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On some other forum I frequent, someone cranked up a forum game where you make a wish, then the next poster spoils it in some way.

Poster A: (X wish)

Other Poster: (Catch or something that ruins Poster A's wish, then makes a wish for someone else to corrupt)

You get the idea?

Sooooo…. I wish I had all the DVD's of a TV show.

You have all the DVD's of Jersey Shore.

Humanity is corrupt, it must be controlled.

With television and shit going on like Fox news, such a thing is impossible.
I wish I could play the saxophone and have my own jazz band…

Good news: You get your band,

Bad news: There's a danish historian using a phone as an instrument. It didn't last.

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I want something.

I want the D.

The genie ran out of all the D so he had to give you a O.
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My wish is that my wish can never be corrupted!

OH SH- (Divide By Zero)

I wish I could travel to cartoon worlds.

You travel to the land of Teletubbies.

I wish for mind control powers.

you can only control your own mind
I wish for a billion wishes next time I wish with absolutely nothing going wrong with them

You get that, But your mouth is irreversibly sewn shut so you can't wish them.

I wish for a penny.

Wish I had an Oscar Meyer Weiner.

Oscar Meyer's Weiner? Okay. Suit yourself.

I wish I had wishes that couldn't be corrupted.

I remember this forum game. The last thread using this game was locked.
Thanks for reviving it in a new thread, though. :D

You'd break the Matrix so no wishes for you.
I wish KYM had more users.

By tomorrow KYM will have a thousand users more, but they will all be advertising accounts.
I wish I knew what to wish.

Good news: They weren't advertising accounts

Bad News: They were OP's when it came to submitting entries

Wish: I want more crappy submissions. I love putting my two cents in.

KYM now has inherited cancer.
Hundreds of crappy, off-shoot, "meme" submissions are made by 10 year olds in hopes of getting their 15 minutes of fame.

I wish that my wishes were all granted and that this wish will not break the Matrix. (Have your dinner brought to the table, male child of my own.)

You blew yourself up. Bravo.

I wish I could go into minecraft.

You spawn below the void.
I wish that all the locked threads were unlocked.

They're unlocked for one second.
I wish I had a Dig Bick.

Its so big it leeches all blood flow from your body during a boner
next sexy lady you see you're dying from lack of oxygen in the brain
I wish my mouth wasn't sewn shut so I could use those billion wishes I wished for

insert Chuggaconroy WHAAAAT?! here

I unsew your mouth, only to find you are mute.

I wish for cheese popcorn.

You're locked in a room with a bucket of cheese popcorn that you have to eat to escape. You get up eagerly, only to find the popcorn is soaked in roquefort cheese.

I wish I had an adorable, unmaimed puppy.

You have an adorable, unmaimed puppy…inside your stomach.

I wish you wouldn't grant my wish.

Granted. Your first wish is now void.

I wish everyone else were fingerless.

If everyone was fingerless, how would you get your wish?
I wish I was enderman!
This wish is already corrupted 8D

OK, you're enderman… in the middle of ocean and it's raining.

soon air is nothing but tiny toasters and you suffocate to death
I wish I wasn't mute

You can speak, but only in the Piro language.

I wish had recognizable artistic ability.

You get it, But you're transported back into caveman times.

I wish for more Genies.

Granted, but you get so excited you die from a heart attack.
I wish I had 7 chaos emeralds.

In order for the wish to work, you are transformed into Sonic the Hedgehog, but are killed by Robotnik who mistook you for the real thing.

I wish I was a cat.

You are a catfish…

Isn't that lovely…

Tasty!
I wish I had some dessert.

Granted.

Happy hiking out of that.

I wish I was a witch.

You become the Wicked Witch of The West…right when she is doused with water by Dorothy. (Oh what a world…!)

I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted, but a Charzard kills you.

I wish the Texas Rangers won the World Series this year.

Why did you ask a person who knows nothing about baseball who knows what the sport is but doesn't know who the hell are the teams?

I wish that I won't blow up when I am wishing that I wish that my wishes were all granted and that this wish will not break the Matrix.

The sentinels kills you in the real World

I wish my own mansion

you can't pay the property taxes and eventually get foreclosed
I wish I could speak english again

Granted….
But it is old english.
Have thou fun.
I wish for a sandwich.

You get a sandwich… but with only lettuce in it.

HOPE YOU'RE A VEGAN.

I wish I had some socks.

Okay. Socks you in the face

I wish I could turn Dream into Reality.

your dreams are dead.

I wish to spread madness and insanity to the world.

You are a bit late don't you think? Cause these guys have been doing that for YEARS

I wish I have an endless taco

close enough
i wish for half life 2 episode 3

it goes the same way as Duke Nukem Forever
I wish for more dosh

You get it, but it's horrible and Gordon Freeman talks.
I wish Medic had his medical licence back.

He gets his driving license back instead
I wish I had some chocolate.

i wish for a zombie apocalypse

Granted, but the zombies charge for you, and after eating you, they go to a different planet.

I wish for an magma cube
OR I'LL CUT YOUR GENIE THROAT WITH MY ENDERMAN ARMS!

You get a magma cube, but it's one of those tiny ones that don't yield any cream.
I wish I had my very own boat.