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Did RF send the PM after Red Syndicate posted the main post updating everything? If he sent it after, then let those nukes go through and nuke his own army.

African-Russian colonies? The only colony you have now is UAE, which is in Asia.

An official message from Russia.

It has been decided that a donation of 5 Billion Russian Currency Marks (RCMs) Will be donated to Germany for restoration efforts. We only hope that world forgives us for this horrible mistake, and that Germany can ever rebuild its former glory.

I sent those PMs about an hour beforehand, and they did state that the missiles would be re-used.

While I thank you for your donation to help rebuild my Nation, I must state that Germany can never forgive you for this and the German Government is against your annexation of the UAE. The German Government has also taken a stance against Nuclear Warfare, and hopes that the other Nations of the world will follow in our steps.

An official message from New Zealand

Dear World, we as a nation, are not looking to war with anyone. If there is a problem, we will try to provide a peaceful answer, unless force is required.
To anyone wishing to trade with us, we welcome you. Our main exports include dairy products, meat, and wood.
We are a peaceful nation, and would prefer to keep it that way. But with current situations, it feels as though we will have to resort to violence.

- Josh, Prime Minister of New Zealand.

Official statement from the Socialist Republic of Venezuela

Yes, we did invade Columbia with the goal to annex them quickly and treat Columbian citizens as our own. Columbia's government is too unstable, and the drug lords have more power than they do. We would like to offer cheap crude oil to any nation wishing to assist us in our little campaign.

We would also like to offer the following official comments on current world affairs;
We do not condone Russia's use of nuclear missiles on Germany;
We applaud Scandinavia's recent unification;
We would like better relations and trade with India;
We are glad to see the Italian/ German conflict is settled;
We are very pleased to see our South American sister Argentina is using alternative energy.

Thank you, and if you want to do business with Venezuela, please PM me.
Vivá Venezuela.

A headline from Russia.

A total of 10 billion (10,000,000,000) RSCs have been payed to Germany for reconstruction efforts, taken directly from the economy. Although this may halt some of our plans greatly, we are pulling back most outward expeditions to rebuild this hole in our monetary structure.

Statement from the President of Iran

Perhaps we should have a world summit to ban nuclear weapons? As in destroy all existing ones and halt all production of any new ones immediately. Ill be happy to host it in my country.

And if your wondering what happened to Australia, the Government and the citizens decided to blast off to Mars and build a new civilization on it.

They only left behind one last message to the world before blasting off.

"Screw y'all. We're out."

And because they were booted from the game because I waited to long to submit my first move…

;_;

You would be surprised, but this is the third game in which Australia decided to colonize Mars and abandon their homes on earth.

Message in reply to Iran

Since 1987, New Zealand has been a nuclear free zone. This prohibits the use of nuclear energy, the dumping of radioactive materials, and the possession of nuclear items.
We wish to see other countries come to the realization that nuclear energy is bad, and that they ban it.

- Josh, Prime Minister of New Zealand.

CMON MAN

A message from the grand Tsar of Russia, RussianFedora.

We have decided to dispose of all nuclear weaponry, as long as other competing countries do so as well. On the subject of nuclear power, we will begin working on more eco-friendly nuclear plants, and refuse to quit producing nuclear energy, for it is much more healthy for the environment then conventional energy resources.

-RussianFedora, grand Tsar of Russia.

I know I know. I had dreams of me and you forming an aliance and gaging up on RF with Nukes.

Guess that's out the window now. You can have the land if you wish. There's some Uranium there.

An un-official mssage from Russian Tsar, RussianFedora.

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-RussianFedora, grand Tsar of Russia.

If only Red Syndicate would let this happen…..

An official statement from the President of Iran

Thank you to Russia for realizing the horrible things that nuclear weapons bring. Hopefully more countries can soon agree to destroy all nuclear weapons.

Dwight Kurt Schrute

An official statement from Italy:

Due to the recent events with the war with Russia, Italian aid will head to Germany to help them rebuild what was lost.

Viva l'Italia

Let what happen?

I do believe they mean handing over their country to someone else.
Anyway, looks like I may have some competition for Australia…

Official Statement by the German Government

We appreciate the aid very much and are happy to see that Russia is disposing of its Nuclear weapons. Hopefully the world has seen what horrors Nuclear Weapons can cause and more Nations will begin to dispose of their Nuclear Arsenals.

Hey guys I know how we can get rid of our nukes, we can toss them all at Antarctica.

