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YoU can buy the cure for cancer from me

Greedy capitalists who refuse to let the cure for cancer be public knowledge, but instead monopolize on it, make me sick. Vivá Comunismo, y Vivá SLAVÉ.

Yes, our color is Rhododendron, but at present, we have no territory. If and when we have territory, if Red Syndicate allows it, we may change our color. Everything seems to be up in the air at this point. (Like nuclear fallout, apparently…)

Crap! I didn't know there wasn't a turn yesterday so I didn't submit one today.. Am I completely out of the game?

I knew something was missing.

You didn't PM me that day either. If I say there is not a turn one day, there is no need to send me the PMs again; they carry on to the next day.
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And yes, so long as there are more than twelve players in this game, any player removal will be completely permanent.

That must've been an ouch to Kanadia.

An official message from RussianFedora, grand Czar of Russia.

Hello world.

Russia has decided to make a donation of land to Nepal as a sign of courtesy and brotherhood with the leaders and citizens of Nepal.

After some debate, Russia has decided to donate Chukotka to Nepal. This way, Nepal will be fully sheltered by Russia in the case of an invasion, and Nepal gets a large amount of land to rebuild its shattered society.

-RussianFedora, grand Czar of Russia.

Good to see Nepal's return

Yeah, cuz Chukotka is totally right next to where Nepal has ambitions.
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I found these to be interesting:
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It's good to see the return of Nepal. The Communist Republic of Germany would be more than willing to make a Trade Agreement between our two Nations once your War is over.

Well… That really sucks. I didn't know the messages went on to the next day… Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

Red Syndicate, that's not the point. Russia will be donating this land temporarily (Or not if Nepal wants to keep the land) To rebuild the government of Nepal, without the fear of attack by the other countries.

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^OH NO YOU'RE BEATING ME

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HEY. EP73 HERE. DO YOU WANT THE BEST URANIUM EVER? GO TO IBERIA, AND WE'LL SELL YOU THE BEST URANIUM FOR ONLY MILITARY TRAINING! OUR URANIUM IS FUSED WITH CHUCK NORRIS'S ENERGY! ISN'T THAT A GREAT DEAL?

@RussianFedora

I wouldn't get too cocky about your uranium stockpile, lest you forget your "horrible mistake" several turns ago.

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WITH THE SHAM-POW, YOU CAN COMPLETELY CRIPPLE AN ENTIRE COUNTRY, IN UNDER HALF AN HOUR!

LOOK AT GERMANY! WATCH HOW I CAN JUST SIMPLY DEPLOY THE SHAM-POW! NOW WATCH GERMANY…. DISAPPEAR OFF THE MAP!

TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS DEAL, YOU HAVE TO CALL NOW!

Need some fabulously Venezuelan handcrafted ICBMs to compliment your new Uranium?
SLAVÉ is having a blowout sale on nuclear- compatible missiles. Now in vibrant Rainbow Dash TM and Derpy Grey TM colours! For a great great price of technology and military training.

Grazie!
Gracias!
Vielen Dank!
Thank you!

Need some absolutely colorful firepower to launch your ICBMs?
Then go to the Iberian Empire, where we have different colors of firepower!!!

Twilight Blue! Rarity Purple! Applejack Orange! Fluttershy Yellow! There's more!
We will also have a new color: RAINBOW DASH RAINBOW!!!

SO ORDER NOW!

we have produce the new AK-MPAUG 14 gun
full with automatic flak and high firerate and large large cliber bullet
anyone buying?

HI, THIS IS RUSSIANFEDORA WITH MIGHTY-MISSILE!

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WITH MIGHTY-MISSILE, YOU CAN SEND A DEADLY LOAD OF URANIUM TO A LARGE POPULATION CENTER IN UNDER A MINUTE!

WITH STATE OF THE ART TECHNOLOGY, MIGHTY-MISSILE DESTROYS WHATEVER YOU WANT, WHENEVER YOU WANT!

HERE IS LIVE FILM OF GERMANY. NOW, WATCH AS I FIRE THE MISSILE AND….. GERMANY IS GONE! ISN'T THAT AMAZING? WELL, YOU CAN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THIS DEAL, BUT YOU'VE GOT TO CALL NOW!

NOOOOOO! C'mon broski! I had big plans for you…

Where's the turn?!?!?

EDIT: LOL. I thought it's a regular time.

Dude, slow your role…Red's a busy man.

