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God you're a fiscal one, Italy.

Red Syndicate, I thought I sent you my actions in time… It's labeled actions #3….

Nah, you're not in the game. Otherwise, your country would have been updated with the turns.

Official Statement from the Socialist Republic of Venezuela

We are glad to see we are closer to achieving annexation of Columbia, and our offer is still open to anyone interested in helping us.
We offer the following views and statements regarding current world affairs.

We are glad to see North Africa's campaign ended.

On Russian affairs, we agree with their decision to return sovereignty to the UAE, but we still are cautious an do not trust Russia after the German incident.

We are officially denouncing and protesting the Iberian Empire for invading South America, and are calling for her to keep her wars on the Eastern Hemisphere. Refusal to stop after Chile will result in more aggressive action on Venezuela's part, such as embargoes, sanctions and the threat of war. They have been conquering while the rest of Europe has been bickering and nuking, and need to be stopped. Open your eyes Europe.

We are disappointed to see even a nation as small as Singapore has fallen ill to the power of corporations and overpowering capitalism.

And again, please PM me if you wish to make a deal with Columbia, we offer oil- OPEC strings free, Marijuana, Cocaine, Iron ore, and coal. We would like military aid, help with Columbia, or technologies.

Is that a metaphor? Or are you actually holding Twilight Sparkle prisoner? Come to think of it, are MLP characters real people in this game world, or just fictional characters?
Nevertheless, Israel would be happy to give you our newly developed ultra-hard Rubik's Cubes as a token of goodwill. Would you like to join us on our moon mission?

Well, as it was stated, the game started off as is, meaning that if no little pony figures were represented in the real world of 2011, there won't be any now. Unless someone combines cloning with genetic manipulation, I don't see how anyone can have a pony-nation.
//word

Well, alright then. That was kind of a joke, by the way.

..Well fuck, how am I supposed to know that? This is a roleplaying thread, jokes tend to have 'lost in translation'-bukkake all over them! We were talking about detonating all nuclear bombs on Antarctica a page back, and that was serious business.

Lol no it wasn't. We were just joking with Troll Face.

I still don't understand why I (Laos) am out of the game… I thought my actions were sent in time.

Did I do something wrong o.O?

But seriously, I'm a little bit ashamed of not getting the joke.. Twice. Could you guys ever forgive me?

It's not a big deal….

lol no sense of anti troll humor

Hm-hm. However, to come to a more pressing matter;

An Official statement from the Low Lands

Why is Laos without a government?

I forgive you. How could I ever be mad at you? Love and Tolerate.

She is lying about tolerance. The international book of Poni Fluttershyicus clearly states that love and toleration is dangerous.

Lol Jk.

What I'm really saying is, DERPY HOOVES, Y U NO LOVE AND TOLERATE ME!??!?

I'm not loving you, but I'm tolerating you.

I love you too Derpy.

Epic pony high-five

An Official Statement from Israel:
Well now, it appears a lasting peace has been brokered between the nations of the world. Hava Nagilah! Let's all go to the Moon!

Official Statement from Italy:

Our scientists are working to create something amazing. And when we're done, Italy will love and tolerate the shit outta you.

EDIT: It's not a weapon of any kind.

Unofficial Statement from North Africa

Does it have anything to do with My Little Pony…

Maybe

Do you still want those Rubik's Cubes?

But I'm already accepting love and toleration…..

Yes I still want those Rubix cubes.

Very well, we shall export them to you post haste!

Official Statement from Israel
We have negotiated an agreement with the government of North Africa to make the Mt. Sinai/St. Catherine Area an International Peace Park, and to allow passport free travel within our nations. Our governments have done so to symbolize the lasting peace between the Jews and the Arabs.

We have also successfully launched our Ramon 7 rocket and have landed on the moon, becoming the second nation to do so. In the next few years, we will begin assembly of a permanent base on the moon, to be called Base Shalom One. Thank you for your apathy.
להתקיים זמן רב

Official Statement from Italy:

EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!

Ah, I see you have copied my earlier post…interesting….

Lol.

If any little fucker who comes in here complaining about there not being an update I have one thing to say:

Fuck you, have you seen all the work Red Syndicate has put into this? Jeez, negro.

Negro?

Give Red Syndicate some time people. I'm not agreeing with Dane's post because there are some remarks I would rather not be responsible for, so I am just going to copy what he said and make it nicer:

Red Syndicate is giving us free entertainment at his/her time's expense, and he's/she's not even playing the game (You lose) So just chillax.

I'm not calling you that, lol. I just noticed that you said that, so it was kinda of an Inb4 thing.

Haha, alright. Sorry for there being no turn today. I had five essays to write (three more to go and its already 20:47). There almost wasn't a turn yesterday cuz I went to the waterpark, but I can't push one in today.

On a side note, I discovered something amazing regarding peaches. Put the core of the peach in a glass, and then fill it with water. Heat it up for peach tea. :D

^ ANY BITCHES COMPLAINING ABOUT THIS WILL BE SLAPPED.

But, yeah, I think I've gotten my anger out for the night. And you know what, Imma think I'll try that peach thing right now…

That is very interesting. I think three essays count as a good reason for no turn. How bout it guys?

I'm not entirely sure drinking the core of a peach won't poison you…..

I wonder if I could do the same thing with a mango…..

Contains trace amounts of Amygdalin, a type of cyanide. You would need to eat more than 1.7KG of peach seeds per day to have any side affects, and significantly more to acutally kill a person. Your stomach would probably burst before you had enough in you to do any damage.

I don't think my idea is all that terrible, and I eat the seeds of other fruit with cyanide (apples, for example) all the time. Plus, the real reason I put the core in was for the fluff of extra fruit stuck to it, so a slice of the actual peach itself would work just as nicely. Using the core is just recycling that's all.

But when you eat the seeds the seeds would grow inside you and the branches would come out of my ears :P

An Official Statement from the Low Lands

I'm going to discontinue this game, as I won't be able to come online for the next week or so (and thus I can't really react on your every move, which is kind of the point). Now for the best part; it's battle royale, people! I got some nuclear fusion (a pretty much limitless green power-source) and an ion shield going on, which, in combination, would offer unlimited protection from nukes and armies trying to physically enter your nation. Whoever takes over my country the first, gets to continue (or discontinue, whatever) this tech.

Happy invading!

GET.