Official Statement from Italy:

Iran is now under Italy's control. Dwight Kurt Schrute, President of Iran, has handed Iran over to Italy. No violence was involved at all in this deal. Here is a quote from the President of Iran's resignation letter:

"Unfortunately good sir I have been removed from the game. All the materials and cash are still in Iran and I give Italy full control of Iran. Good luck Italy!"

Iran is now officially named the Lunar Republic of Italy.

Offcial statement from The Republic of Finland:

On what the hell just transpired:

The nation of Finland stands speechless today as we reflect on the sudden and bewildering annihilation of several major German cities, including its capital Berlin. Needless to say, we do not condone Russia's actions…accidental or otherwise. We would also like to sarcastically thank Russia for all the wonderful nuclear fallout the rest of Europe has to look forward to, looks like I picked a good time to legalize marijuana as I suspect most of my citzens may have to undergo some from of chemotherapy in the near future…

The people of Finland would like offer their support to Germany in this difficult time, in whatever form Germany deems neccesary.

-Temperance, President of Finland

An official statement from Kanadia

Due to the recent unfortunate events, the nation of Kanadia is temporarily placing an embargo with the Russian government. When all debts are paid and repairs are made, the embargo shall be halted.

-Kalmo, Prime Minister of Kanadia

Official Statement from the Socialist Republic of Venezuela

We concur with Kanadia and Finland and discourage any trading with Russia until ALL reparations are made. Though we do concur with Russia about sending the nukes to Antarctica… Vivá Venezuela.

A message from Russia.

Due to recent events, Russian Tsar, RussianFedora, has gone into hiding, but will still be commanding Russia from afar. We refuse to quit helping Europe in the cleanup of the nuclear remnants of Germany, and will only increase the amount of help we are putting into Germany if we have to. We have sent ambassadors to every nation affected by recent events, so we can hopefully make amends with Europe and the world.

Official Statement by the German Government

Donations of money directly to the German Economy and assistance in rebuilding our cities would be appreciated. The nations of Europe must stick together during these dark times.

Please note that Germany's Capital has been temporarily relocated to Frankfurt until Berlin can recover from the recent attacks. We also concur with discouraging trade with Russia until all reparations are paid in full.

Oh, and we're fine with Nuclear Weapons being disposed of in Antarctica.

A STATEMENT OF NUCLEAR DISPOSAL, HOSTED BY RUSSIA.

All nuclear arms shall be disposed in the military bases of Antarctica, owned by Troll Face. The rest of Antarctica will be preserved as natural habitat for the creatures living there.

By disposed, we mean detonated.

Unofficial message from New Zealand

Due to the distressing events caused by Russia, I feel as though Russia should compensate our nation :3

Unofficial message from Russia, replying to New Zealand.

I didn't do anything to you.

Stop asking.

Stick it where the sun don't shine. (That would be Antarctica of course, for half of the year at least.)

Really? Because I thought that the marijuana was legalized in Belgium.

My tolerance for cheating is thin. Explain yourself, or you will be kicked from this game.

How is he cheating?

Belgium legalized pot.

Finland then claims that he did that, although none of his PMs (I re-read them) mention it, ever.

So either he slipped up by getting his actions on each account confused, or has a reasonable excuse (which I am waiting for) why he said that.

If he is cheating can I take over either Belgium or Finland?

Oh, and I can prove that I'm not a double of his account, because this account was made 4 months ago, I just haven't commented much.

Belgium won't be kicked, because Finland could possibly be a troll (or an alt of somebody other than Belgium) trying to make it obvious that he is the alt of Belgium, so that Belgium gets kicked. Although I don't know what kind of motive one might have for that, since Belgium is small, weak, and new. But that has happened before. People are clever.

Also, nobody is joining this particular game anymore. Its closed.

Official Message from Mexico

No se acepta la oferta para formar una alianza con Cuba, porque nuestra nación se beneficia de EE.UU.

-Omomon, Presidente of México

GODDAMMIT! facepalm I wake up to skedaddle over to my computer to check any updates on what happened in the world and I find THIS?! I.. FUCK! Russia was departing from Europe! What the hell man!.. RAAAAAAAAAAGE..
Alright, as I've read through the comments, I also just found out that yet AGAIN I've reached alt-ness status. This.. just makes me sad. I spend at least an hour yesterday trying to convince Finland to join the EA, because he was afraid of what his coalition partner would do, or the impending fear of Russia.. Well that last part he got right, didn't he?..
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Listen, I know Belgium is a small and weak nation, but I chose it because I live there. "It's just a game" I thought, "might aswell have some fun being the underdog". But it's not fun if everyone thinks you're not playing fair.
Weed is non-legalized here in Belgium, but you're able to carry around 3 grams or have a plant (which delivers way more than 3 grams if you take good care of it!) without being carried away by the police. I did this as a fun afterthought, considering it would boost morale in my nation.
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Fucking hell.

