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Exactly. (As in the moon is mine. (and Kanadia's and China's…))

Damn! After a busy weekend, and thinking I had no country to run, I didn't submit a turn! I didn't see Russia gave UAE back… well, that's life.. still wanna see how this game ends… blowing Anctartica seemed like a nice idea, though… :P
Guys, Y U NO BLOW ANCTARTICA TO SMITHEREENS!?!?!!?

Because that would have ended the world…

and russia

Now I have become death, the destroyer of worlds!
Time to take over some shit.

You guys post way too much in this thread. I leave for not even 3 days and I have to skim through everything just to find out whether or not I've been kicked in my absence (I think not, but I have no idea, clarification please?)

You were estonia right? yeah, you've been kicked. You get kicked after one whole turn of innactivity without messaging RS

Soon, I think all your base will belong to Finland

@Hariama / low lands

Wait does this mean the EA is disbanded…

I guess that I am kicked out… :c

Oh well… I guess I'll start a new forum game AFTER this one is done. One that requires less busting my ass on.

@RedSyndicate, you should probably add a "first 10 to come, first serve" limit next time you do a game like this, if at all. Would really help the stress :D

Yeah…I sent Estonia a message telling them what I was doing with the rest of the Baltic states (considering they surround Estonia), but he never replied. So I'll be capping Estonia as well…sorry :/

As for the EA, I don't see why we can't run it without him…unless no one in Europe cares anymore. In which case, there's still the Scandinavian alliance for the both of us.

I'll take the role of leadership in the EA (if there ever was one).

If Derpy becomes leader I'm buffing up my European defenses.

Don't forget the Jews! Israel has made a moon base.

Be thankful DrPepperfan didn't volunteer…

Things that could happen under his leadrship:
1) All military uniforms are replaced by Sailor Moon cosplay outfits.
2) A giant effegy of Osaka is errected place of the effel tower.
3) Scandinavia is geoformed into a giant phallus, I say scandinavia because it's already halfway there.
4) Rush is further held in captivity along with one musical representative from every other European contry, mine would likely be Lordi.
5) The face of Asia is scorched by nuclear fire into the visage of Harui Suzimia.

…to name a few.

Oh, I just got another good one…

6) The Eiffel Tower is renamed to the "Eiffel 65 Tower" where the electronic music group of the same name is forced to play live music until death or madness take them.

Meanwhile, on Mars

Apart from the fact that you seem to believe I have an obsession with penises, I'd say that's pretty much spot on Temperance!

And from that day on…France was eternally blue.

Does that mean you're planning a War of the Worlds?

No, I am.

Right, looks like the USA is fighting a war with the Australo-Martians.

Winter 2013 – 2014

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North Africa – Green – Doc
Military: Average Professional
GDPpc: High
Techs: Solar Power(developing)
Trade: USA, Norway, Singapore, Israel, Argentina, Spain
Embargo: Syria, Iraq, Saudi Arabia, Jordon, Palestine,

-Public announcements assure the rest of Africa and the citizens of North Africa that no more conquests shall be made on the continent. This eases their worries, and militaries are begining to demobilize.
-Rush has been sent to North Africa to do a tour of ten cities before playing in concert for the President himself. They are then released and sent home.
-A large statue of Mr. Tadakichi is constructed and moved to the capital as a token of gratitude for Rush.
-A monument to the Arab SPring movement is constructed in Intifadastan. It depicts a female rebel with her fist raised into the air against opression. It stands 508 feet high, making it the tallest structure in Tunisia.

Kanadia – Purple – Kalmo
Military: Average Trained
GDPpc: High
Techs: Hydroponics, Oxygen Drives (developing)
Trade: Switzerland, USA

-The nuclear bunkers are outfitted with hydroponic systems to make easily replenishable quantities of food and oxygen available to their future inhabitants.
-EMP warheads are placed in circles of two kilometers around the nuclear bunkers.
-The Canadian space administration is formed and then joins with the American NASA.

Switzerland – Orange – Christopher the Pimp Abra
Military: Miniscule Invincible
GDPpc: High
Techs: Anti-Balistics, National Redoubt, Hydroponics, Space Elevator (developing)

-Work on the space elevator continues with much vigor.
-Hydroponics are used to build underground farms within the national redoubt, which is slowly expanding into a pseudo-city with permanent residents already moving in.

