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Official Statement from North Africa

We're having an international dance competition. Every nation is invited to compete. Bring your boogie shoes.

An official statement from Russia.

GROOVY.

Iberia will pause invasions, in case anyone wants to plot on me.

I cannot wait for the new game!
Also, if the game finishes by the world ending, who's going to be the one to trigger it?

Russia, most probably.

EDIT: Naw man, I'm just kidding.

Walks in.

Sees I'm being blamed.

Nonchalantly walks out.

I'm down for the next game.

Unofficial statement from Nepal:

I have been ignoring messages to me, as the current position of Nepal's government and military continues to be unknown, and therefore it is not really possible to contact them. As it has now been made public that Nepal is in an alliance with the central Asian Turkic republics, it now should be possible to contact me indirectly through one of those nations. Also, so long as Ürümqi remains relatively stable, we will maintain a diplomatic presence there among the Uyghur community. We do not plan to rest until we have restored the freedom of the former nations of Tibet and Qurighar.

Central Asian Turkic Muslims led by a Scottish desu rebel from Nepal?

Huh? Red, where'd my navy improvements go? Of course, I understand if you didn't want to share them with the world, or that you forgot to put them there.

Sometimes I leave things out by accident, and today I was kinda rushing to put this turn out cuz it was late. My sincerest apologies to you, and anybody who complains after this post.

Hell Red, it's perfectly fine. I understand how hard it must be to get all of the information from the turns together, and anyone in that situation would be prone to mistakes. No worries.

I love the ideas and premise of the game and its a lot of fun to watch.

Thank You for showing us this excellent game and I'm sure the players love the mod style as well

I like the sound of this, if there are limited spots I would like to reserve one

Yeah. Me too.

I think reserving is a bit unfair, especially for those who played the first game. Let other people have a chance.

^If only Red Syndicate unapproves us. :D

Also, you're post 666.

Oh yeah, and I have an Idea.

The next game, which is planned to be the "Civilization" game, there should be players and elders. The elders (players of the first game), will be asked for help by the players. See? That means we can play too, but not directly.

not! he's post 661

lol
i'm loled

Polka TIME!!!!!!!!!

He is post 666. Don't look at the top. Look at the Just For Fun Forum Page.

I think people who didn't get to play this time around, but want to, should definitely get first bite at the second apple.

It's not my place to broker a compromise as all decisions will ultimately be Red's, but I think it would benefit the game if people with a proven willingness to put in turns every day for weeks have some opportunity to participate in a game; maybe allowing those of us who played this time to sneak into a game as others become inactive? If Red puts a hard cap on the number of players we could simply request entry as one or more existing players goes inactive.

Just a thought.

I always give priority to old players, especially those whom I like. Sometimes I will even add their name into the game without a request. On the other hand, if you are a particularly mean person, or if you take this game too seriously (I am not kidding, I have had somebody say that this game was his life) then I will ban you from playing future games. So if you have such an opinion, don't express it!
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I will not allow people to reserve slots in the next game until this one is completely done and finished, so further discussion of it isn't really necisary. Lets focus on this one until its done.

Someone said that this game is his life? How do you focus on it like that?

He had a mental illness or something. He was sending death threats to other players, and was online all day and night posting hourly after his ban (from my game, not the forum) to make sure he wasn't forgotten. He bought me a game on steam once. Yeah, willing to pay money over this thread.
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He would go inactive for months, and then as soon as I started up a thread on this he would be back. He lurked the site, not posting a thing until I was back with my game. And he'd send two page essays on his turns, and yell at me whenever I left even the tiniest thing out. He ended up founding an IRL religion based on the one he came up with for his people in the game, and bullied a few friends into converting.
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But enough about him.

^Can't tell if trolling, or just plain cool. But I'm pretty sure it's true. Also, Red, will you add us? Heehee

I have no idea what this entire post meant.

^I have also no idea what "enre" means. xD

LOL. Will you select us for the second game? :)

It was a typo. And I already said, lets focus on this game for the moment. When it ends we can start selecting players for the next.

^Another Yay from Fluttershy.

Over 9000 is this topic and this topic is win.

That's….. O_O.

That guy……. T_T
He NEEDS to be put in some sort of insane asylum.

next turn yet?

Dude, don't rush Red.

Winter 2015-2016

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Global Events
-Russia has launched a global nuclear attack on almost every nation on earth. The smallest nations, such as Lichetnstein, Singapore, Liberia, and others are spared of this fate, but most nations with more than a couple million residents receive some direct form of attack. The massive worldwide genocide and destruction of valubale properties has led to global economic collapse, except in small or well defended nations such as Finland, Norway, Switzerland, and Singapore. Nuclear fallout is rapidly making its way into almost every source of freshwater, and atomic rainfall is one of the most hazardous new weather conditions. Smoke and ash from burning cities rises into the atmosphere, clogging up the sky with dark clouds of debris, blocking out up to 90% of the sun's rays in some places. Global temperatures are rapidly declining, and snow begins to fall in places where it had never done so previously. The direct death toll from this attack is 3.5 billion, although hundreds of millions more are expected to die from radioactive fallout and radical climate change.

