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granted but it only has one use
i wish that star wars is real

Death Star blows up the world.

I wish posts couldn't get downvoted.

Granted. They can be disliked.
I wish the human body could heal itself as fast as a videogame.

great you get doctors get unemployed and started stalking you
i wish for an wish

You created a paradox setting the universe out of balance
I wish I could travel back to the 1920s

granted in europe
i wish avatar is real

If you mean:

Avatar the last airbender: Everything is fine until the Fire Nation takes over

James Cameron Avatar: You find yourself among the Na'avi and Earth goes to war with them.
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I wish I owned a Woody and a Buzz Lightyear. (Already I can see this not ending well…)

last airbender
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woody is like quagmire buzz lightyear is an engery drink weed
i wish that gi joe was real

He misses once in target practice and the bullet hits you.
I wish 4chan was real.

Granted. 9gag is now real, too.

I wish for a Dr. Pepper.

You accidentally spill it on your computer, it explodes and you die. Retry?
I wish I could fly.

Granted. You fly into an oncoming airplane.

I wish for some cake.

granted but it's poisoned
i wish for an cheeseburger

It's poisoned too.
I wish for a pie that can't be poisoned.

Granted. You get a squeaky toy cheeseburger.

I wish for INFINITE HEALTH.

It seems we responded to the same post. Anyways…
Granted, but water kills you.
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was…

Granted, you are the best at failing.
I wish I could predict the future.

Granted but you can't escape from it.

I wish I would have vacations now.

Granted.

EDIT: Whoops. Forgot to post a wish.

I wish for a Wii U.

The Wii U has no games at all, and you're broke.
I wish to have tremendous amounts of both intellect and strength.

granted but you're stone
i wish 9/11 didn't happen

Granted. The world ends the day before.

I wish for a Kit-Kat.

Granted, but it's been dropped into a toilet and fished out with sweaty gym socks.

I wish for infinite wishes.

They all get corrupted.
I wish I could build sentry guns that don't kill me.

Granted, they don't kill anything. They just sit there.

I wish Stormtroopers could aim.

Granted. But aiming cause them to shake more.

I wish for a cat.

Granted.

I wish I can do backflips

You mistime one and break your back.

I wish the Toon Disney channel didn't die off.

Yes but now its full of teen dramas.

I wish i didnt have skin allergies

Granted, but you have asthma, hay fever, and pneumonia to make up for it.

I wish you didn't corrupt this wish.

Granted but you corrupted your own wish.

I wish I had a gatopan.

Granted, But is the BreadDog

I wish my own dinosaur who cant eat me

granted it's the triceratops
i wish i had a light saber

done but its plastic made in indonesia

I wish i had some soda

The soda is poisoned
I wish I was a wizard

Granted, but your own powers are so corrupted you can't control them and kill yourself.
I wish I had some popcorn.

Granted.

I wish I could use Chaos Control.

You are incinerated immediately when you activate it.
I wish for my wishes to not get corrupted.

Granted. You don't get any wishes.

I wish for a mansion.

You're mansion is alive, and eats you.
I wish Eggman would actually beat Sonic for once.

Granted. (I really don't want to corrupt this one.) Tails beats me instead.

I wish I had a robot as strong as Metal Sonic that doesn't disobey me.

Granted, but he goes haywire and kills you anyway.

I wish I had some budder.

You are given a block of THC instead of butter because you didn't spell butter right.
I wish for my wishes to get corrupted.

Granted.
I wish I had not eaten that 3rd Hot Pocket.

Your second Hot Pocket is the one you regret eating now.
I wish I could find the disk for Crash Bandicoot.

You find Crash Bandicoot Nitro Kart.
I wish I found that quarter I dropped in the couch.

The quarter is in the couch's digestive system.
I wish people didn't get so worked up over little things.

Granted, but you now do.
I wish Memebase had more memes.

Granted. Their server explodes from too many memes.

I wish for a water bed.

The bed is 100% sea water, and you can't swim.
I wish I was God.