EDIT: Naw, it's whenever really.

Been playing world of tanks with friends for the last two hours, so the turn shal be late. I'm on it tho.

yay.

-adopted from Fluttershy.

YOU PLAY WOT TOO!!??!?! TELL ME YOUR SCREEN NAME!!

I though I already told you that.
RedSyndicate

Mine is 7Demetriev_Kalikovo7.

Can you add me as a friend or something, since I don't know how to do that?

Red Syndicate, how long does it take you to finish a turn?

EDIT: I was asking in a nice way. LOLxD

Dude, chill. Sometimes he doesn't even have a turn because he gets too busy. Just wait it out.

Here, keep yourself entertained with this ball in a cup:

OH NO, THE BALL FELL OUT OF THAT BOY'S CUP!

But it's alright, because the ball is on a string and attached to the cup!

^Yay.

-in a manner again, adopted from Fluttershy

Summer 2015

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From now on, title your PMs to me as KYMnatRP.
Any questions you have to ask me or other comments/messages not related to the game should not be in your turn, but instead should be sent as a seperate PM.
If you do not send your PM with the title KYMnatRP, it will not count as a turn.

North Africa – Green – Doc
Military: Average Professional
GDPpc: Average
Techs: Solar Power, HIV Cure, Lunar Colony
Trade: USA, Norway, Singapore, Israel, La Plata, Spain

-Offers for the four African states bordering North Africa to join the union fail initially, but Spanish and Argentinian advances upon their sovereignty has pulled these people under the reigns of Egypt, and they have joined the ever growing North African confederacy. At least one of these states is suspected of having an inside man working for the Egyptian secret service behind the change in governance.
-An international dance competition will be held next year in Cairo.
-Egypt's lunar colony is now considered self sufficient.

Switzerland – Orange – Christopher the Pimp Abra
Military: Miniscule Invincible
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Anti-Balistics, National Redoubt, Hydroponics, Space Elevator, Moon Colony (constructing)

-The space elevator is completed, and supplies are being shipped upwards to build a space port, harbouring many ships, at the top.
-With the need armor a ship for re-entry gone, the cost of space ships has radically declined, making it possible for a regular middle class person to purchase their own ships. This has made Switzerland a huge attraction for upperm iddle class people, and a spike in immigration and space project investments has raised the GDPpc.
-National propaganda has encouraged many Swiss to make the new space port their new homes, and some of the more ambitious have purchased their own space ships.

Russia – Turquiose – RussianFedora, Tsar of Fedoras
Military: Big Professional Nuclear
GDPpc: Low
Techs: Stealth Missiles, Carbon Fiber Armour , Nuclear Tanks (on hold), Suicide Satelites, Laser Defense (developing)
Trade: Kanadia, New Zealand, China

-Nepal is handed the far northeastern corner of the Russian mainland as a… well honestly I have no idea what they will do with it. Probably build an embassy or something.
-The statues of Phineas and Ferb are accepted, and to show Russia's gratitude for them, the materials are melted down and reofrmed into a single statue of Lenin, which is placed next to another statue of Lenin in Moscow.
-Taking examples from innovations in Vietnamese technology, Russia has completed its own, albeit much more crude, form of kinetic space weapon.
-A statue of Osaka with a sheet of gold plated to the outside, is sent to England as a gift.
-Pakistan is warned to cease their war against China, but in attempts to contact the Pakistani government, it is found that the nation is currently run by impossible-to-contact underground rings of competing warlords and generals. It is now certain that once peace breaks out with China, that a civil war will ensue between these warlords in Pakistan.

China – Red – Frozenpwn
Military: Small Specialist
GDPpc: Imploded
Techs: Weaponized Energy Beams, Space Laser (developing), Moon Colony (constructing)
Trade: Venezuela, Kazakhstan

-Nuclear missiles are launched at Pakistan. The deplenishing stockpile means that China needs to seek uranium imports to replenish their arsenal.
-A push into fallout ridden Pakistan, a nation bombed with nukes by both itself and China, has caused a wave of cancerous tumors in the Chinese divions still left standing. Turkic reinforcements from the north has helpted to anihilate the remaining forces, and Pakistan is free from Chinese occupation.
-Riots and protests in the remaining major cities spring up, and student demonstrators croud around recruiting offices, refusing to allow potential recruits in. There is a widespread demand from the nation's youths to end this war.
-The Chinese economy collapses entirely. The American stock market implodes, and non-communist western powers have sunk into a deep depression due to the collapse of the world's largest industrial goods producer.