North Africa – Green – Doc
Military: Average Professional
GDPpc: Lowest
Techs: Solar Power, HIV Cure, Lunar Colony
Trade: USA, Norway, Singapore, Israel, La Plata, Spain

-The invitation for statehood is extended to all african nations in west Africa, and although some show interest, most refuse.

Switzerland – Orange – Christopher the Pimp Abra
Military: Miniscule Invincible
GDPpc: High
Techs: Anti-Balistics, National Redoubt, Hydroponics, Space Elevator, Moon Colony

-The Swiss moon colony is complete.
-By grace of the national redoubt and plenty of warning, Russia's attempts to nuke the globe have mostly fallen short on Switzerland, and there is barely any damage done to the nation.

Russo-Martian Federation – Turquiose – RussianFedora, Tsar of Fedoras
Military: None
GDPpc: Imploded
Techs: Stealth Missiles, Carbon Fiber Armour , Nuclear Tanks (on hold), Suicide Satelites, Laser Defense (on hold), Martian Colony

-Funding for all projects aside from a martian evacuation are halted. Hastily constructed rockets force thousands out of their homes and into the cosmos. ALthough a majority die on the way, and a huge remainder fail to land successfully and drift off into space, a small portion of those sent actually land upon the Martian surface and begin construction of a colonial base there. The ambitious attempt to move all of Russia's populace to Mars fell far short of the quota.
-The sudden withdrawal of Russia's leadership, large portions of the populace, and government funding has led to economic collapse.
-Russia's entire nuclear stockpile is launched at key military instalations and population centers around the globe.

China – Red – Frozenpwn
Military: Miniscule Trained
GDPpc: Imploded
Techs: Laser Weaponry, Space Laser (developing), Moon Colony (constructing)
Trade: Venezuela, Kazakhstan

-Protests and demonstrations at home, combined with overwhelming loss of morale at the defeat of Chinese forces and the death of millions of family members has caused a large portion of the Chinese military to ditch service and go AWOL.
-In the chaos, Burma and Japan declared independence. There is little China can do about it.
-Posters and commercials are flooded with military propaganda, and a desperate and weary populace has taken to the streets to overthrow the current regime. The Chairman is dragged from his office and stoned to death in the streets, and the government is overturned in favor of a democratically elected parliament with no executive branch. Civil war breaks out when powerful conservatives link up with the remaining generals.
-The new government brokers a peace deal with the Nepali and Turkic-Uyghur resistance alliance, creating a new republic in the west. The standing communist regime does not yet recognize this agreement, and is thus technically still at war with Sagarmatha.

Iberian Empire – Black – EP73
Military: Average Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: Imploded
Techs: Laser Shields

-As winter sets in, Spanish divisions in Kanadia have begun to starve as their supply lines are frozen and the terrain becomes increasingly hostile to them. The eastern force has been crushed, and in the west a few groups stil hold onto their land.
-Invasions elsewhere have been successful for the most part.
-The North African dance contest is joined, with Spain entering with their greatest Flamenco dancers.
-A monument, depicting a candy cane, is constructed in honor of those who lost their lives finding santa.
-The National Anthem is changed, along with all of the military anthems, perhaps in an attempt to kill nationalism. In any case, nobody in Spain is taking Iberia seriously anymore
-Laser shielding technology is complete.

New Alkatraz – Pink – DrPepperfan
Military: Big Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: Imploded
Techs: Super Lazor, Nanotechnology (developing), Lunar Colony (constructing)

-Nothing much happens in Britain, but the lunar colony as well as the nanotech research is nearing completion.

USA – Yellow – Dane
Military: Big Professional Nuclear
GDPpc: Imploded
Techs: Space Laser, Moon Colony, Combat Robots
Trade: China

-The American moon colony is complete.
-Research into combat robots begins.

Vietnam – Maroon – Richard D. James
Military: All Consuming Trained
GDPpc: Imploded
Techs: Kinetic Orbital Bombardment, Lightweight Alloys (on hold), Laser Weaponry (developing)

-A massive draft is enacted, requiring the enlistment of every second son from families with more than one, and prisoners from annexed nations are pressed as well.
-The AK-MPAUG 14 is declared the standard assault gun for the army.
-Indonesia is invaded.