Russia – Turquiose – RussianFedora, Tsar of Fedoras
Military: Big Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Stealth Missiles, Carbon Fiber Armour (developing), Nuclear Tanks (on hold), Strategic Satelite Weaponry (on hold)
Trade: Kanadia, New Zealand, China

-Mongolia is invaded and its sovereignty is easily stomped out. Due to the near non-existance of central urban centers, for many it takes months to discover that Russia has invaded.

China – Red – Frozenpwn
Military: Massive Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Weaponized Energy Beams
Trade: Brazil, Venezuela, Kazakhstan

-Tajikistan is forcefully annexed without war.
-Somehow, changes in mining and manufacturing methods are supposed to cause resources to materialize, but no such thing happens.
-Laser weaponry research is complete.

Iberian Empire – Black – EP73
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: High
Techs: Laser Shields (developing)

-The south American rampage continues, now invading Bolvia, Peru, and Paraguay.
-The government is overturned and replaced with a "Presidential Democracy," essentially, an elected dictatorship.
-Border defenses in Europe are built along Germany, Switzerland, and Italy.

UK – Pink – DrPepperfan
Military: Big Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Super Lazor (developing)

-A super lazor to is under construction in London. This is a diagram of what it will look like when completed.
-A draft is started to inflate the size of the military. Due to a withdrawl of funds from the nation's football (soccer) league, the quality of the armed forces and their training does not suffer much from the new recruits.
-A massive statue of a hand is constructed facing Russia. The Prime Minister advises that the Czar of Russia "talk to it" if he has any more complaints about British foreign policy.

USA – Yellow – Dane
Military: Big Professional Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Space Laser (developing)
Trade: China

-Spongebob is banned from the airwaves.
-The space laser research is nearly complete, and construction of a prototype has begun near the international space station.

Vietnam – Maroon – Richard D. James
Military: Massive Draft
GDPpc: Lowest
Techs: Strategic Satelite Weaponry (developing)

-A bunker is built in Cambodia. The locals are midly impressed.
-Rice farming in Cambodia is encouraged, although most say that Cambodia already grows enough of the crop.
-A new law requires that all homes have at least 15 inhabitants. This starts a trend in which neighbors begin connecting up to 15 houses together through extensions to avoid being evicted.
-Vietnam, being a communist nation, has no "rich people" to be taxed, and the new tax laws requiring that each give a dollar to charity has absolutely no effect.
-It seems the government beleives that, despite having added the AK47 to the Vietnamese arsenal months before, no soldiers in the army know how to use assault weapons. Eduation in the use of this essential weapon is added to basic training.

Scandinavia – Indigo – CjayS
Military: Small Professional
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Anti-Balistics, Green Energy, Undersea Construction, Optics (developing)
Trade: Russia

-Wind turbines are constructed in the far northeastern mountains, providing great quantities of energy for the state.
-Despite efforts through propaganda and the enlistment of Danes, there is not a significant improvement in military power.
-A secret project is being made upon the Baltic seafloor. Chances are, due to the nature of this project, that it will not stay a secret for very long.

ANZAC – Electric Lime – Josh
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: High
Techs: Advanced Aircraft, cloning (developing)

-The navy beings blitzing through the Pacific, annexing small island nations along the way.
-Due to recent annexations, the Union of ANZAC, and a rapidly expanding raw materials market from pacific conquests, the New Zealandic economy has begun to climb rapidly in the world ranks.

Germany – Dark Green – Vlad
Military: Big Specialist
GDPpc: Lowest
Techs: Advanced Tanks
Trade: Egypt, Norway, Singapore

-Continued attempts to expand and maintain a massive military has led to continued economic depression.
-SingSong Inc. has been embargoed from trading in Germany, causing a huge spike in medical insurance costs.
-A socialist regime easily finds its way into power following the economic collapse and recent war, and Germany is now a communist state.
-The nation's health care is nationalized by the new government.
-Despite continued drops in GDP, the economy is expected to begin recovering soon, once the new government fully gains stable control over the economy. Until then, the lack of economic coordination and the bankrupcy of scorned bussinesses that are being overtaken over by the federal government has caused another drop in GDPpc.