Iberian Empire – Black – EP73
Military: Average Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Laser Shields (developing)

-Various locations around the globe are simultaneously invaded, spreading the Spanish army thin.
-Nuclear weapons production is underway, and Spain has installed new ICBM missiles.
-The government is altered to an absolute monarchy, and elections are removed.
-An investigation of the north pole, in an attempt to "Find Santa," has led to the death of three researchers, an inuit guide, and a team of sled dogs. Santa has not been found.
-Dolphins and dogs are implemented into the military to intercept land mines and torpedos. Research is not needed.
-The straits of gibraltar are seized, and any ships passing through are forced to pay a huge fee. The funds from this enterprise are split, and half is given to North Africa.

New Alkatraz – Pink – DrPepperfan
Military: Big Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: Low
Techs: Super Lazor, Nanotechnology (developing), Lunar Colony (constructing)

-The judicial system is replaced with one akin to that of Pheonix Wright, involving much finger pointing and beleiving lying witnesses. This places over nine thousand percents of a percet of the criminal population behind bars, and a similar portion of innocent civilians as well. Due to the massive incarceration rate, the entire island of Britain is declared under police lockdown, converting all buildings there into impropetu prisons. Being that so many are now jailbirds, the nation has adopted a prisoner lease system that allows prisoners to work for no pay. The UK has hence changed its name to New Alkatraz.
-Comedians Charlie Brooker, Paul Merton, and Ross Noble are given pardons from their jail time as well as a title akin to knighthood called the "King of Awesome." This new title ranks them higher than the royal family, and they have commandeered Buckingham Palace as their own private home. Brooker seizes the opportunity to also acheive status of propaganda minister, and his voice can be heard each day at 6PM on the BBC, Britains only remaining broadcasting channel, touting his godlike opinions at the masses. ENGLAND PREVAILS.

USA – Yellow – Dane
Military: Big Professional Nuclear
GDPpc: Imploded
Techs: Space Laser, Moon Colony (constructing)
Trade: China

-Moon colony construction has begun.

Vietnam – Maroon – Richard D. James
Military: Massive Specialist
GDPpc: Low
Techs: Kinetic Orbital Bombardment, Lightweight Alloys (on hold), Laser Weaponry (developing)

-AK-MPAUG 14's are sold to Iberia in exchange for energy resources, such as oil and coal.
-The Phillipines are invaded and annexed.

Scandinavia – Indigo – CjayS
Military: Small Professional
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Anti-Balistics, Green Energy, Undersea Construction, Optics, Optical Camoflauge, Cold Fusion, Weaponized Energy Beams
Trade: Russia

-Cold fusion research salvaged from the Low Lands is finished, and unexpected "benefactors" have "donated" laser weaponry to Scandinavia.

ANZAC – Electric Lime – Josh
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Advanced Aircraft, Cloning (developing), Hydroponics

-South Africa is invaded.
-Hydroponics research is complete.

Germany – Dark Green – Vlad
Military: Average Specialist
GDPpc: Highest
Techs: Advanced Tanks, Moon Colony (constructing)
Trade: Egypt, Scandinavia, Singapore, SLAVE

-A moon colony is now underway.
-Due to the general collapse of the first world economy, second world nations have experienced a significant boost in economic performance and exports prices. Germany is the primary benefactor of this boost.
-Hungary has proposed anschluss.

Finnish Union – Peach – Temperance
Military: Average Professional Nuclear
GDPpc: High
Techs: Undersea Construction, Anti-Balistics, Optical Camoflage, Optics, Exoskeleton (developing)
Trade: Germany, Scandinavia, North Africa, Italy, Iberia, UK, Venezuela, Russia

-The Battle of Romania dragged on for months, but the mountain line finally crumbled, and the charge through the Balkans after that has been relatively unopposed. Enemy military capability has disintigrated. A statement is made that Finnish conquest of foreign nations ends here, with Bulgaria.
-Kaliningrad is successfully bought from the Russians, and the local residents are in a riot. Finland is working on relocating all the residents to their national homeland of Russia.
-Optical camoflauge completed.
-Ukrainian uranium is used to construct nuclear weapons and nuclear warheads in ICBMs.