Scandinavia – Indigo – CjayS
Military: Small Invincible
GDPpc: High
Techs: Anti-Balistics, Green Energy, Undersea Construction, Optics, Optical Camoflauge, Cold Fusion, Laser Weaponry, Advanced Tanks
Trade: Russia

-A series special operations teams, called Skyggene, are prepared and trained in Scandinavia's most advanced assault weaponry and stealth tactics.
-Laser rifles are distributed into the army and made the primary arm for officers.
-The Baltic sea is becoming increasingly populated as more previously unattainable resources are tapped on the ocean floor.

ANZAC – Electric Lime – Josh
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: Lowest
Techs: Advanced Aircraft, Cloning (developing), Hydroponics

-Following Argentina's example, ANZAC begins to set up seperate large training centres upon various islands, Antarctica, and in Africa to trian their men in various climates.
-South Africa is annexed, split with Iberia.

Germany – Dark Green – Vlad
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Advanced Tanks, Laser Weaponry, Moon Colony
Trade: Egypt, Scandinavia, Singapore, SLAVE

-The German moon colony is completed.
-Hungary is annexed through a diplomatic deal in order to defend her from neighboring militayr powers.

Finnish Union – Peach – Temperance
Military: Big Professional Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Undersea Construction, Anti-Balistics, Optical Camoflage, Optics, Exoskeleton (on hold), Genetic Engineering (developing)
Trade: Germany, Scandinavia, North Africa, Italy, Iberia, UK, Venezuela, Russia

-It is declared that all Finnish citizens must enlist into the military at age 18 for a minimum of two years of service, although one can enlist as early as age 16.
-Optical Camo and Advanced Optics are added to special sniper platoons of infantry which, trained and stationed in a single locality, are theorized to be an unstopable defensive force.

SingSong Incorporated – Brown – Mr. Biscuits
Military: Small Invincible
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Cybernetics, Cancer Cure, Artificial Intelligence (developing)
Trade: Malaysia, ANZAC

-Black helicopters coar over pakistan, kidnapping radiation victems at night to be brought back to Singapore for "volunteer research."
-Monopolizing on the Chinese collapse, SingSong has moved in to purchase manufacturies in devestated nations, moving them all back to Singapore. As a result of increased need for a workforce, the army has been decreased in size dramatically, but the Singaporean economy has become the most powerful per capita in the world.
-Following the recent invasion of Indonesia by the Vietnamese, Malay leadership has been scared into accepting SingSong corporation's demands of annexation. Malaysia is now a corporate asset.

SLAVE – Light Yellow – Nick Estbosco
Military: All Consuming Draft
GDPpc: Low
Techs: Green Energy, Lunar Colony
Trade: Italy, Germany, La Plata
Embargo: Singapore

-Mexico is defeated, and split according to agreements with Iberia.
-Higher tolls on the panama canal has driven down trade through the region, with shippers prefering to move their goods arond South America instead.
-The moon colony is complete.

Italy – Blue – Derpy Hooves
Military: Big Specialist
GDPpc: Imploded
Techs: Intelligent Ponies (developing), Moon Colony
Trade: Egypt, UK, Finland, Iberian Nation, Germany, Scandinavia, SLAVE

-Italy's moon colony is completed.

La Plata – Baby Blue – Brandon Perez
Military: Big Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: Low
Techs: Nationwide Nuclear Plants, Stealth Jets(developing)
Trade: Egypt, Singapore, Mexico, SLAVE, Israel, Ghana, Taiwan, Ethiopia, South Korea, UAE

-Trade with nations abroad is encouraged, although in a perpendicular piece of legislation, the government beigns injecting funds into key portions of the economy to prevent foreign trade.

Sagarmatha – Rhododendron – Bruiseiseki
Military: Average Militia
GDPpc: Lowest

-A new republic is formed upon the collapse of the Chinese state. The nation's name is Sagarmatha, with its capital located in Urumqi. It is not yet decided what form of government will be made of what new nations might spring froth from this unstable new republic.

Heh……

@ Russia

well i don't get it how the f…. nepal take half of the china that's a wtf

ps epic win Russia on this one

You're not my friend anymore. >:(

Luckily half of my population is living on the moon.

And I WAS gonna get you something nice, but now I'm gonna send every assassin I got to go after you. I got transportation from the Martian Australians.

Lol thanks.

Anyways, on to the new game? Or are some countries still alive?

one other thing Sagarmatha is on a radioactive area ……(from the Pakistan nukes …)

Anyone willing to give me and 99 models access to the moon colony?

If you even read my post, you would see that your government has been overthrown and that the new regime gave them all that land. Only a scant number of people live in the provinces Nepal has under her control, and the vast majority of Chinese are technically still under your rule, unless further blunders cause you to lose the civil war and get booted from the game.

Go ahead. IF YOU CAN FIND ME.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!

Poof of smoke.