South Africa – Purple – feenstyle
Military: Big Trained Nuclear
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Missile Shield (developing)
Trade: Egypt, Brazil, Russia, Iveria, UK, China

-Nuclear weapons have been successfully developed, tested, and constructed in large numbers. South Africa is now a nuclear power.
-Botswana and Lesotho are invaded. Many african nations are now wary of South Africa's intentions, and have started formulating plans against her.
-South Africa is ousted from the African Union.

Finnish Republic – Peach – Temperance
Military: Small Invincible
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Undersea Construction, Optical Camoflage (developing), Exoskeleton (on hold)
Trade: Denmark, Belgium, Germany, Scandinavia, North Africa, Italy, Iberia

-Estonia was peacefully annexed.
-The war in Europe is over, and Finland annexes Belarus.
-I have no idea what an "exoskeleton technology" is, but apparently Finland is making one!

SingSong Incorporated – Colourless! – Mr. Biscuits
Military: Average Professional
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Cybernetics (developing)
Trade: Brazil, Madagascar, Malaysia

-The nation's entire population of felons find themselves a great opportunity to help themselves and the nation through medical testing, and "volunteer" en masse to participate. They are never heard from again.
-Cybernetics research is nearing completion, and the people of Singapore cannot wait for the city to be flooded with Cyborgs.
-Efforts to bribe foreign spies to join SingSong's private intelligence agency fail miserably.
-SingSong has begun to establish headquarters buildings around the globe, and is rapidly consuming the globe's entire medical market.

Venezuela – Light Yellow – Nick Estbosco
Military: Massive Draft
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Green Energy (developing)
Trade: Cuba, Italy, Belgium
Embargo: Singapore

-Columbia is finally conquered and annexed.
-Due to experience gained in fighting through brutal jungle warfare in Columbia, the quality of the Venezuelan military has improved quite a bit.
-Despite still having no access to uranium, more ICBMs are built, putting a massive strain on the tiny economy.
-The Marxists set up execution as the punishment for even the slightest hint of traitor activity.
-All private health care options are banned, which includes placing an embargo upon Singapore.

Italy – Blue – Derpy Hooves
Military: Small Professional
GDPpc: Medium
Techs:
Trade: Egypt, UK, Finland, Belgium, Iberian Nation, Germany, Norway, Venezuela

-Huge quantities of paint are imported to mar the north Italian landscape. However, there is not enough room for the intended project in Italy, so it is moved to Iran. Visible from space, an awesome pony has been painted across the landscape. Due to the world's paint reserves having run dry, this can no longer be done anymore.
-Having eliminated the world's supply of natural paint, Belgium has collapsed, being that its economy relied upon paint and paint products.
-A statue of Osaka is erected in Rome with an inscription about the bottom reading "DrPepperfan, the most badass world leader ever to exist." The statue is then sent to London and put up in place of Big Ben at Westminster Palace.
-A second statue of Vinyl Scratch, a character from MLP:FiM, is constructed in Rome just outside of the Vatican. The Pope actually likes it.
-A holiday celebrating the popular cartoon My Little Pony is made. The holiday is titled "My Little Holiday." There is no mandated actions to take on this day, but the citizens of Rome are greatful for the day off from constructing monuments.

La Plata – Baby Blue – Brandon Perez
Military: Average Trained
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Nationwide Nuclear Plants (building)
Trade: Egypt, Singapore, Chile, Paraguay, Mexico, Niger

-Homeless men, high school dropouts, and prisoners are drafted, increasing the size of the army substantially.
-Nuclear powered submarines are making their way into the navy.
-A major infrastructural project is provided to aid the economic growth of La Plata.

This goes out to both RedSyndicate and Derpy Hooves.

You are both pretty damn awesome.

That is EXACTLY what my….Super Lazor (haha, bad spelling on my part, but it makes it all the more awesome! Lazor > Laser Dane! :P) will look like.

And thank you for my beautiful statue. It is truly astounding. I approve of tha ponies as well!

Well, the world is going mad.
Israel has decided to completely colonize the moon. Our territories will be called Ner Tamid, or the Eternal Light in English. A large number of our people will move there once we develop hydroponics to feed our lunar people. We expect the entire process to take over ten years.
להתקיים זמן רב

Hah hah, very funny DrP.

A second statue of Vinyl Scratch, a character from MLP:FiM, is constructed in Rome just outside of the Vatican. The Pope actually likes it.

