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Who needs cream?

You get the titanic. I think that should be enough.

I wish for a golden sword.

PAGE GET!

You get a golden sword, but it only has one use left.
I wish I had a rubber rhino.

I use the one use on that pigman that says "oh, you da pushover" and K.O.'d him.

You get a rubber rhino, made from recycled dildos.

The user above has not wished for something, so I'll just wish for something myself.
I wish for all of the good luck in the world.

The good luck manifests in a huge orb right above you and lands on you, turning you into tomato soup.

I wish I was best friends with Kirby.

Kirby eats you anyway.
I wish I was omnipotent.

You are only omnipotent over the snail world.

I wish I had superpowers.

Your superpower is failing horribly at everything you do.
I wish I had a better memory.

You can only remember cute cat videos, all in perfect detail.

I wish I had a Pokemon.

You received a level 20 Magikarp. You have no badges, so it doesn't obey you.

I wish I could draw.

everything you draw turns into bestiality porn
I wish for the ability to wish for more wishes

Wishes are physical objects that take up space. Hope you have room in your house.

I wish for a sandwich.

Granted, but it's poisonous.

I wish I could go to a rock concert.

It's Nickelback.

I wish for an AK-47.

It jams and you blow your face off trying to fix it.
I wish for infinite wisdom.

Your infinite wisdom caused your head to explode
I wish people would stop fighting each other forever.

This kills human nature and everyone is like robots (*cough*ME3 Green ending*cough*)

I wish for the power to crush anything that attempts to stop my conquest of the earth.

Everything on Earth is dead, everything except for you.
I wish that I found the cure for cancer.

Granted, but you get AIDS.

I wish Equestria was real so I can conquer it.

Granted, but you fail in your conquest and they put you in a zoo. I wish so much money

Granted, but you are unable to finish sentences for the rest of your life.
I wish my mom let me eat two wieners.

granted but hot dogs are conjoined to an scropoian

i wish for zombie army

You get one, but they eat you.
I wish I had a piece of pepperoni pizza.

The pepperoni is 25 years old
I wish for a Game Grumps poster.

Granted, but you get this one.

I wish I had an army of LEGO minifigures.

You get one, but they turn on you instantly.
I wish I had a digger nick.

Digger Nick becomes your slave, but he kills you in your sleep.
I wish for this wish to become uncorruptable.

Sure, in Bizarro World.
I wish I had a banana smoothie right now.

You Get One, but it was poisoned.

I wish Nicol Bolas din't double post earlier

grantied

trololololololo i wish for an dragon form

You get one, But a knight kills you.
I wish I had a gummy bear.

Granted, but it's licorice flavored.
I wish I had a time machine.

You go back to meet dinosaurs and are promptly squished by a STEG-O-SAURUS!

I wish my cat was a Skitty.

The Skitty Wake-up Slaps you every morning.
I wish the Internet was truly run by cats.

The cats censor Youtube and KYM.

I wish I could be Dr. Von Richter's lab assistant.

granted but he says he is not in the elovioition theory i wish for this forum to end

Granted, but I reopen it.

I wish I have THE POWER!!!

Granted, but you are assassinated for abuse of Power.

I wish I could send other people straight to hell.

Granted, but you go along with them.
I wish to get perfect grades on all of my assignments.

Granted, then you get expelled for changing your grades on the school computer.

I wish it was nice enough to go biking again.

You get killed in a biking accident.
I wish for a burger.

burger's poisoned
i wish for nothing

The Nothing from "The Neverending Story" comes and assimilates you.

I wish I had all the superballs in the world. (Boy, already I don't like where this is heading….)

They melt you cause an flood

i wish that twilight does not exist

Granted, but ceases to exist only for two seconds
I wish I can be Saiyain

you're a saiyain, but not a saiyan. (Spelling. it saves lives.)

I wish I were cool.

Presto! You're no a solid block of ice!

I wish I was in Super Smash Bros.

ok but you played in minus world
i wish there's no creepypastas what so ever