpster.)

"Who are you strange dumpster man? Are you here to help me save my son and possibly my wife?"

(Seal turned his head and looked at the man inconfusing.)

(An arrow hits Lone K.)
SHIT
…
FUCK, NOT AGAIN!!!
THOSE FUCKING BASTARDS MADE OF SHIT ARE GOING TO GET THEIR ASSES FUCKED UP WHEN I AM DONE WITH THOSE NIGGERS.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
(Lone charges up a nuclear explosion)

"Do I have the worst luck or what? Good thing pterodactyls have nine liv-Falls off massive cliff face

BUMPING DIS SHAT
(Nuclear explosion tears through gate into arena, leaving nothing but… well, actually, nothing survived the 50 yard radius, besides Lone's allies that stood at 50.1 yards away.)
COME ON, GUYS! LET'S TEAR ALL THESE BANDITS A NEW ONE, oh wait, THEY NEVER HAD ONE.
YAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bandit group continues to pour out. We are clearly outnumbered. "Guys! Into my bubble!" Natsuru shouts as a magic ring appears on the ground. After everyone is in it Natsuru jumps out. "What about you?" Sombody asks. "Shut up and stay in there!" Fire surges around Natsuru's body. "FIRE STORM!!"

Destructive fire tears apart the battlefield, annihilating the bandits.

Shortly after, I collapse. "Find your son… Get him out. I will wait for you all."

TIME FOR ME TO GET TO WORK MOTHEFUCKERS, MEX ISN'T GONNA SAVE HIMSELF.

As Seal ran off from the group and charged into the hallways past the silver hawks, slaughtering as many as he could with that sword he got from natsuru and setting them on fire he saw a gate.
A gate to the main arena. He rushed in as fast as he could and he saw something so utterly horrifying.

He saw Katia and Mexican fighting in the ring against some over sized Nord on some type of drug that makes him bigger. Katia was on the other side of the ring holding Mex as tightly as he could she was crying. She yelled "Stay away from me and my son!" As loud as she could. The Nord ignored her cry and it grabbed the club it used. It was about to smash Katia and Mex but then a exploding fireball struck it in the back of it's head.

"Stay the hell away from my wife you hideous abomination!" Yelled the armored Redguard.

Katia smiled in relief. "Look Mex, it's your father and he's come to rescue us.."

Seal then threw as many ice spikes in it's legs to slow it down before it could reach him. But being part nord it didn't have much affect.

It charged at seal and seal rolled out of the way and got up after that. Seal then summoned a fire atronach as he ran toward katia and Mex.

"Oh katia please tell me you and Mex your alright!"

Katia looked at her husband. He head had a little gash in it and her right eye was bloody. "Were alright, i just used my eye of fear to much and now my eye's a little bloody. The big guy over this did manage to hit me in my head and i am a little…off but i can still fight. Mex on the other hand…he's hurt. I don't know any healing magic yet so i need you to.

Seal looked at his son with sadness. Mex had a broken arm and a broken leg from trying to fight that nord. He was bleeding but it didn't look like anything to serious.

"Don't worry ill heal him right up then i can heal you. But right now you need to get out of here."

The Nord then charged at all three of them and Seal immediately picked up Katia and Mex and charged as fast as he could.

He slid under the nord dodging it's attack and he headed straight for the exit but right then a few silver hawks came through the exit and and charged at them. Seal ran off to the side and jumped into the place were the audience was at and he ran out the exit on the east. After that he finally got out of the arena by simply avoiding them.

As looked as his injured son and wife and started using his healing technique Healing hands.

But as he was healing his wife and son a silver hawk gang member was hiding off in the distance. He drew a crossbow from his back and looked at the redguard healing his wife and son. He drew and arrow and took aim. Just as he was about to fire a knife met his back.

A man wearing all black looked at him. He was wearing a mask that said "404" and he said. "Can't let you do that.."

Time for me to finish this story.

404 then removed his dagger from the spine of the man that was going to kill Seal. 404 cleaned his dagger and continued to walk out of the castle to the front gate like a badass.

The others had finally got out of the burning wreckage that was once the arena. And Orc warrior covered in blood. A green monster with a frowny face. A man wearing a mask that simply said "404" and a woman wearing red clothes as bright as a crimson star.

Seal felt relieved to see that everyone had made it out alive. Safe and sound with only a few scrapes and burns.

"Well i guess that does it comrades." Said the Orc in the blood stained armor.

"What do we do now?" Said the woman in the red clothing.

"Well whiterun has been burned to the ground so we can't just simply head back home. I think that we should go travel to either windhelm or Solitude. But as we were tryiing to rescue you guy's a full out war broke out between the Empire and a group of rebels that call themselves the "Stormcloaks. Word has it that the aldmeri dominion thought that Talos isn't real even though there is plenty of evidence that he exists but that's not the point. The point is those elven douchebags ruled out the worship of Talos and anyone who dare worship on there turf is to be executed."

"Now don't get me wrong here. The empire is nice. They try to keep the law around here and they treat everyone fairly while the stormcloaks are all a bunch of racist assholes that only care about themselves and nords. And seeing how are group is made out of 1 argoinan 1 redguard 1 Khajit 1 Ork 1 nord man and 1..bush monster i think that they'd be against us for being so…different."

"Well what do you think we should do? We all worship Talos and we can't do it publicly." Said 404.

"Well it turns out it's just the Aldmeri Dominon that ruled out his worship. Not anyone else. So i think we should go after both the Stormcloaks and the Aldmeri Domion."

"Then it's setted. We go after both the Stormcloaks and the aldmeri Dominon." Said Katia.

"Well then i think it's time we stop wasting time talking to each other and i think it's time we go to the Legion then."

So are brave group of hero's traveled onward to meet up with empire so they could help fight in the war against the stormcloaks and the Aldmeri Dominon.

To be continued…

(Sorry I wasn't here for a long time, Seal. I was working on other threads and trying to research things (memes, researchable stuff, etc. etc.)

The next adventure?

Chapter 2: The Elder Wars

AND THEN THE METEOR HIT BECAUSE HIS SENSE OF TIMING WAS TERRIBLE.

And then they had a dance off.

CHAPTUR TOO:
TEH ALDUR WARES

(Idk, 3 page bump?)

…So when more than 2 animals are in the same place at the same time, its called a Zoo, unless its a Farm.

And that is how you were born, Mex.

Rocks fall, everyone dies.