I take it those nukes spread over to you as well?

So russia, in 6 months, can invade and elliminate one of the main oil producers in the world…
FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Next time you organize this game remember everyone it's only worth if you play one of the big nations of the world…
If this happened in real life all of the muslim countries of the world and the OPEC would be on Russia's throat, but I see he's got enough with nuking Germany…

and if my turns were too long it's because I was enjoying the game, just tell me and I have the ability to trim them, just elliminating me is way too much for a TL, DR

You want to rage about me nuking Germany? Well, here's the truth:

The reason I wanted to nuke Germany at all is because they invaded both Italy and Austria (Austria, of which, happens to be completely annexed now).

When China started taking everything over, I set my sights towards China, and away from Germany.

Thus doing so, I included the fact in my PMs that I would be using the missiles originally aimed at Germany, and aim them at China.

I then called off the attacks on China.

Red Syndicate did not understand my PMs (Note to self: Don't make PMs too confusing.) And instead finalized the nuclear strikes on Germany.

I was extremely upset by the nuclear strikes on Germany, as I tried to call them off.

As payment to Germany for these damages, I donated TEN BILLION RUSSIAN CURRENCY MARKS DIRECTLY FROM THE RUSSIAN ECONOMY to help in the rebuilding of Germany.

And Germany isn't the only one hurting, I did not know I had occupied the cities I nuked, and lost many, many soldiers.

As you can see, I did not want all of this commotion to happen, so please, be quiet about all this nuking business so we can sort it out properly.

Somewhat official message/ infomercial from Venezuela

You know, Venezuela has been known to grow quality Marijuana… We'd be willing to ship some over seas for assistance with our invasion of Columbia. And once they are our territory, we'll have a nice supply of Cocaine, which we intend to legalize, regulate and trade. Remember, even if you prefer to say no to drugs, we can always send you oil as a trade too, no OPEC strings attached, since we cut our ties with them. Or you could always aid us just for the sake of a better South America. Make any offer. PM me if your nation is interested. Vivá Venezuela.

An Official Statement from The Low Lands (Belgium), as representative of the EA

The recent actions which have found their impact upon European soil by Russia are undoubtedly one of a certain macabre sort. As nuclear fallout is kept to a minimum, a great deal of German soil is now contaminated; Hundreds of thousands have perished upon impact, and it is likely millions will find hindrance of contamination over the coming decades.
We, as the EA, even if this was an accident, do not look kindly upon such actions of such a gruesome and vile nature.
The much needed aid is a welcome, but as it is to be expected, not a gift. What we need, is land. Land where crops can grow upon without contamination, land where we can house our people out of the dangers of radiation poisoning..
As we are united, we shall stand, and prevail.
I will advise all members of the EA to immediately Unify the entirety of Europe;

Germany shall take within himself the Tjech Republic, Ploland, Ukraine, Bulgaria, Macedonia, Hungary, Romania and Slovakia
Italy shall take within himself Croatia, Slovenia,Sebia, Albania and Bosnia-Herzegovina.
Finland shall take Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania and Belarus.
I recommend that Spain and the UK join the Low Lands in diplomatic conquest to achieve fully fledged sister countries in the old colonies.

We do not expect Russia to intervene, as all the countries who join in with other EA countries will enjoy the same rights as their mother-nations.
Neither do we expect Egypt to intervene, as it follows a pattern much like ours, and we would like to applaud this, as friends.

This is how it is. This is how it shall be.
Consequenses Will Never Be The Same

Hariama, Prime Minister of The Low Lands, Representative of the EA

Well, according to real life physics, a little bit; but everyone in Belgium has anti-radiation tablets, so we're cool! :p

Blah blah blah blah… what counts is not the intentions, it's the facts…
you've killed thousand of innocents, not only in Germany, but in my country, and the muslims all over the world, the OPEC, will hopefully do something about it… and the money you donated to Germany comes from the oil and wealth you're stealing from the UAE

Official statement from vietnam
we will support peace (if possible)