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Granted, but it has a hole in it.
I wish I wish upon a star, Baman Piderman was back on.

Granted. It's cancelled after one episode.

I wish for my very own planet upon which I can build my Eggman Empire.

Your planet is destroyed as soon as you colonize it.
I wish I got paid to be on the internet.

Granted. You are an internet porn star.
I wish I had some chips.

Granted. They're incredibly stale.

I Sonic was turned to stone so that I can conquer the world!

"I-Sonic" doesn't exist.

I wish that these wish replies would be more funny and not plain stupid.

Granted- they're funny to everyone… except you.
I wish I had an infinite number of wishes with absolutely nothing impeding my ability to make them and for them to be granted in the exact way that I desire.

Granted. You must die for your wishes to be activated, however.
I wish for a pack of M&M's.

You didn't actually grant my wish in the way that I stated it, which is the whole point, so

You're correct, that was pretty ignorant of me.

Alright, you get your wishes, but in order to make them, one animal must be roboticized and enslaved for each wish. Note that this is not technically impending your ability to make wishes, however, I don't think it would be morally responsible of you to make wishes under these conditions, and therefore, your wish is corrupted.

Oh, and about those M&M's?

Granted, but they're peanut M&M's and you're allergic to nuts.

I wish I had a bass guitar.

I wish I had a chocolate factory.

Granted, but you lose it in a lawsuit against Willy Wonka.

I wish for a pizza.

Granted, but it's a pepperoni pizza, and you're allergic to pepperoni.

I wish I had a bass guitar.

It's literally a guitar made of a fish.
I wish for nothing.

You get something anyway.

I wish for a supercomputer.

You get a pulsating heart.
I wish for a Magnum.

You get the shitty Dodge hatchback….stock.
I wish to live for 100 years in an indestructible home with a self-contained eco-system where I am the apex predator, and I have the ability to observe the outside world without fear of harm or war.

You die from lack of proper medical attention when you injure yourself.
I wish my snuggie kept me warmer.

it caches on fire
i wish for an empire

You are a part of the Fire Nation, so you die by the Avatar.

I wish I could pass this test.

You pass the test, your drug test. (well no, you didnt fucking junkie)

I wish I could stop cursing.

Granted, but you'll soon have to battle a dark warlock and will be defeated instantly without the use of magic.

I wish for a perfect universe with no pain or suffering of any kind, only eternal joy.

Granted, but there is poverty, war, and mass genocide – and everybody is into that kinda thing.

I wish I had a better flash drive.

Granted but it doesn't take pictures.

I wish my granted wishes had more sense.

Granted ,but you divide by 0
I wish for internets

Granted but you lack the funds and your internets collapse

I wish for an IRL Spurdo

Granted, but he Sbora Poras the s*** out of you.
I wish I had a portal gun

Granted, a friend pulls a prank on you by shooting a portal on the floor and the ceiling right above it, trapping you in an endless fall.

I wish for some delicious cake.

The cake is a lie
I wish a new car

…would fall on you? Granted.
I wish for a Weighted Companion Cube. (Kinda hard to corrupt that)

Granted but its rusted.

I wish for knowing how to do spoilers.

granted but you spoiled half life 3 thus making it worst
i wish for the burn

granted your boss is now Mr Burns.

i wish for some dr pepper (^ your name remembers me of it)

granted but it's embalming fluid (cause poison is old)
i wish for the galactic empire

I got you a Coca Cola.
They look the same, damn it, okay?

I wish upon a star.

Granted…

I wish for a new PC

Granted, but it comes with Windows ME

I wish for delicious pastries.

Granted, but they're burned.
I wish for the hobbitses to bring the ring back.

They give you The Ring, the movie, though.

I wish i had caught all the Pokemon

Granted. Team Rocket steals them all.

I wish for a bunny.

You get the killer bunny from Monty Python
I wish for an unlimited amount of always-legal money

Granted. The money self-destructs right before you spend it.

I wish for a Mountain Dew.

you get sun drop
i wish for an zombie

Granted. He bites you.

I wish for a bowl of Lucky Charms.

granted but no marshmallows only a time traveling dude
i wish for an laser pointer

granted but its a deadly laser and you cut your arm

i wish for a mech.

Granted. It self-destructs.

I wish for some good ole' fashioned Dr. Pepper.

Granted, but it turns out it really IS ole' fashioned. All the bubbles are gone by now.

I wish that my mind wouldn't melt when I try to read something above my education level.

Your mind now implodes when reading something above your education level.
I wish for a hug.