If it's in Italy, wouldn't it be called Mia Piccola Vacanza?

Just thinking out loud.

la mia piccola vacanza

You forgot the La at the beginning.

I've been following this game since the beginning (and have signed up specially to comment on it) and it's great.
But I also noticed that warfare could be spiced up a little. Why send millions of soldiers to die when you can hire hackers and make them detonate Russia's nuclear weapons or hack into the newly created orbital lazer set up by the US. Or even send out agents to start terrorist cells to destabilize ennemy countries. war comes in many forms and the more unpredictable moves are the best.

Just saying.

I purposefully ignored the La. I figured it would translate to "The My Little Holiday."
Just thought of something: maybe you could call it "Our Little Holiday!"

As a fluent speaker of Italian, NEVER USE A POSSESSIVE WITHOUT AN ARTICLE!!!!! GAHHH!!!!!! Unless it's a family member… BUT STILL…
And if you want Our little Holiday, that would be "La Nostra Vacanza Piccola".

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Aside from your atrocious spelling, I think I need a Rule 34 on "blowing Antarctica".

@Red Syndicate
"Exoskeleton Technology" is likely something awesome like this:

@desu
Yeah, I know. S/He posted it on my wall.

Anyway, I'm pretty impressed with this game. There isn't a major nuclear war or extinction event in sight. Usually I get this far and then somebody pushes that button and kills everyone.

Finnish Republic has underwater colonies (since they have all Estonia's technologies). Those could totally survive a nuclear attack.

I was thinking about nuking every capital and largest city (Or second largest city if the capital is also the largest city) With about 200 nukes to spare to nuke wherever else I want, and completely destroy everything (BWAHAAHAHAHAHHAA) But, then I thought, "Nah, let's make this game interesting.".

Once you play it more than once on the same forum, people get more creative, and it starts to become an apocalypse generator in which half the players work towards global anihilation and the other half try to prevent it. I think my favourite ending was when Australia engineered a super-heavy uranium bomb, launched it at the US capital, had it shot down over Africa by Norwegian satelite defenses, stolen by the British, modified for higher yield on Ascension island, and then detonated in Brazil, pretty much wiping out the planet and ending the game.
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Another fun one was when everybody decided from the start that Earth was doomed, and it was a massive space race of all the nations trying to get a good spot on Mars and the moons of Jupiter. Eventually Deimos was catapulted into Tunisia at high speed, killing everyone still stuck on Earth. Russia got almost all of Mars, minus a few craters inhabited by the Israelis, and the moon was controlled jointly by Britain and Japan. Everyone else was successfully contained and annihilated on the planet. In that game were a lot of other problems aside from Deimos, such as zombie uprisings in Japan and Ethiopia.
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Anywho, enough of that. Don't want to give you guys too many bad ideas. :P

New Zealand has progress so far, from a small nation to the leader of the South Pacific. I think it's time to celebrate with a Justin Bieber statue.

I'd like to see you spell in Spanish… not being my native language, I think I manage well enough… and, in Spain my post would have been taken for a joke, which it was, I am completely aware of why Antarctica (did I get it right this time? :P ) wasn't blown up.
Oh, and probably Smithereens wasn't written properly too.. well, that's the problem with globalization :)

When will you start accepting applications for round two? I want to be Australia, if there is a round 2.

Let's see if poor RS survives round1! At least some guys (like myself) luckily withdrawed, but still compiling turns must be the hell of a task…
Congrats for your efforts, RS. I've been a GM for most of my adult life, and know what it means…

Official Statement from Italy:

In case of Zombie outbreaks, we are sending all of the world leaders a copy of this book:

Italy had a tiny outbreak, but thanks to this book, no casualties on the human side. The zombies were all neutralized in a day. The zombies ranged between 10-20. A Class 1 outbreak. Everything has since gone back to normal.

Okay, let's get this straight, Italy, a non-nuclear nation, has a class 1 outbreak of zombies, but Russia, KNOWN for it's nukes and nuclear accidents and tests, has never had a zombie?

What's going on here Italy?

Facepalm.

Official statement of The Maronian People

It is with great pride that we finish building our grand city of Shoopney! As you cans see we built it in the shape of Suru Cell! As well as recreating some of our comforts from our beloved Sydney, Australia.

- President SMG