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inb4 queen reference
Hide the body.

Eat him. Gain his powers.

His wife is here, she saw everything! Wat do?

Do backflip, duh.

CALLED IT
also, Kill the wife.

You ninja.

I did it! Didn't do shit! She's starting to scream! Kill her?

YES!

Ok, she's dead… She's kinda hot and still fresh…. Should I….. You know?

yes.

Are you in Reno, and did you do it just to watch him bleed?

BBQ the corpse and feed upon it!

Sacrifice corpse. Gain demonic powers.

I did that ones. Got some badass armor!

(Pics or it didn't happen.)

Hide the corpse and runaway FOREVER! (well maybe not forever)

1. CHOP HER HEAD OFF!
2. Eat her
It's the perfect crime.

I don't see what step 1 has to do with 2, so I made an abridged version:
1. Eat her
It's the shorter perfect crime.

@falcon

The deed is done

@springfield and solaire
I ate her cream filled body ( cream being my jizz!)

@ryuki and frosty
I hid the bones but not before getting kick ass demon armor. I'll just drive home now…. Holy shit! I killed police officer! Wat do!?!??

Kill moar.

Go back in time and stop yourself from killing all those people.

Okay okay. How much blood was spilled, Dac?

Hide the evidence of the two victims. I suggest you throw them into a pit of fire or feed them to hungry wolves.

Next time at least share.

Steal the Essence of Life from Nic Cage then put it in a Cheeto. Then ask Kym-Tan to Enchant the Cheeto with the Staff of Confirm. Then make the corpse eat the Cheeto. It will cast a spell that rewinds time so it never happened.
Did it twice.

Dac was tired of his buddy drinking all the milk in their apartment and leaving the empty carton in the fridge. Suffice to say, it ticked him off quite a bit. One day, after finding yet another empty carton in the fridge, and hearing the satisfied belch of his buddy in the other room, followed several minutes later by a lazy snoring sound, he decided to get rid of the problem once and for all. He grabbed a rather large chef's knife, first making sure it was sharp enough to cut human flesh, crept up behind his buddy a-snooze on an armchair, and very cleanly slit his throat.

So it goes.

After cleaning up the rather small amount of blood dripped on the floorboards (it was a very clean cut) and cutting him into little tiny bits, Dac put his buddy in the old icebox, right next to the empty milk carton. He didn't have to go back to the supermarket for the rest of the week, for his buddy's severed limbs, complimented with salt and a bit of rosemary, were absolutely delightful, if not a bit chewy.

It's everywhere man, everywhere!
Game over man! Game over.

@randomman
I'm scared shitless and your making jokes. You asshole!

I think I can drag the body down to the river. But some old fuck is fishing. Should I kill him?

Eat the body. Or do what doug said.

AHHHHHH SHIT.
Let's get the hell out of here!

I said it first, so suck it.

I can't! C.s.i. Las Vegas will trace me through the semen database. It's all over the cop. So kill the old man?

Well, Siri and Queen have been suggested, so my work here is already done.

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Join some mercenaries use hideout till the heat go's over. On the way tear town posters and live your new life as a mercenary.

You're going to have to suck the semen out of her.

And the old man.

Do some Kitten Huffing to relieve the stress.
REQUIREMENTS
1. A fresh large kitten
2. Hands
STEPS
1. Cup hands around kitten's head leaving a small hole for you to put your mouth around.
2. Inhale strongly until you have sucked the soul from the kitten.
3. Ohhh..yeaah..feelin' that shit yet? Whooooo!
4. Wash your dirty face.

Me after reading this thread:

Woah, I dodged that can of worms. Don't ask how, but all the bodies are on their way to the bottom of the Monterey trench. I accidentally harpooned a grey whale and I'm now being questioned by the police. Wat do?

Call Micheal Bays and ask him to edit the scene around you so that the pigs are distracted.

Did you suck the semen?

That was a crucial part of the plan!

I paid a crack whore to do it. I promised her drugs, she got death! Muhahahahaha

Dammit I asked you to do it!

The plan is ruined!

Steal his weaponry!

Start asking the cops why they are questioning you.
Then ask can you see those cuffs.
proceed to break those cuffs.

Not having that problem

Do a front flip, silly.

If I had gotten here sooner, I would have said "C4."

As it stands, um, C4.