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You're taking a shower, and this girl joins you (just look for a male drider if that's your thing)

How do you react?

Move out of southern Australia

"get the fuck out the shower don't you know i need some privacy goddamn"

That one confused stare.

Maybe I would allow her

runs out to grab nearby baseball bat

"Who the hell are you, how did you get here, why are you here, why is your hair done like that, and are you into bondage?"

"Uh… hello? Couldn't you have waited a few minutes instead of just walking in here while it's occupied?"

"… not sure if okay "

This shower tub and hot water tank ain't big enough for the two of us.

"You've got 20 seconds to explain who you are, why are you in my home, and a good reason why I shouldn't call the cops."

Offers to wash her exoskeleton.

Jokes on her. My shower is in my bath. Good luck getting out, spider lady.

Do what I do with every other spider in my shower. Pick her up in a cup and eject her onto the front lawn.

"start eating bugs or gtfo"

Do the most logical thing of course, scream like a little bitch and run.

since she's in "my shower" that implies we're in my house (the sewers) meaning i have the home advantage. she is confused and does not know how to navigate the underground. i easily sneak up on her and spray an entire can of raid on her. i then make an impratically stiff and uncomfortable coat out of her legs

Another shitty mako thread.

She's probably too big to eat bugs, unless they monster gals too.

Might as well hire her as home security and move to Detroit, let her destroy criminals instead of pesky bugs.

Ask her to assist me in the theft of someone else's shower, showers are heavy after all.

I am scared but also aroused at the same time…

Hey…

I got a shower and bath combo and it is in a small bathroom, so I doubt it will fit two people. I will wash my self quick and exit to make room.

Says Asura "Hilarious and Original" the Anti-Fun.