SingSong Incorporated – Colourless! – Mr. Biscuits
Military: Average Invincible
GDPpc: High
Techs: Cybernetics, Cancer Cure, Artificial Intelligence (developing)
Trade: Malaysia, ANZAC

-The cure for cancer is subsidized in ANZAC territories.
-The company has now set its sights on perfecting artificial intelligence.
-A political union is being discussed between Malaysia and Singapore, and being that the Singaporean government really has no power anymore, this is being seen by the public as more of SingSong purchasing the Malay peninsula than an actual union. It is still being discussed, and a deal has not yet been made.

SLAVE – Light Yellow – Nick Estbosco
Military: All Consuming Draft
GDPpc: High
Techs: Green Energy, Space Colonies (building)
Trade: Italy
Embargo: Singapore

-Cuba and Jamaica are annexed, and an invasion of Mexico follows alongside Iberian forces.
-MLP:FiM is being shown as a sort of propaganda in primary schools, and art classes are bein replaced with MLP sketching competitions.

Italy – Blue – Derpy Hooves
Military: Big Specialist
GDPpc: Low
Techs: Intelligent Ponies (developing), Moon Colony (building)
Trade: Egypt, UK, Finland, Iberian Nation, Germany, Scandinavia, SLAVE

-A formal axis of power is proposed with Germany and SLAVE to put an end to Iberian ambitions.
-The national anthem is changed to Guile's Theme, since it goes with everything, including Italians. As the theme has no words to it, Italian sports teams have begun to forgo playing the anthem before matches, and instead just fire up the tune at random moments during the games.

La Plata – Baby Blue – Brandon Perez
Military: Big Specialist Nuclear
GDPpc: Medium
Techs: Nationwide Nuclear Plants, Stealth Jets(developing)
Trade: Egypt, Singapore, Mexico, SLAVE, Israel, Ghana

-Attempts to invade Niger by air fail, as the terrain is hostile and the supply lines are extremely thin. The troops barely manage to escape with their lives by helicopter, but the evacuation can be considered a success.
-The infrastructure in Argentina is improved upon, with a new highway system flawlessly connecting even the smallest of villages to all corners of the state.
-Argentina begins to manipulate its varying climates to give their soldiers expert training in jungle, mountain, and arctic warfare.

Nepal – colourless! – Bruiseiseki
Military: Rebels
GDPpc: none

-Turkestani diplomats meet up with Bruiseiseki in Urumqi to formulate an alliance. Both sides have agreed to work in tandem with eachother to crush Chinese occupation forces.

Ahahaha, didn;t see that one coming 0_0 Not that it's a bad thing….aheheheh.

I approve of Charlie Brooker's new role. He is, after all, always right.

Um… I wasn't working on laser weaponry, I was working on laser defenses…..

Kinetic =! Energy
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You started a satelite weapons program a while ago, and it recently came to fruition with sucide satelites bombardment, kinda like the ones in Red Alert 3, except these are built with the sole intent of smashing into the enemy at some point, rather than just being salvaged cold war relics.

Seems like less people are following the game nowadays.

Howso? I still get PMs from all the players, and you are still posting despite not being formally recognized as a participant.
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The next game will feature a blank starting map, begining in the stone ages and working your way up to whatever technologies you choose to discover and developing your own unique culture as we go along. I felt like saying that because everyone is building space things and it seems like there might be a plot to destroy the earth that I am not aware of, so the next game might be sooner than expected.

An official message from SLAVÉ

The map doesn't show Cuba and Jamaica as annexed… Also, I don't remember saying anything about MLP sketching contests, but our colleges do offer Friendship as a class. Furthermore, Iberia, La Plata, and Germany should be added to my trading list. Germany is our partner on Space Colonization research. Oh, and an irrelevant announcement: Italian is the new national language, mostly because I speak it, and not Spanish.
Grazie, Nick Estbosco, il Principe, err "Chairman" of SLAVÉ.

Awesome. I'm totally getting in on that one, it'll be just like Civilization.

Do you mind waiting a week? I'm going camping, so no computer.

This one will probably take another week or less to finish.
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@ Nick: I knew i left something out >_<
You should know that I often elaborate upon what you put in your turns for humor or to make a point.

That sounds awesome actually, count me in for the next game as well.

Yes, I am totally in for the next round as well, I love games like civilization!
@ Red Syndicate- It's okay, I understand it's easy to make mistakes with this sort of thing.